Ayatollah Hermione

Terrible stuff about this volcano as well. They're getting dragged through the shite atm.

Do I look like a Geography teacher?

Had takeaway pizza and lager last night. I felt like Kevin Davies.

I won £71

Can I live on whatever planet you're on?

Has getting rid of Harper crossed their mind?

You like Broon Ale and you like vodka and orange? I hope you've got plenty roughage in your diet. Must be like a bunch of old shoes falling out the loft when she has a shite.

Is he the Non-Union Mexican equivalent of Jose? "Well then, Senior Spielbergo"

He's got their greatest hits I like the one about moving. Up, I think they mention.

Should probably re-listen to their stuff ahead of that like.

Congratulations, glad to hear everything's going smoothly.

Thrice.

This. The first thing I'd do is buy the most expensive undercrackers in the world.

Maybe he's an opium addict.

Opening Credits: Jet Boy - New York Dolls Waking Up: When I Get Home - The Beatles First Day At School: The Punk and The Godfather - The Who Falling In Love: Little Miss Lover - Hendrix Experience ( Losing Virginity: Modern Kicks - Exploding Hearts Fight Song: Andy Warhol - David Bowie Breaking Up: Massacre - Thin Lizzy Prom: The Opposite of Hallelujah - Jens Lekman Life: Love Grows - Edison Lighthouse Mental Breakdown: My Brother, The Astronaut - Elle Milano Driving: 21st Century Schizoid Man - King Crimson Flashback: S.O.S. - ABBA Getting Back Together: Hateful - The Clash Wedding: Strange Kind of Woman - Deep Purple Birth of Child: You've Really Got a Hold on Me - Smokey Robinson Final Battle: Wildfire - The Coral Death Scene: 11.59 - Blondie Funeral Song: Vision of Division - The Strokes

Alex Turner's solo EP is really good. Bloke's been listening to John Lennon.

They must have give them the shit songs.

Rains coming down like a thousand diving headbutts round my way.

I'd like to think that was intentional.

I reckon I could probably be World Champion at Tetris in 6 month. In seriousness, in terms of sport, there's bound to be some obscure one that you could at least get fairly good at in 5 years. Something like Disc Golf for example, I could probably get to the Quarter finals in.

Abbey Road is my favourite Beatles album. Harrison and Lennon were on fine, fine form and Macca makes up for Maxwell's Silver Hammer with Oh, Darling and Golden Slumbers which are mint. She's So Heavy is the perfect song to put on in people's cars as long as you don't utter a word over the outro.

Cheesy aftertaste to them.

I had a Fernando Pancake, I divvint knaa his proper name

Paula Wynn