Ayatollah Hermione

He needs to stand up and give a good performance today like. I'd be telling him that this is his last chance and if he's shit today, it's Ranger in from now on since we can't afford any of his ambling shit in the next few weeks and see if that gives him a kick up the arse. This lot are basically a Championship side, a couple of players aside and one of them is a Man United loanee so, aye, we've got to take 3 points from this.

. Fucking hell lad lets be honest here this is a geordie forum people who speak like Ant and dec for fuck sake. Your not in the Liverpool forum you been on fucking drugs mate? A draw a good point for yous Return of the Spastic, I see. One win and you're back; part of the massive 35,000 yesterday, were you?

I want Villa to get beat because I don't really like them tbh. Like Fish says, we're more likely to get caught up in the Villa side of things than the Chelsea side so the more points they drop, the better, especially if we get 4/6 points over the next couple of weeks.

Anything other than a win is a shit result.

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Kid on Twitter who's usually bang with ITK reckons Beckham is unlikely and we're looking at "long term signings"

I'm 22 mate, been with her since i was 17. Not trying to take her side or owt (bro's before ho's and all that ) but in that space of time, you do go through a lot of changes in personality and what you want out of things. I'm sure you're a very different kid now to how you were then, I am for definite and we're a similar age. I've had a couple of break-ups that have come about, basically, because we were different people than we were when we met and it's been hard to get past and that's just in the space of 6 month. Being young, I can hardly speak as well as a seasoned veteran such as The Fish (he would suggest a nice blazer for your pulling nights btw) but things like this happen, especially when you're young. Meet your mates, get them to cheer you up, get drunk, see some strippers and when you wake up with the smashing hangover, you will feel a little bit better.

Unleash a fully fit Carroll and Shola on them.

Just went through a break-up myself a couple of month ago (under different circumstances like, not as abrupt as yours seemed to be) and it's a pisser. If you're lucky, you'll have a similar epihany to me and realise she's basically a big bairn and there's plenty else out there; learn from anything you've taken out of it though, it's about the best thing to do after a break-up. That and drink.

correct. As it seems most others on here are girls blouses that drink nowt but orange juice, your taxi services wouldn't be needed to take them home.

There's no alcohol in J2O, Kevin.

Loads of people went there like, bet it was packed. They went at about half 4 when the party was finished off. I'm not envying their hangover this afternoon like.

You two are a tantalising look into the future. Canny night like and I think two of my mates went to Riverside in the town since it was ten til ten. Might still be there now. Happy new year all the same.

On the morning she died, I remember me mother telling me dad to see if anyone was out on the street and nobody was out and about. Ignoring the fact it was a Sunday morning IIRC, it's still a stupid thing to say and stupid for me to remember. The way Tecato's posting, I think he's got a Diana Memorial plate.

He could score the winner off his knackers and I wouldn't mind but there's more chance of standing in rocking horse shite. I sincerely hope he's gone by February 1st like.

You change your opinion all the time though. In the space of a day, you went from backing the sacking of Hughton and their reasons for it to being against them with seemingly nothing to make you switch. Nowt wrong with differing opinions but even you've got no conviction in them half the time and you're fairly arrogant in how you say them for someone who's rarely right. Contrary Tree tbh.

More edge than a broken piss pot.

Do you ever pay attention. I've discussed many times on here how I gave up my season ticket when KK left. Unlike the likes of Alex who had paid in full, I was on installments and able to get out. I now go when it's affordable / suits me My last game was boxing day v man city. What about you? Well given your general postings, you don't appear to be on the bread line. And you're not boycotting it because of Ashley. So the answer is that you don't go because you couldn't be arsed? Can you imagine how insightful he'd be if he actually went to the games?! I struggle to believe how knowledgeable he is now.

Off to watch a kid we knows band as we're trying to have a quiet one but I reckon it's going to be heaving anyway so joy. Maybe there'll be a house party afterwards since some bloke was on about having one, I'm not sure. Tbh, I'm not best prepared.

Pardew was on SSN saying he's after a striker. Lets fucking hope it's a good one.

Neither Taylor in our squad is half as good at their job than Williamson is at his.

Shit, Pards, I don't do nothing!

Just thinking that. "I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for this stupid fucking hair" Story of Alan Smith's career.

If a manager has some problem with a player, do it in house, don't air it out in public so you can give the media a field day. Shit like that is what destroys the team spirit.

Watched Gomorrah and loved it. Threads a lifesaver, good work, happy