Ayatollah Hermione

tbh. I know you were on about CT but I'm using that as an answer to everything regarding Ashley.

tbh.

You've got to laugh, haven't you? Their track record suggests that like.

I'm still at a loss for how Ashley was once a billionaire. How can one person continually make the wrong decisions with every facet of his assets?

Surely this is the thing that FINALLY makes the Ashley apologists see some sense?

The worst part of this is after having a drink, the exact same sinking feeling I had in 08/09 when Keegan went has returned

I hope wherever he ends up, he does a very good job that I honestly thought with time and money, he could have done here. Chris Hughton and NUFC were a match that could have given us some of the happiest and successful years of supporting the toon because he was well on his way. Cheers for getting us through the Championship and turning over everyone in our path. Cheers for 5-1, 6-0, 4-3, the 1-0 away to Arsenal, the home game against Forest, cheers for laying the foundations that we will, unfortunately, never see built upon. Cheers for making NUFC a club that I could be proud of again. It was far too short.

Mike Ashley is a despicable fat mess of a man. No man with any dignity, respect or true humility can work under him as you have to stoop to brown-nosing to keep the petulant prick happy.

Absolutely. Barton completely improves the midfield and Coloccini at the back means we're more composed going forward instead of the hoofs we got today.

Championship player tbh. Impressed last year because he had the extra seconds he needs on the ball to pick out a decent pass. I don't know what's happened to his set-pieces as they were generally consistent last season and that's not really something that should be affected.

Barton is such a massive miss. Routledge and Guthrie between them can't offer half of what he does.

I think they've all been out on the piss. Total shit.

West Brom are becoming something of Hughton's bogey team. Shola's been lethargic, everything's been a hopeless hoof. Nowt on the bench to change though.

I wonder what's the crack there. Man flu?

I always take pint glasses home as well if I like the look of them when I'm half-cut. It's a wonder the pubs in toon have any left the way we're going through them. I used to collect football stickers as well and I remember one day, my dad coming in with an entire box of them because the place he worked was distributing them (or something along those lines) and I spent about 2 hours putting them all in. Had more doublers than the entire school put together by the end like.

I'm not sure where these 4-nowt predictions are coming from. I'm going to say a score draw.

Any games on telly today?

Happy birthday pal.

Kim had become an expert at the "What Happens Next?" round on Question of Sport.

I've recently been taking the piss at Baguette Express with their "Any amount of toppings - same price" deal and today got two types of chicken, mozarella cheese, ham and some salad with garlic mayo for £2.55. I might push it to 6 toppings next time. I'm allowed to eat like a fat twat because I had Special K for breakfast btw.

Basically, you're a bit of a spastic tbh. Before you respond angrily, think what Chris Martin would do in the situation.

Kim studies his last line of defense against Godzilla with shame.

This week on "Kim's Fashion Fix", Kim will give YOU the secrets to accessorising your hats with North Korea's most fashionable coat.

Kim showing the nation's media how his urine enriches the crops.

Kim's indecisiveness was causing quite a commotion in the buffet line.