Ayatollah Hermione

April Smith This is a 2010 album I've not heard til tonight but it's from April Smith and the Great Picture Show and it's a good recommendation if you like female songwriters and 60s tunes. There's obvious influences but mixes them all together well. Good little listen.

Quality post from someone who knows what they're on about. Funny that.

Oh dear, Kevin, you are literally the biggest embarrassment I've ever met so don't try and hop on the bandwagon.

Tbf, you said "What do you THINK we'll be putting out in March?" Do you actually think we'll be putting Lua Lua out? It'll be the same as now but with Ben Arfa floating about.

Here, I wish I'd said nowt now. Try and inject a bit of optimism into people and this is the thanks I get. Nee wonder Christmas Tree hates the lot of us

Keep trying, you'll have a funny post eventually. Just find it odd that you'd post a random kid's twitter with no idea of the veracity of his claims. I find it odd that you use this board for your shit Charlie Brooker impression but I don't complain.

Keep trying, you'll have a funny post eventually.

Harper only had one save to make in 90minutes Nowt to do with Taylor, who was gash. Any further explanation? Surely there strikers not having a sniff all day says something about the back 4? They couldn't string 3 passes together, man. I'm not about to say Taylor was shite but he did play people into trouble a couple of times. Canny run when he hit the bar like.

From some kid on Twitter (no idea on track record) "Done deal! Bentley will soon be a #nufc player, striker also on loan, Ben Arfa announced tomorrow, Carver approached, club also identifying young talent such as Gradel to come in"

The man speaks truth; Besty is just bitter about my hair since he has the hair of a Chinaman tbh.

Typically though he didn't even manage that, he nearly pulled his groin but just missed doing it properly! Bless him, he looks a bit like an enemy from Tomb Raider 2. I thought Tiote looked absolutely world class today, his arsing about aside and Barton, Coloccini, Gutierrez and Routledge (despite his fairly shite end product) all put in decent shifts. Definitely breathing a bit easier if we get a result against a West Ham team hitting a stride of sorts.

Leon Best falling over and almost pulling his groin was certainly something like.

This lot are shit but we can't be complacent with it.

He needs to stand up and give a good performance today like. I'd be telling him that this is his last chance and if he's shit today, it's Ranger in from now on since we can't afford any of his ambling shit in the next few weeks and see if that gives him a kick up the arse. This lot are basically a Championship side, a couple of players aside and one of them is a Man United loanee so, aye, we've got to take 3 points from this.

. Fucking hell lad lets be honest here this is a geordie forum people who speak like Ant and dec for fuck sake. Your not in the Liverpool forum you been on fucking drugs mate? A draw a good point for yous Return of the Spastic, I see. One win and you're back; part of the massive 35,000 yesterday, were you?

I want Villa to get beat because I don't really like them tbh. Like Fish says, we're more likely to get caught up in the Villa side of things than the Chelsea side so the more points they drop, the better, especially if we get 4/6 points over the next couple of weeks.

Anything other than a win is a shit result.

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Kid on Twitter who's usually bang with ITK reckons Beckham is unlikely and we're looking at "long term signings"

I'm 22 mate, been with her since i was 17. Not trying to take her side or owt (bro's before ho's and all that ) but in that space of time, you do go through a lot of changes in personality and what you want out of things. I'm sure you're a very different kid now to how you were then, I am for definite and we're a similar age. I've had a couple of break-ups that have come about, basically, because we were different people than we were when we met and it's been hard to get past and that's just in the space of 6 month. Being young, I can hardly speak as well as a seasoned veteran such as The Fish (he would suggest a nice blazer for your pulling nights btw) but things like this happen, especially when you're young. Meet your mates, get them to cheer you up, get drunk, see some strippers and when you wake up with the smashing hangover, you will feel a little bit better.

Unleash a fully fit Carroll and Shola on them.

Just went through a break-up myself a couple of month ago (under different circumstances like, not as abrupt as yours seemed to be) and it's a pisser. If you're lucky, you'll have a similar epihany to me and realise she's basically a big bairn and there's plenty else out there; learn from anything you've taken out of it though, it's about the best thing to do after a break-up. That and drink.

correct. As it seems most others on here are girls blouses that drink nowt but orange juice, your taxi services wouldn't be needed to take them home.

There's no alcohol in J2O, Kevin.

Loads of people went there like, bet it was packed. They went at about half 4 when the party was finished off. I'm not envying their hangover this afternoon like.