Ayatollah Hermione

This one is adamant he's real. Think Simpson mentioned it this morning too. Not sure like.

Let's hope Leon Best never becomes a scout. "Guys @marlon_harewood is a top guy follow him! True talent and true goalscorer."

Do you honestly think we're going to bring in those players like? There'll be another Perch-esque "handyman", a couple from abroad who won't be Tiote-esque but that'll be the reason behind signing them and a striker from the lower leagues.

Watford. I think that's just answered 6.3? We make some team.

Watford.

That second one looks like PL Top Scorers. Is the missing link Ronaldo again? Or Anelka? That bottom one looks like Young Player of the Year but I couldn't say who won it in 08/09.

1st is Bowyer. 2nd is Wayne Bridge.

Christ, I read that Vassell question all wrong. Were New Zealand the only unbeaten team at the WC? Carroll only had one cap before the Ghana game. Henderson must be one. Gibbs?

Is 1.4, Carragher? Wigan.

go on... Both have leaked. FF is class but not got through TVOTR yet. Thanks! Got FF, could you pm me in the direction of TV if it isn't too much hassle? No bother.

I've been hungover/busy/lazy so here's today. 30th March 1985 Sheffield Wednesday (a) 2-4 (1-2) Division One Beardsley(pen), Waddle Chapman 2, Marwood, Shelton 26,525 Two behind, United drew themselves level before the defence parted again, meaning an unhappy return to Hillsborough for ex-Owls boss Jack Charlton and their former midfielder Pat Heard. 1991 Swindon Town (a) 2-3 (1-1) Division Two Peacock, Quinn Hazard(pen)(26), Shearer(50), Calderwood(76) 9,309 The only game that caretaker manager Bobby Saxton oversaw was an unlucky defeat, when United appeared to be playing the home side and all three officials. Fraser Digby advanced off his line to block Mick Quinn's 23rd minute penalty but wasn't penalised and then Town were given a spot kick of their own, after the ball was blasted at John Anderson from point blank range. Mackem Mick Hazard beat John Burridge from the spot but Gavin Peacock's overhead kick sent the teams in level at the interval. Duncan Shearer then put the home side ahead, before Burridge saved a second spot kick from Hazard and Quinn levelled at 2-2 Future Magpies Coach Colin Calderwood then netted what turned out to be the winner for Ossie Ardiles and Tony Galvin, who within hours had filled the vacancies at SJP. 2008 Tottenham Hotspur (a) 4-1 (1-1) Premier League Butt(45), Geremi(52), Owen(65), Martins(83) Bent(26) 36,067 United won away for the first time in 2008 and recorded a second successive victory at White Hart Lane. Nicky Butt netted in both games, while fellow midfielder Geremi scored his first goal since moving from Chelsea. That Spurs game was absolutely immense, was the sure indication that Keegan was properly back.

I'm not one for getting worked up during England friendlies but celebrating when your club's player scores, fuck me

go on... Both have leaked. FF is class but not got through TVOTR yet.

I don't really get worked up over England until we're playing the mackems of the UK.

Yo Skidmark, I don't give a shit what you gotta say, bitch *starts thread about midjudged opinion, has a smug wank*

Lass out with us tonight, face was nowt to write home about but chebs you could set your watch by. They put the fun in funbags.

Just got in. I'm sure this is what Kevin feels like, the kerazy bastard that he is.

Happy birthday, pal. Have a good un

His parents must be (prawn) crackers letting him get like that.

Still possibly the greatest thing posted in Toontastic history. Sunshine fanny to the tune of Mustang Sally as well

Looks a bit like you actually.

So someone makes a post with good points about how there are nutters of all kinds and the thing you pick up on is the bit where he say's you won't know something. Simple question - Had you heard of the LRA? If the answer is no then Fish was right. If the answer is yes then can you explain why you won't accept the argument that Muslims don't have a monopoly on extremism? I don't CARE how you and your other leftie chums argue that there are other "extremists", we know there are other extremists, I'm telling YOU about the problems we have here in the UK. Why do you justify your meek acceptance of this by quoting others ? We are talking about the UK, not Uganda. The LRA is Uganda's problem, why are you bothered, unless they suddenly start bombing the UK or blowing planes up or asking for policital asylum etc. You're both mad. Do you think we should send troops in to "sort them out" or something, as justification for sending them into Iraq ? Just a question, but I wouldn't be surprised if your answer is yes, you're so potty. Do you want me to look up your posts advocating action in Libya? For the record I've stated many times I'd support UN backed action to sort out any genocidal regimes. If you only care about what happens in the UK then you are a parochial little Englander and the neigbour/Muslim thing comes to the fore. You exactly mirror Griffin's view of returning the UK to the golden days before immigration with no foreign policy beyond building massive borders. Are you sure you're pure enough genetically to satisfy the future you crave? don't be stupid. If you had your way, you would give people like Gaddafi and Robert Mugabe asylum, protection in accordance with their "human rights", it doesn't make anybody a "parochial little Englander" for wanting cunts in the world like that to get what is coming to them even if it means the death penalty or torture until they die. They deserve it, because they are scum. I literally have no idea how this conclusion has been reached.

What is that? You're going to die anyway so you might as well act the cunt.

Richard Dunne's never handballed in the box and went down clutching his chest. Or tried to go on a Gazza-esque run up the pitch and lose the ball. Or spent most of his games pointing at imaginary problems in the backline so it looks like he's the organiser. Or brown-nosed the fans so most of his faults go unnoticed by stupid people. Basically, Steven Taylor's a not-very-good centre half and Dunne is a good one. Him and Warnock would be two good signings from them. I don't think Agbonlahor is the greatest but he'd be useful on the counter and off the bench. Who was the player that didn't get in the 25 squad in January alongside Warnock? I'm sure it was two decent players.

I'd have Warnock in a second. 29 or not, he's better than any LB at the club not called Jose Enrique