Ayatollah Hermione

You two are a tantalising look into the future. Canny night like and I think two of my mates went to Riverside in the town since it was ten til ten. Might still be there now. Happy new year all the same.

On the morning she died, I remember me mother telling me dad to see if anyone was out on the street and nobody was out and about. Ignoring the fact it was a Sunday morning IIRC, it's still a stupid thing to say and stupid for me to remember. The way Tecato's posting, I think he's got a Diana Memorial plate.

He could score the winner off his knackers and I wouldn't mind but there's more chance of standing in rocking horse shite. I sincerely hope he's gone by February 1st like.

You change your opinion all the time though. In the space of a day, you went from backing the sacking of Hughton and their reasons for it to being against them with seemingly nothing to make you switch. Nowt wrong with differing opinions but even you've got no conviction in them half the time and you're fairly arrogant in how you say them for someone who's rarely right. Contrary Tree tbh.

More edge than a broken piss pot.

Do you ever pay attention. I've discussed many times on here how I gave up my season ticket when KK left. Unlike the likes of Alex who had paid in full, I was on installments and able to get out. I now go when it's affordable / suits me My last game was boxing day v man city. What about you? Well given your general postings, you don't appear to be on the bread line. And you're not boycotting it because of Ashley. So the answer is that you don't go because you couldn't be arsed? Can you imagine how insightful he'd be if he actually went to the games?! I struggle to believe how knowledgeable he is now.

Off to watch a kid we knows band as we're trying to have a quiet one but I reckon it's going to be heaving anyway so joy. Maybe there'll be a house party afterwards since some bloke was on about having one, I'm not sure. Tbh, I'm not best prepared.

Pardew was on SSN saying he's after a striker. Lets fucking hope it's a good one.

Neither Taylor in our squad is half as good at their job than Williamson is at his.

Shit, Pards, I don't do nothing!

Just thinking that. "I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for this stupid fucking hair" Story of Alan Smith's career.

If a manager has some problem with a player, do it in house, don't air it out in public so you can give the media a field day. Shit like that is what destroys the team spirit.

Watched Gomorrah and loved it. Threads a lifesaver, good work, happy

Reet, where we going for new year?

I think Enrique seems to be the type that will brush off petty shit like that and get on with it, thankfully. If Barton or Nolan had done it then we'd have been seeing some canny interviews coming out of it.

Love it. Some of the back and forth between them is class. Watched The Wrestler again after getting it in the HMV sale and it's still a fairly good movie. Rourke is good but not outstanding though he gets the nuances of "washed-up athlete struggling to cope with a diminshing popularity" really well and the scene where he's playing on a SNES and is totally baffled at these new fangled games is a highlight. Some cracking boobies as well which is always important.

He better not stop the pictures.

Need to get rid of the rest of your hair first, only works for full baldys. You're not far off, like. God, Besty, what a right little bitch you've been today Your lass make you watch Sex and the City last night or something?

Were people expecting not to be outclassed offensively like? Christ lads, it's not Eastenders; if we can't break down Wigan on Sunday then I might start nail-biting.

You watch one season of The Wire and you all think you're Lester Freamon

Glad half time came there like

You theoretically win the battle in terms of numbers but Smith is so shit in possession and when it comes to pressuring that they'll eventually get plenty space. Giving Modric plenty time (if he's playing) is asking for trouble.

Packed midfield with Carroll winning long hoofs with nobody to pick them up. Just be thankful Perch isn't marking Bale.

Empty it to make space for car keys when couples come over?

Looks like Louis Walsh's bedside cabinet. Surprised you could see it with your face stuffed into the pillow. Other way round tbh. I have him singing Boyzone through feathered teeth.