Ayatollah Hermione

The unexpected benefits of watching kids tv

"Jose do you think Liverpool's support are poor compared to us? What do you think the difference is between the wall pushers and" Nice one, Stevie.

You might like The Radio Dept and Wild Nothing. A mate of mine's into all that kind of stuff and she recommends Memoryhouse.

Was half expecting a subtitle saying "If you want to see more of Cheick, dial the number on screen now"

"Media exercises" Ashley and Lambiarse would probably invite them and then charge them for tickets ... or they'd invite those miners from New Zealand And ridicule them for the no show Those miners were promised a free slap-up meal in Frankie and Benny's and a free tenner bet in Aspers. FACT.

S.O.S. by ABBA was one of John Lennon's favourite pop songs. Just so you all know. I love ABBA tbh. The breakdown in Voulez-Vous is class.

Our dressing room is the best. Only there could a 19 year old gangster have pictures of his boxer shorts taken by a 24-year old wise cracking Spaniard.

Clearly with the majority considering he's the biggest selling british solo artist ever I wasn't referring to the music.

Do you have decent taste in owt?

Leazes, you're not sure if cyberspace is a real place, are you?

Bastard, I watched the first half and it was shit so didn't bother with the second. What did I miss?

@JordanStiva If you're lucky, I might post some good music.

Flog him and buy Torres.

I'd take Kranjcar like. Dealing with Spurs will probably tempt Ashley to swap a couple of ours the other way though since Redknapp would play big money for the likes of Enrique IMO. I'd take some left-back cover from somewhere but I couldn't tell you a name. Another striker with a bit of pace as well since Lovenkrands and Best aren't great.

Coloccini's been rock solid for a while now whereas Taylor's never really looked convincing at centre-half imo. Far too prone to errors and hoofs it up field far too often which just gives possession straight back. Coloccini is a lot more composed in possession and reads the game a lot better to make up for the lack of pace.

The conversation between him and Simpson last night was gold

Was Ashley rubbing his hands at the thought of the money he'll be getting for Carroll?

We win more games, we're in a better position to be sold. Of course, any buyer would have to do business with those two lemonheads so it's a vicious cycle.

It'll be sad when some of these players are sold and it fucks the team spirit up. Anyone attributing any of that to Pardew is a knacker.

"hello im jose enrique waynes friend at ea add me and we speak. Thanks"

Me saying how much I love him is going to be a regular occurance, I can see it now.

A much more enjoyable Robbie Savage video:

will you watch it mate? I've got a morbid fascination about this. It's like having an out of body experience and watching yourself get knocked over by a truck.

It's obvious that it's not an appointment based on quality though, isn't it? Not even sure why I'm starting.

The consensus among other fans is that Pardew should have no blame in it all. I guess their PR worked