Ayatollah Hermione

"fuck off and die"

What an immense username.

Aye. 6th or bust if we want to do it.

Goes to one game and he's the know-it-all Your sheer insistence on giving Jonas no credit at all for being an integral part of a limited team is ridiculous. Whenever he doesn't play, we lose a hell of a lot of forward momentum and workrate.

If you get too close to them both at once, there's probably a ladder knocking about.

CT, I'm not being harsh but if you, in one day, spectacularly took your diet off the rails with 2 cheeseburgers, copious pints of lager and a Chinese, it's probably not going to last much longer.

I'm not sure there's a better insult than "fat cunt"

Definately has someone to count his change for'm like.

Ryan Taylor is a proper gormless spacker. Enrique is fucking mint btw. Anyone that disagrees is touched.

Gateshead won 2-0

I only have one, which one of you is it?

It's only the frigging match. Do any of you lot mind if I keep you updated on the bloke in front of me and his beer farts?

Ah, I see. Fair enough, Kevin, you got me. Ginger fuckwit.

Kevin mentioning embarrassing with some of his posts btw. Couldn't make it up.

Fairly sure my whole profile is private like.

Well aye, fat boy.

Tell you what, if any of you lot ever see me play the owld solo gig, you'll know because I'll do that version of Dock on the Bay Class

Tiote's against Arsenal with Ben Arfa's vs. Everton and Nolan's third against the Mackems being close runners up.

CT, were you at the Mill tonight?

All well and good until you see the part where it says he's a lifelong sunderland fan. That means he's fatally ocmpromised, especially as a club employee he'd be summarily dismissed if he said anything negative about his employers; standard corporate contract. Incidentally, no need to swear, or to use the reprehensible term you did last night. However, as you're a mere boy, I'll give you a free pass on your intemperate language, if not on your witless naivete. Ice burn

I wouldnt. Aye but it's not like you see much of him anyway. You just have to compare him to Routledge to see the difference between a decent winger and not.

That new Gruff Rhys album is really starting to grow on me.

What?

Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

Bang?! Why don't they just call it gobble or titfuck? My dream fragrance would be called "Explosion" and Bruce Willis would advertise it whilst saving two naked supermodels from a collapsing skyscraper.