Ayatollah Hermione

Their manager was a smug scouse arsehole too iirc, loved the sound of his own voice and was never off SSN in the build-up and between the first game and the replay. He became Sky's 'expert' for a while, sitting on Richard Keyes knee whenever they did a prem vs. non-league cup tie, hoping for a giant-killing. I think Stevenage got rid of him after a while and he disappeared. Wasn't the first game Shearer's return after a long lay-off with the ankle injury? Aye. One of their centre backs was in The Sun saying they were going to give his ankle a good kicking, put it back in plaster etc. Shearer took it on the chin, swapped and signed his shirt for him at the first match and then on the Monday the same player was back in the press calling Big Al worse than shite I hope we tonk the fuckers. Shearer always used to get that shite when we played the lower league clubs. Was it Hull we played when their centre-half was kicking him to bits so he responded by just being a 100% better footballer?

The fact they chose Souness as the "Newcastle" pundit says it all about what light Sky want to shine on us.

Aye, I was laughing at that yesterday, so relieved we didn't get him. You could see the rest of his team starting to get more and more pissed off. That one he skied was awful like. The bicycle kick was the worst. He had time to bring it down and place it.

It's fucking baltic out there. Let's hope Tim Krul doesn't lick the goalpost.

The Kanye album is ridiculously great. It's got more ideas in some songs that most artists have over entire albums. If we're talking hip-hop, these are worth listening to IMO: Kno - Death is Silent Big Boi - Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty Nas and Damien Marley - Distant Relatives (Could be more reggae than rap though) Currensy - Pilot Talk 1+2 Janelle Monae - The Archandroid (More RnB than rap again but the range it covers is immense) The Roots -How I Got Over Those more into the hip-hop scene can probably recommened better than I could. Innerspeaker by Tame Impala and Swim by Caribou are both excellent as well. I Learned The Hard Way by Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings is a great soul album with a fantastic singer.

All of these jokes are bad taste. Much like his chicken dippers.

They should leave it on for comedy value alone. Remember the mackem game where it was pissing down and two of them collided and injured each other? If that happens to Malouda and Anelka, we're seriously laughing.

We went sledding. What a fucking student I am.

Did you see her at the Cluny?

Class episode. Mark walking down the street nonchalantly eating a KFC bucket to himself to horrified stares was hilarious. "TerriBRILL!"

1. Kanye West 2. Everyone else. Though in seriousness, if you've not listened to Brothers by The Black Keys, The Age of Adz by Sufjan Stevens and I Speak Because I Can by Laura Marling, you should do so, they're great albums. I'm blanking on other ones but I'm sure there's more.

Got Terminator 2 Blu-Ray for a fiver in this Amazon sale. Canny shite otherwise, even for Christmas presents and what have you.

Whoever pulled me out of her would be King of England.

Great, that makes my life into a bit of a bastard. I might just stay in bed tbh.

The top one There's something to be said for a plain looking girl with a massive rack. "Look at the size of those" usually.

Alonso and Ramos got themselves sent off. The miss the last game but their slate is wiped clean for the knock of stages. fucking hell, Mourinho's not daft like.

What was the craic with Real like?

Aye, I thought it was class as well. That turn onto his left foot done all 3 of them.

The new Harry Potter. It's 2 hours of an introduction basically. The 3 kids are marginally better actors now but that's invalidated by a sheer lack of Alan Rickman.

I'm in tears, here.

Got to drum this bastard tomorrow

Class. Those last three points are particularly inspiring.

See all these books Allardyce has supposedly read on psychology. Surely coming out and saying he thinks his main striker at the minute is a cunt of a bloke isn't going to work His stance on everything is basically "Sam Allardyce is faultless" The jowly cunt.