Ayatollah Hermione

Looking over there

Nice to see Beckham turn up dressed as Patrick Swayze.

Me too

Was about to head out to work on this bastard presentation but that's been scuppered. Novelty has worn off now it's bollocking up my work.

Speaking of takeaways, my mate got a chicken parmesan thing last night that was basically a cheese and tomato pizza with a fried chicken base. They'll never fit him in the coffin, the fat bastard.

Where are you watching the coverage? Is it being televised? Might have to sack graft off sharp if it is. FIFA.com and BBC have them on, I think.

Our video should be Shearer's volley against Everton on repeat.

For the time being, Taylor and Campbell have started well so give them a run in the side for a bit. If they continue over the next two games, it'd be unfair to drop one of them for Williamson and Coloccini. I think the best partnership we have will be Coloccini/Campbell post January though as I don't think Taylor will be here much longer.

fucking shit cgi for a high concept film as well tbh. roland emmerich's obsession with disaster movies is becoming a bit tedious now There arent any more disasters left to do really. Isn't he trying to get a sequel to Independence day off the ground?? The North East Snow Disaster of 2010 could be a good one.

I'm single handedly keeping the Virgos in with a fighting chance.

From NUFC.com. No mention of mental wage packet.

Was supposed to be a meeting some kid today to work on a presentation but he's decided to stay in bed. Tart.

Have a good one pal

Trying far too hard to be offensive rather than funny. That Knight Rider skit was torture.

What's number 3 even came as? Looks like Desperate Dan.

See much of Santos in 1962 like?

Nasty. I dont know if anyone saw the beeb yesterday but they were up in rothbury (i think) an the cameras caught a rof snow slide that took out about 4 oap's. They dragged one little old lady up from a pile of snow, dusted her down and off she went. Really funny. Have seen it happen once before in real life as well. The ghost of Moat strikes again.

wut

He'd have kept the score down to 4-0 tonight.

Barca's fourth goal was so good it made me say "Fucking hell" out loud. Liquid football and I could have watched it all tonight.

That sums Lawrenson up, a saggy necked wife beater from Gosforth. I had it on like but was seeing 3 tellies, he could've said Jackie Milburn was man of the match and I wouldn't have noticed. I wish he'd get some shirts that fit him since that bothers me the most. He's like 10 pound of shite in a 5 pound bag.

The GoNorthEast Facebook page is giving out info on bus stoppages if you 'like' them.

Grimsby, that was it. What a prize twat that centre half was as well. Whittle, I think he was called, looking at the BBC report for the game. I can't see his name in any World Defender of the Year shortlists though so I could be wrong.

I assumed that it was because of the following match, with him having both Newcastle and Liverpool connections and Poyet having Chelsea and Spurs connections. Ah right, I didn't know that was the case. I thought Spurs/Liverpool was on ESPN. Has there been anything made about Ashley Cole kicking Shola in the arse? It seemed that way from where I was sitting.