Ayatollah Hermione

Is that a Star Trek jumper? In the winter of 2009, red jumpers were all the rage. River Island if I know my magpies, and I think I do. Well played

Is that a Star Trek jumper? In the winter of 2009, red jumpers were all the rage.

If it meant Stone Cold coming out on a Zamboni at 93 minutes when we're 1-0 down to kick the fuck out of the opposition, I'd love it.

Danny's inherent racist streak showing through again. Disgraceful.

Top thread. Mick can't even lie about seeing a film convincingly.

This is my current Facebook profile picture for all you would be stalkers

Bet that line goes down a treat with the ladies. You'll go down a treat when I set about you, sunshine.

That still doesn't fit.

I tend to think along these lines as well. The fact that Wetherspoons and its ilk basically take the piss with its food and thrive when there's quality local places going under is a bit sad so I try to visit those places as much as I can, even if it's just local bakerys or what have you.

"Fuck me I'm stupid" Mick Fuckwit, thick as pig shit.

I'm a fighter, not a lover, you dickhead.

No chance in hell.

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Don't be racist to me, Danny.

Some blatant homophobia coming through there as well, Danny. I'll tick it up next to your racism.

Danny extolling honestly? Oh dear.

She looks the type of woman that would be married to Nigel Winterburn.

Horrible little people, the two of them. Andy Gray makes stupid people think he's good by spouting shite catchphrases.

Is that just before you get to Park Lane, and on your right there's a pub called the Park Lane. Changed since I worked there like. Bookies right beside there I stuck my biggest bet ever on, and still is to this day, on France to win the 2002 WC. It is, aye. There's a pub called Gatsbys that is right next to a fishmongers so when you go up to the toilets, it always stinks of fish. A fishmonger that smells of fish. The scruffy fuckers Top marks for reading comprehension. You absolute fucking arseache.

Hey, I was only joking with the picture lad That's of little concern. It's your attempts to lord it over fellow fans with your know-nowt patter that I'm talking about. Do your family even like you? If i was being fed those scones, I'd be on the first metro back to civilisation.

Never said it did but safe from relegation? If this was the Mackems in our position and coming out with stuff like that we'd be rightly calling them deluded and arrogant. I know but with everyone fit, we've not really looked like a relegation side at all though. I'd be more worried later on if Jose, Carroll, Tiote and Barton are fucked for long periods but we've not looked one of the worst three teams in the league this season. I don't think us saying we'll stay up is arrogant when we've not looked worse than your West Ham and Wigans of the league.

I don't think we've looked like going down like. Dropping a last minute goal against Spurs doesn't equal relegation.

127 Hours - Yeah, it's pretty good. Bit near the knuckle, mind.

Gearing myself up for some music documentaries on BBC Four. One about Paranoid by Black Sabbath, then the making of 'Darkness on the Edge of Town' then a Springsteen live performance. Going to be immense.