Ayatollah Hermione

There's videos of David Wheater breaking blocks of ice with his face so signing him would give the team an interesting party piece at least.

is shit!

The looks you get when you go into a supermarket at half 2 in the morning and buy a microwave cottage pie, a Playstation Move and a bottle of Pepsi is something to be treasured. It's much worse if you're buying big bags of fertilizer and wearing a wig. A shovel, some rope and a pair of latex gloves always catches the eye.

The looks you get when you go into a supermarket at half 2 in the morning and buy a microwave cottage pie, a Playstation Move and a bottle of Pepsi is something to be treasured. Not as bad as moisturising lotion, tissues and a Hannah Montana calendar. They fucking hate that. I bought a game in Tesco the other week and the wife went "oh, is this a present?" And I just went "nar" Her face was saying "what a right sad twat" If I was her, I wouldn't be judging like, not with the tattoos she had.

Crouch? I know he's banged quite a few in for the time he's been on the pitch. Good shout but it's not right. I thought Steve Bull but there's someone with an impressive one.

The looks you get when you go into a supermarket at half 2 in the morning and buy a microwave cottage pie, a Playstation Move and a bottle of Pepsi is something to be treasured.

Who has the best goals to minutes played ratio for England? Not counting David Nugent.

The Toontastic elite hath spoken. Next there'll be a campaign to bring back the hat.

Like Highlander, there can be only one. But the week of beating the mackems and then Arsenal was amazing. First time I really felt we could do well under Hughton

I was until his latest change of name. Attention whore. I'm trying to prove there's a man behind the hat. Like when Radiohead released Creep and it was shit but used the money to make The Bends; I'm in that phase so I should get really good in a year or two. Watch out Monkey.

They should have had him advertising those hats in the programme tbh.

There was a Bolton game around that time but it was Keegan's first league game back IIRC

Current: Messi Retired: Zola/Fat Ronaldo As a kid, I wanted to play like a mix between the two of them. I was ambitious at least.

Parky couldn't organise an assassination on a grassy knoll tbh

I remember asking why Rudolph didn't eat all of his carrot one year and my dad said he thought it was a disgrace and he'd be complaining to santa in person

I'm going for a drink tomorrow like but I'll be back in time to watch Die Hard like I do every year.

Stevie has the best one liners so I'm going for him

I've been getting UniQlo stuff online for a while now, keep up My christmas has went well atm, got my shopping done and it's a case of getting them to people and having a pint with my mate who is.coming back from uni if the weather stays fine. Good times

How you eavesdropped on one of Leazes' conversations? Serious answer it's a palindrome

When you snap your fingers, the sound is not of your fingers snapping but your middle finger slapping against your hand.

Cheers for that, the default one is a bit shit really, can see the improvements already. Any other good apps? I've got a one that tells you what's going on in your area,, got the stuff like the Barcode Scanners and Evernote, just wondering if there's owt that isn't as widely known that's good to have.

Just got me HD Desire and I'm fairly sure some of it runs on magic; Google Goggles is fucking mental, you scan something and it identifies it and runs a google search on it. Got Dropbox running on it to make transferring files easy as well some other essentials (Angry Birds basically). Also, will I lose my eyesight reading War and Peace on the ebook reader by the end of it?

Can't recommend Into the Wild enough. Watched it the other week and it's class.

An affliction that's sadly slept on.