Ayatollah Hermione

What's the paragraph on the box say? Has this aftershave got its own patter like?

Sufjan tickets bought. Happy days.

I'm DEFINITELY seeing Sufjan at The Sage. That's going to be immense.

Was hoping for this kind of outfit tbh.

Subways are excellent hangover food btw. Foot long Subway Club has pulled me right around.

If he can keep this goal scoring record going, absolutely, aye. It's probably a purple patch though.

Cheers CT, but I'm not sure I can take the credit for the recipe for a basic tomato-based pasta sauce Hey, you posted it so you get the credit. I was even passing it on to friends at the pub last night who are trying it tonight. About time you some more posted like........Just saying What century are you lot living in? The man in the magic box has more recipes!

Spend 20 minutes having a banging shite.

I actually forgot about Ireland and Gosling

That just shows we've got precedent of dropping silly points which doesn't lend to your theory that it's nailed on We could certainly do it if we manage to get 6 points from the next two; there's certainly some winnable games coming up as well but also games against sides we struggled against when we had a better striker playing than we do now. We wouldn't have the squad for the EL as well, especially down the wings and left-back (this is if we manage to keep a hold of Enrique for kick-off, can you imagine 2 left-backs being signed in the summer?) though players like Guthrie and Ranger would probably do canny against the shite up until the quarters and semi's.

Where have you been hiding?

He's a useless cunt who even when going through with his plan manages to spectacularly fuck things up. I don't doubt he has a childish and vindictive streak and I think that comes out in his seat moving and piss-taking statements. He's clearly impossible to work with (Calderwood and Keegan have said as much, Hughton is too polite to say so) and his motive is to glean as much money as possible from the football club then flog it. Of course, this obnoxious, childish personality is exactly why no respecting businessman/group will do any sort of work with him. So, he's an arsehole and anyone that thinks he's beginning to flourish is laying false praise at his door and not those who deserve it. I'd have probably flogged Carroll as well for that price but I would also spend the money on players in the summer; we'll see how that turns out.

Steve Stone. Game over.

Nothing in this world can't be cured with a cup of tea and a wank. Not at the same time obviously. I'm feeling alright, could do with a bit extra dosh but couldn't we all? Nowt a couple of weeks staying in and practicing drums and guitar won't fix.

There's this little thing called self-awareness that you're sorely lacking.

Thanks very much :-) I thought you were being ironic with your profile pic Ironic about German accents? Ironic about Barton supplying crosses? How the fuck can you have a go at Sunderland about a lack of class when you employ people like Barton and are owned by fucking Mike Ashley. Fucking Newcastle. That has fuck all to do with my avatar drawing comparisons to Joey Barton as a comical German though. You're both as thick as each other and a right couple of Walter Mittys to boot. you have Barton as your picture. Then post "class club, class fans" so I was right in what I said. I won't wait for an apology Oh dear. Don't get into little internet fights if you can't read properly.

Thanks very much :-) I thought you were being ironic with your profile pic Ironic about German accents? Ironic about Barton supplying crosses? How the fuck can you have a go at Sunderland about a lack of class when you employ people like Barton and are owned by fucking Mike Ashley. Fucking Newcastle. That has fuck all to do with my avatar drawing comparisons to Joey Barton as a comical German though. You're both as thick as each other and a right couple of Walter Mittys to boot.

Thanks very much :-) I thought you were being ironic with your profile pic Ironic about German accents? Ironic about Barton supplying crosses?

Is that the school beside the railway lines? Me cousin was in Gazza's class at school used to ask her out every week, apparently he used to throw soggy moggy's at the teachers. Aye, Joseph Swan/Breckenbeds/whatever it was called when Gazza was there. Our old Geography teacher once bollocked Gazza for practicing his autograph in his class and said he'd never be in a position where anyone would ask him for it. Gazza came back when he was at Boro and ripped the piss out of him for it and I think the story is in his autobiography. The teacher was actually sound as well.

Andy Carroll and Gazza. Fairly sure nobody else came through.

Classy club and classy fans.

Still waiting for the infamous "mag at work" to show up tbh.

I'll say.

Blyme! Happy Birthday to the lot of you.

Queen with less self-awareness. Muse that is.