Ayatollah Hermione

Shola's entire body baffles me. Does he have brittle bone disease?

I'd say something but your 14 stone of chiseled muscle might wipe me out.

Cheeky bastard, she was actually * And, aye, in a way, I suppose it was. If anything can be fried up there, it will be like. No wonder I used to come back down a stone heavier. *not saying that in an arrogant way before anyone starts, I obviously thought she was, ye knaa?

Agree with this. A club away from NUST's cock-handed approaches would see me signing up, aye.

Happy birthday pal. Have a good one.

Helensburgh that is. Do you not get the impression with them over in the west coast of Scotland that insulting people is part of the culture. It's almost like they're taught from a young age they're taught to end sentences with an insult. They don't want a fight or anything just how they are. "That's wit a wis tellin ye ya daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaft cunt " and "wit street ye lookin fir ya wee prick?" Me Ex is from Loch Lomond and even she used to say "cunt" more often than not when insulting people. I think it's just a general Scottish thing; that and getting fried breakfasts off her mother every day whenever I was up there.

I hope that was intentional

Spin, you say? As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

Blyme to E.R. De Jong smacked me in the heed.

Who pressed the wrong thing?

What were the kid's elbows made out of, steel?

So, we're looking at the likes of Caleb Folan? Christ almighty.

Said the same thing to me Dad the other day about his performances here. He's going to want to do a decent job because at the end of the day, despite the 5 year deal, he probably won't see it all out and he'll want another job after it. He'll know what Ashley's like despite being his mate and he'll be prepared for a daft sacking somewhere down the line.

Poor bastard having to look at that bench for options last night like. I would have cried.

In the pub last night, they had a telly with the match on and a telly with Sky News on showing the Revolution. A few of us walked back from the match tv to the Sky News one and one of the blokes took one look at the rioting and just went "Oh, look, the match is still on in here"

See, I moved out of Besty's knife-addled rape town to: All Crime and ASB: 83 Burglary 5 Anti-social behaviour 40 Robbery 0 Vehicle crime 3 Violent crime 8 Other crime 27

Mutated food. Like if you leave a box of Sugar Puffs open for too long, all the Sugar Puffs stick together and form one big congealed block of Sugar Puffs. That creeps me out.

Lovenkrands is more out of his depth than out of form.

What a load of shite. Two shite teams playing shite football with a shite mistake winning it. That front line is definitely the worst in my lifetime btw.

The one I remember is the semi against Tottenham at Old Trafford, I'm sure he set up Shearer for that thunderbolt Didn't Shearer take the ball off Maric before he had a chance to shoot because he obviously had no faith in the useless bastard to score? Nah, it was definitely a pass unless my memory really is going. Also I seem to remember he came on as sub in the subsequent final against Man Utd and beat about three men, set up a great position for himself and missed Did Shearer not do that with somebody? I'm sure of it. Rings a bell like. Different match mebbies? Might have been in the same tournament come to think. Sheffield United jumps out in my head and I'm sure it was Maric he whipped it off.

The one I remember is the semi against Tottenham at Old Trafford, I'm sure he set up Shearer for that thunderbolt Didn't Shearer take the ball off Maric before he had a chance to shoot because he obviously had no faith in the useless bastard to score? Nah, it was definitely a pass unless my memory really is going. Also I seem to remember he came on as sub in the subsequent final against Man Utd and beat about three men, set up a great position for himself and missed Did Shearer not do that with somebody? I'm sure of it.

If you do not want to know the results of the Egyptian Revolution, please look away now.

I used to love The Flintstones, aye. Used to watch it with me grandad. I loved (and still do love) Pingu.

Even if he's not the bloke, does anyone know who it was and the story behind it?

Weren't Liverpool linked with him at one point as well?