Ayatollah Hermione

The one I remember is the semi against Tottenham at Old Trafford, I'm sure he set up Shearer for that thunderbolt Didn't Shearer take the ball off Maric before he had a chance to shoot because he obviously had no faith in the useless bastard to score?

Same. Once you start drinking it regularly, you begin to prefer it over the regular stuff IMO.

Carlton Cole for £500k and 300k per week.

Fuck me 21 quid for a steak, that's dear and I live down south where 3 quid for a pint is a bargain. If its quality tho may be worth a punt. I would rather eat a good 21 quid steak as opposed to 3 of those things weatherspoons serve up Without sounding like a cunt, I've had £45 steak before, probs the best ever food I've had. In a posh french place just off Warren Street. Fillet? I had a great one at a gaucho grill in London, fuck knows how much cos it was a freebie. Took my Mrs to a place near us for her 30th, had ox cheek was amazing Mine was a freebie too, you don't think I'd spend £45 on a stake do you Mine was steak cut from the shouler of the cow, called a Paleron, I had no idea meat could taste so nice and I do love it normally, I'd recommend that to anyone. One of the french waiters was gay, and me gaffa kept saying he's giving you the eye, I was like right oh then I looked and he kept staring, I thought eeh whey ya fucka. When places are that posh like I have to be honest I do feel a bit out of place. Not sure if that's better than the "Yee just howld on a minute there, pal" from a few month back You're all making me hungry now, you bastards. I'll nip into the cooking thread and see what Jamie Oliver meal that Gemmill is cooking tonight.

I was wondering who GaryBuseysHair was on my followers. I'm JordanStiva and use it to post boring shite about my boring life.

Definitely. Even when things have been fairly shite in my lifetime, we've always had Shearer knocking about. Even when he retired, our options were far better.

"Just assume, you stupid cunt"

Are you honestly expecting it though? He SHOULD spend it but he won't, that's why everyone is negative about it all.

You fucking idiot. 35+15 of his own money which he would have to of spent before the AC sale. Your the fucking idiot Gemmill. Do one you acidic little troll. Let's see if we spend £50m in the summer. You live in fucking cloud cuckoo land man. Any time something shit happens at this club you turn up with one of your "Let's look on the bright side" threads. There isn't a fucking bright side you silly twat. How many times does Ashley have to hoof you in the cobblers before you realise that he's not doing any of this as part of a plan to make this club again. I'll say this for you though. Mike Ashley would fucking love you. How can you actually expect to see £50 million spent? There's no precedent for it for one.

Jan 17 Just another in the long string of lies.

Anyone got the quote where he had "100% assurance" that Carroll wouldn't leave? Come summer, I bet we bring in more than we spend again.

aythangoooo Im not going to do a Leazes but that is something Ive said all along, hes not done it in anything like the way I expected ie a fire sale and leaving us screwed but bit by bit hes taking the money he "invested" and doesnt give a fuck what it does to the club. The same will happen with Ben Arfa, Tiote and anyone else that looks good, once a good offer comes in they'll be sold and a lower quality signing replace them on the hope the same happens again. At some stage he'll sell us for £200m and end up about £100m in profit with no thought for what its done to our club. Lets just hope thats before its too late. Not a fucking cat in hells chance anyone will pay that. Can you imagine having to do business with Ashley on something like a takeover, man? Would be a constant piss-take.

If the likes of Caulkin are there, I hope they drag them through the dirt. It will be a stage managed farce, with questions being pre-booked. Probably. It's nice to think that someone would demand proper answers off them though.

If the likes of Caulkin are there, I hope they drag them through the dirt.

This transfer window has a £30 million profit, doesn't it?

CT tucking into an Iceland chocolate gateau, going rapidly over his Weight Watchers points total as we speak tbh.

I'm putting a tenner on a Shola hattrick on Wednesday and if I win a grand, I'll give it to the fat cunt so he fucks off sooner.

Spunk-gargling turd burglar.

Embarrassing tbh.

They should bang £35 million in for Forlan. If you're going to take the piss, Mike, at least do it well.

"Significant offer" "£10m" Here, how fucking thick can one person be? Of all the players that would appease us, 1. he picks N'Zogbia and 2. puts a shite offer in to make it look like they're busy. Fuck right off.

Almanda. From Aldershot. Double swoop for him and that other Argentinian guy?

Elmander from Bolton, you mean?

Battle of the Angry Virgins.