Ayatollah Hermione

The Carroll who wasn't a spot on the arse of the PL at that point? What a shite-talking little arsehole he is.

Too rights. KoL have never wrote a song as good as Heart in a Cage, nevermind a song as good as Reptilia.

We were in a pub the other week where they were playing all of the new album and 3 or 4 songs had went by before I noticed it was a different song. Bland, focus-tested rubbish. As someone on Twitter put it; "Every generation gets the Goo Goo Dolls they deserve"

Iggy and the Stooges headlining whch already pulls it up above last year's indie dance shit fest. Plan B is doing the Sunday if that's your cup of tea. Tinie Tempah - Two Door Cinema Club Caribou - Annie Mac Detroit Social Club - Fenech Soler have just been announced and Caribou is pretty great and I've heard good things about Two Door Cinema Club. Detroit Social Club are taking the Field Music place of "local band" now, I think. They're alright though. Looks like it should be worth your money more than last year's anyway, as long as you don't mind a bunch of 17 year olds pretending to be drunk.

Not Frank Worthington or someone like that is it? He was often labelled "the best footballer you ever saw". Played for Reading and Cardiff I think. Absolutely no idea tbh. First names a bird you see at christmas, surname is an enjoyable day of the week. I bet if I looked it up I still wouldn't know who he is. I only know as he was on Football Focus a few month back. Not on the actual sofa, though. I think him and Lawro are still at "loggerheads", so to speak. Wiki says he died in 1990 aged 38? Lawro is bang out of order if he's exhuming corpses for an argument. Only way he'll manage to win. And the only way he'll not be the worst looking one on the sofa.

Barton and Ben Arfa on the flanks with Tiote in the middle is the beginings of a midfield that could prove to be very successful so of course, we've got to sell one of them. No other owner is this self-destructive.

Robin Monday/Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday/Friday/Saturday/Sunday

Madness though not totally unexpected. They've been trying to get him away for ages and his barely hidden contempt for the two of them will speed it up. Cunts.

Nathan Blake is one. Think he went down twice with Bolton as well.

Popular with the ladies as well.

There we gan.

Fuck, I've heard this before but can't remember who it is. It was someone playing for Blackburn or Leeds, wasn't it?

Did Duff win it when he was at Chelsea?

It was truly shite. DL's it and turned it off after about an hour. Pure pish. Least exciting ending in the history of blockbusters? They literally go to a house, act badly for 5 minutes then leave.

I assume the rule for the Xmas party was to wear something as ridiculous as possible. I hope.

Karl-Heinz Reidler (sp?). Aye. Bayern > Twente > WBA > Coventry No idea on this one btw. Think of a poster on NO that I used to row with every day. Martin Jol?

Karl-Heinz Reidler (sp?). One for the barbeque as well.

Now, Mario is someone that deserves SPOTY. Excellent at Tennis, golf, football and kart racing.

"Is shit" I have a vision of him and Coloccini baring their arses out the coach window as they left.

I got my Playstation 1 the first year it came out but only managed to have any games because me dad had got it chipped Was well worth it in the end like. Whatever I got, I appreciated and was grateful for and looking back, it's obvious how hard they worked to make sure I had a good Christmas. Me mother can't break that habit like, I've not really asked for anything off them this year other than the odd DVD and she's concerned that she's not gotten me enough.

I wish the neighbours would clean up what remains of the snowman they built. It's just a browny pile of mush and the lazy ginger bastards will probably cut the grass around it.

Enrique's reaction to being stuck in "Birmigan" was amazing. He could barely mask his hate for the place

Aye, well he's not ACTUALLY getting them though, is he?

That Lazio game was canny like. Lazio won 3-2 after Zapata scored an own-goal in the 87th minute. That Diakhate for Lazio looks a canny centre-half.