Ayatollah Hermione

Yeah, I'm sure there's loads I haven't mentioned as they don't post much etc. Speaking of other fans I like Billy Castell anarl. Also like some of the lads who went to games back in the day and the stories they tell. Spongebob, NJS and Leazes of course. I think we're canny lucky on here as, although we could do with a few more posters, most people on here talk a bit of sense. Even the young kids. I obviously get my wisdom from you old bastards

Same. They're better away from home since their players actually move. Think it'll be a tight one but Johnson will probably come on and win it.

I had to sort out those cables when I got my keyboard the other month. Just pull them as hard as possible but make sure you have some plasters handy to treat the wounds. Polystyrene is the worst like, the feel and sound of that stuff makes my blood curdle, especially when you get something that's packed with the stuff so it doesn't break when the delivery boy with hands like cows tits drops it down the stairs.

Sort a brother out. I've not got the Kindle but I've got an e-reader regardless and would love this PM if they're all the same format.

Die Hard then Young Frankenstein might be the best two films to have back to back. Unfortunately, the telly won't be free to watch them for me which upsets me. Luckily, I have them on dvd and can watch them any time.

Got a Stylophone beatbox and have been annoying the shit out of everyone recording drum beats and bass lines. Didn't really get a bad present tbh, everything will be fun or useful. The box of Segsations was unimaginative but not unwelcome.

Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there? Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.' Is that the door you're talking about? Charlie: No, I was talking about . . I didn't say . . what'd you hear? Dennis: I heard you say you saw a door marked 'Pirate'. Charlie: No, that's not what I said. Look, are we gonna talk about pirates all day or are we gonna find out what lives in here?

Merry Christmas to all except Mick. I hope the tacky flashing lights on his tree catch aflame and his house burns down.

Kevin up at the crack of dawn in his new Spiderman pyjamas, I see. Merry Christmas to you all anyway, eat your weight in meat

Then why aren't you funny?

They call it Nursery

Sitting drinking Carling you dirty bamp. Fingernails like clarty football studs.

The bit where he's remembering all the reindeers names Nearly as good as the bit where he smiles in Terminator 2.

There's videos of David Wheater breaking blocks of ice with his face so signing him would give the team an interesting party piece at least.

is shit!

The looks you get when you go into a supermarket at half 2 in the morning and buy a microwave cottage pie, a Playstation Move and a bottle of Pepsi is something to be treasured. It's much worse if you're buying big bags of fertilizer and wearing a wig. A shovel, some rope and a pair of latex gloves always catches the eye.

The looks you get when you go into a supermarket at half 2 in the morning and buy a microwave cottage pie, a Playstation Move and a bottle of Pepsi is something to be treasured. Not as bad as moisturising lotion, tissues and a Hannah Montana calendar. They fucking hate that. I bought a game in Tesco the other week and the wife went "oh, is this a present?" And I just went "nar" Her face was saying "what a right sad twat" If I was her, I wouldn't be judging like, not with the tattoos she had.

Crouch? I know he's banged quite a few in for the time he's been on the pitch. Good shout but it's not right. I thought Steve Bull but there's someone with an impressive one.

The looks you get when you go into a supermarket at half 2 in the morning and buy a microwave cottage pie, a Playstation Move and a bottle of Pepsi is something to be treasured.

Who has the best goals to minutes played ratio for England? Not counting David Nugent.

The Toontastic elite hath spoken. Next there'll be a campaign to bring back the hat.

Like Highlander, there can be only one. But the week of beating the mackems and then Arsenal was amazing. First time I really felt we could do well under Hughton

I was until his latest change of name. Attention whore. I'm trying to prove there's a man behind the hat. Like when Radiohead released Creep and it was shit but used the money to make The Bends; I'm in that phase so I should get really good in a year or two. Watch out Monkey.

They should have had him advertising those hats in the programme tbh.

There was a Bolton game around that time but it was Keegan's first league game back IIRC