Ayatollah Hermione

Wanting 20k a week when Alan Smith is on 60k is having an ego?

Are you for real?

Speaking of simples.

Priced out of 20k a week

Nowt wrong with Shed Seven - excellent live and pretty inoffensive generally. Aye, I jest, they had a few canny songs and seemed like decent blokes. Both of which put them above Kula Shaker... I remember an NME interview with Rick Witter where he said he never wanked till he was 17 because he just wasn't interested. Respect due for being honest, I suppose. Christ! Must have had bollocks like space hoppers.

Will be closer than the teamsheets suggest IMO. Wouldn't want to call it like.

Parky blatantly looking for an excuse to stride around Hamburg in his undercrackers tbh.

All the daft people on my Facebook friends list liked it so I'm going to agree on that basis.

Stevie, you need to have your own movie review section in the Chronicle.

I heard someone pulled out after 15 minutes walking.

"mezznzers" Christ, man.

But look how good the picture quality is!

Just started watching Community and that's class. Lots of meta-humour but a good comedy cast (including Chevy Chase, Ken Jeong and Trudy off Mad Men) and very tightly-written. The whole point of the show is about a study group at Community College (it's not a high school comedy though) and it's a different "class" every week usually with some mint guest stars popping up as the teachers. Well worth a go.

I'm nee Jimbo like but there you are.

On The SSN ticker now.

I was always in top sets but I managed to get on with the popular kids as much as the divvies so I didn't get much stick really, just the usual shite. We had one teacher who was immense, he didn't do any sort of planning, just turned up with a sheet of paper with what he needed to mention in that lesson and just knew it all off the top of his head. He got marked by one of those knackers from the school board or whatever in one of those lessons where he'd done no planning and got the lowest possible grade because of it. At the end of the year, everyone in the class (8 or 9 of us in 6th form) got A's and B's but he still got bumped off teaching History at A-Level for a while. The pettty shite that you always used to get whiff of between the teachers was worse than the kids.

Why was Enrique with him when he was getting it done? That's a bizarre friendship if I've ever seen one.

Monaco probably knowing Parky.

We perfected it though. "It was a teenage wedding and the old cunts wished them well" - that type of 1950's music never done anything for me, and I can't think of anything from the 60's America gave us that turns me on. Motown is a record label that was originally founded by Berry Gordy, Jr. and incorporated as Motown Record Corporation in Detroit, Michigan, USA, on April 14, 1960 Bob Dylan James Brown (albeit he came round earlier) Jimi Hendrix Simon and Garkunkle Beach Boys This is just some hugely successful artists you've probably heard of. Jazz was still going strong in the 60s, some breakthrough records musically speaking. I have to say, Oasis/Robbie Williams, very very white. You don't seem to be a fan of any black music, I feel sorry for you if that's the case. Umbongo. I quite like some of James Brown's songs to be fair. Bob Dylan though, never liked his style, sounded like he was a pissed tramp trying to get wind up when he sung. Although I realise he has a massive cult following around the world, not for me though. Sounds like me trying to order a taxi when I'm pissed. I still love him though.

Mick's dignity robbed by self.

Then it's his job to get them motivated. The younger players should not be overawed when it comes to a cup tie against Stevenage ffs and the older players should be snapped out of complacency if there's any present.

Speaking of cheating bastards, the dive that kid done to get Coloccini booked was Olympic standard. Landed right on his head as well. I like to see some bravery in the art of trying to get someone sent off.

Horrible cheating bastards

This. Barton and Nolan in the middle, Ferguson and Routledge on the flanks and everyone get buzzing about. If Nolan gets booked, is he out for Sunday? Seems a bit tentative to go into the tackles.

Fucking desperate stuff. For a team looking for a battle, they're fond of going to ground like they've been shot, the pussies. Does anyone know Alan Smith's level yet? He wouldn't get in Stevie's five-a-side team.