Ayatollah Hermione

Did Duff win it when he was at Chelsea?

It was truly shite. DL's it and turned it off after about an hour. Pure pish. Least exciting ending in the history of blockbusters? They literally go to a house, act badly for 5 minutes then leave.

I assume the rule for the Xmas party was to wear something as ridiculous as possible. I hope.

Karl-Heinz Reidler (sp?). Aye. Bayern > Twente > WBA > Coventry No idea on this one btw. Think of a poster on NO that I used to row with every day. Martin Jol?

Karl-Heinz Reidler (sp?). One for the barbeque as well.

Now, Mario is someone that deserves SPOTY. Excellent at Tennis, golf, football and kart racing.

"Is shit" I have a vision of him and Coloccini baring their arses out the coach window as they left.

I got my Playstation 1 the first year it came out but only managed to have any games because me dad had got it chipped Was well worth it in the end like. Whatever I got, I appreciated and was grateful for and looking back, it's obvious how hard they worked to make sure I had a good Christmas. Me mother can't break that habit like, I've not really asked for anything off them this year other than the odd DVD and she's concerned that she's not gotten me enough.

I wish the neighbours would clean up what remains of the snowman they built. It's just a browny pile of mush and the lazy ginger bastards will probably cut the grass around it.

Enrique's reaction to being stuck in "Birmigan" was amazing. He could barely mask his hate for the place

Aye, well he's not ACTUALLY getting them though, is he?

That Lazio game was canny like. Lazio won 3-2 after Zapata scored an own-goal in the 87th minute. That Diakhate for Lazio looks a canny centre-half.

Highest point: 5-1 against the Mackems and finding myself necking shots to celebrate Lowest point: Hughton getting sacked and replaced with Pardew Game of the season: Newcastle 5-1 Sunderland Goal of the year: Ben Arfa's vs Everton or Enrique's against Forest. Refereeing thiefery: The Man City game was a fine example of how to be an utterly shit referee. They were getting fouls for diving all over the shop and we got nowt for seeing our star player have his leg broken and seeing a perfectly good challenge in the box ruled as a penalty. First time I've left a game in ages thinking we were done by the ref. Most improved player: Andy Carroll Most disappointing player: Lovenkrands, but only because he was excellent at the back of last season and hasn't been able to carry his form across. I always knew Perch was going to be a bit shit, sadly.

That's neither witty nor funny. An eloquent summing up of your post history. Aye, your topic on sandwiches is fuckin' enthralling mate A bit much from the man who sees "Last Post LeazesMag", furiously tugs down his trousers and begins a salty wank over the tedium that will follow for 45 pages. You're like a hangover that won't fuck off.

That's neither witty nor funny. An eloquent summing up of your post history.

The forum seems to be compatible with your PSP at least. IE, your pretty shitty posting.

Class. Nowt clever, just "here, yee calm yasel doon"

There's a danger of a football match breaking out at this fight.

Somewhere in the middle

It's a right bastard losing your wallet, I did a couple of months ago and I've still not got all my cards sorted yet. It's just an arseache more than anything else ringing everyone up and getting everything fixed.

Been up 45 minutes and sneezed 5 times. The rest of the day doesn't bode well.

Ah yes, liverpool; famed for its low unemployment and complete lack of benefit fraud Don't spout stereotypes mate, Liverpool is just like any other city. And don't judge us on this fucking red belter. If we're judging on you, it's not much better.

Rediscovered my love for "Lucky" through doing it.