Ayatollah Hermione

Same could be said for their home kit.

It didn't end well btw, if you want a potted version. Cheers, I'll reference you in the conclusion.

Knuckling down for a monster work session. Just me, the laptop and a fuck load of books about 1930s economic Germany. Joy.

Can't believe I forgot Radiohead! They were immense; Paranoid Android and Jigsaw Falling into Place were two of the best live performances I've seen.

Nee idea how he's still hanging on like. Have they not got the wedge to sack him?

Genius.

Fit and healthy

Sadly, Cheick Tiote takes Alan Pardew's infamous Match of the Day advice too literally.

I've put my faith in the wrong man, it seems. Ant, come through for me, you nerdy stallion.

http://www.johnutaka.com/ Click on "John Utaka in pictures"

Someone name 5 NUFC highlights for Alan Smith. I'm honestly struggling after the header against Sampdoria.

have you ever seen a live sex show TR? Yes I have actually, in Amsterdam. Its gotta be done! Was that the name of the show?

His dog show should attract plenty attention online.

Immense.

Double figures ffs

Well, at least you've seen more of him than you have Ferguson.

which I hate

Yet another example. Wish I could dee it with the lottery numbers. Not just a pretty face ye naa. Grant tomorrow as I said, and there's nothing more to say about my psychic ability. How man, I predicted a Leon Best hattrick last neet, top that. So did a, honestly at the match, and I had a 10a on him first goal 6/1, and got me winnins at stuck a 10a on him first goal second half. I predicted it at 6pm

Yet another example. Wish I could dee it with the lottery numbers. Not just a pretty face ye naa. Grant tomorrow as I said, and there's nothing more to say about my psychic ability. How man, I predicted a Leon Best hattrick last neet, top that.

Other than Lady Hear iz the neet by Mojo I'd agree. It depresses me that people like KOL full stop. You might as well get a tattoo on your head saying "I HAVE NOTHING GOING FOR ME AND NO PERSONALITY" if you like them. People are brain dead robots who are trundling through life to like that band. His voice, man. It's like nails on a chalkboard to me, his fucking tortured yelling. I could be getting anally shafted from Ron Jeremy and I'd make more appealing noises than that final chorus.

Sex on Fire is the shittest song I've ever heard. It depresses me that I'm going to hear it until the day I die.

Was trying to explain this to someone in the pub last night after the match so if you can imagine someone standing in The Goose going "TROLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" you're halfway there.

Too many to remember. Last year, the highlights were Paul McCartney at Isle of Wight, Joanna Newsom at The Sage and The Jim Jones Revue at The Cluny. This year, I've got Twin Shadow, The Go Team, Slow Club, The Hold Steady, Band of Horses and Primal Scream to look forward to in the next couple of months, it's going to be mint.

We could have played another 45 minutes with 10 men and I don't think they'd have scored. Their wastage around the box became funny. When the fifth went in, I was demanding it finish seven-nowt which it might have done had Ranger scored and Tiote stayed on.