Ayatollah Hermione

Rooney blasts a pen over the bar.

Not as much as I hate Nani.

Ban Kevin for his shite grasp on accents.

Megson?

http://yfrog.com/h33jyqj Legend

I'd be made up for him if he got that job. Same. I reckon he'd do a quality job as well now that they have a bit of money to spend.

The Inter Milan job might be available. Hughton to Blackburn rumours begin now?

I shouldn't laugh...

Aye and Routledge rinsed him for it "this is twitter, not eHarmony lol" The Twitter four are going to rise in our estimations, I think.

Might sign off all my messages with a Jose inspired "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

Are you on my list like? I didn't realise. Happy face follows one of my friends I think it's great that you can communicate like this with the players. I didn't realise either until it showed up on my feed. Must have been from a previous thread like this.

The unexpected benefits of watching kids tv

"Jose do you think Liverpool's support are poor compared to us? What do you think the difference is between the wall pushers and" Nice one, Stevie.

You might like The Radio Dept and Wild Nothing. A mate of mine's into all that kind of stuff and she recommends Memoryhouse.

Was half expecting a subtitle saying "If you want to see more of Cheick, dial the number on screen now"

"Media exercises" Ashley and Lambiarse would probably invite them and then charge them for tickets ... or they'd invite those miners from New Zealand And ridicule them for the no show Those miners were promised a free slap-up meal in Frankie and Benny's and a free tenner bet in Aspers. FACT.

S.O.S. by ABBA was one of John Lennon's favourite pop songs. Just so you all know. I love ABBA tbh. The breakdown in Voulez-Vous is class.

Our dressing room is the best. Only there could a 19 year old gangster have pictures of his boxer shorts taken by a 24-year old wise cracking Spaniard.

Clearly with the majority considering he's the biggest selling british solo artist ever I wasn't referring to the music.

Do you have decent taste in owt?

Leazes, you're not sure if cyberspace is a real place, are you?

Bastard, I watched the first half and it was shit so didn't bother with the second. What did I miss?

@JordanStiva If you're lucky, I might post some good music.

Flog him and buy Torres.

I'd take Kranjcar like. Dealing with Spurs will probably tempt Ashley to swap a couple of ours the other way though since Redknapp would play big money for the likes of Enrique IMO. I'd take some left-back cover from somewhere but I couldn't tell you a name. Another striker with a bit of pace as well since Lovenkrands and Best aren't great.