Ayatollah Hermione

Reet, where we going for new year?

I think Enrique seems to be the type that will brush off petty shit like that and get on with it, thankfully. If Barton or Nolan had done it then we'd have been seeing some canny interviews coming out of it.

Love it. Some of the back and forth between them is class. Watched The Wrestler again after getting it in the HMV sale and it's still a fairly good movie. Rourke is good but not outstanding though he gets the nuances of "washed-up athlete struggling to cope with a diminshing popularity" really well and the scene where he's playing on a SNES and is totally baffled at these new fangled games is a highlight. Some cracking boobies as well which is always important.

He better not stop the pictures.

Need to get rid of the rest of your hair first, only works for full baldys. You're not far off, like. God, Besty, what a right little bitch you've been today Your lass make you watch Sex and the City last night or something?

Were people expecting not to be outclassed offensively like? Christ lads, it's not Eastenders; if we can't break down Wigan on Sunday then I might start nail-biting.

You watch one season of The Wire and you all think you're Lester Freamon

Glad half time came there like

You theoretically win the battle in terms of numbers but Smith is so shit in possession and when it comes to pressuring that they'll eventually get plenty space. Giving Modric plenty time (if he's playing) is asking for trouble.

Packed midfield with Carroll winning long hoofs with nobody to pick them up. Just be thankful Perch isn't marking Bale.

Empty it to make space for car keys when couples come over?

Looks like Louis Walsh's bedside cabinet. Surprised you could see it with your face stuffed into the pillow. Other way round tbh. I have him singing Boyzone through feathered teeth.

Looks like Louis Walsh's bedside cabinet.

West Ham, Wolves and one of Blackpool, Wigan and Blackburn IMO. Maybe Fulham will get sucked in if they're not careful.

You can have mine. Make me an offer Can I throw my Simpsons hankies and cuff-links into the deal? You're really loved. I got day of the week socks when I was 15. FIFTEEN.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Most of them are well turned out. The men anyway.

I'm in the right mood for this to tickle me. My mate bought his a new bed for Christmas; giving a cat a Christmas present ffs, it can barely eat its food and have a shit without kicking it all over the floor. Did he wrap it up? Probably. With some tins of food inside as a surprise.

I've got a purse for my make-up, you benders.

Too busy giving it five nowt with that dwarf.

Coventry/QPR is a canny game if you've got nowt else on.

Bastard my hair is the envy of everyone.

I'm putting my foot through the telly and sending him the bill.

I'm in the right mood for this to tickle me. My mate bought his a new bed for Christmas; giving a cat a Christmas present ffs, it can barely eat its food and have a shit without kicking it all over the floor.

Jokes aside, let's not doubt the fact that Die Hard is the best movie ever made.

Could never get in to it due to the fact they're two mackems. Part of the reason I never liked Byker Grove was cos of the mackems like spuggie being passed off as geordie. The accent on Oz's gay son was annoying too. Purely Belter is the worst. I remember the teachers showing it to us all the time at school when it was end of term and all I could think about was how much they sounded like the mackem kid with glasses and the bowlcut in my Maths class.