Ayatollah Hermione

40-something. I.e. his age ah, same as Martins at Brum then................... as long as its not the no. 9 shirt. Christ, can you imagine? I just know he's going to score a decent header from a corner, do that daft celebration and break all his ribs. Then we'll sign Aliadiere and so on and so forth.

Guti does not agree.

Just once, I wouldn't mind a nice calm season where we improve the squad a little bit over the two windows and put ourselves in good stead but I know it'll probably never happen.

Good lord

Good luck to him, except when he plays us.

most likely reaching for crisps?

Was she dirty? Haha, that's not why I miss her. In seriousness though, there's nowt worse, especially when you've had a drink. It's fine to pine for the ones that got away though, let it out and write some bad poetry.

Was she dirty?

Only player in the squad who can drag us forward tbh. Will be a canny miss if he's sold IMO.

Yeah lets all go sign your petition and get rid of Ashley! Kevin shoots, Kevin scores! First goal in over 5500 posts.

I bet he's no worse than the likes of Phil Airey at this point in his career. And I've seen fuck all of Airey.

34 year old ffs. He'll have no legs left in the slightest I imagine.

Having his medical.

The post I made earlier on in the thread basically ripped that argument apart and funnily enough, it went ignored.

no defensive midfield, you score 4 we score 7! Not including beye, barely had 50 games and then buggered off. Can't decide upfront, as much as i love SLF, Tino was always a joy to watch, and bellamy always a threat. But you still include Sicknote who played 36? (At least Habib had the decency of scoring before buggering off, not that it justifies his salary which I'm sure was alot less than Woodgates ) I thought we were going on the idea that they were all fit and ready to go and I think Woodgate would walk right in given that criteria. I'd have Beye in the squad like.

Basically, you're a knacker who likes to go "WHEY" whenever he sees a sliding tackle then?

A good defender shouldn't have to rely on going to ground though! HOW DON'T YOU GET THIS?

Thats a shame... never been, where is it and what type of food? It's an Italian on Jesmond Road just near the punchbowl if you know it. Menu is still available online and is dirt cheap pizzas are like £4.95 and like I say, if it is open would highly reccommend it but I fear it may not be We went to go there a couple of days ago and they're refurbishing the place according to the sign on the door.

I was thinking this as well, when have you ever seen a top defender questioned for not constantly going to ground Agreed. It honestly wouldn't surprise me if he's only been watching football for a few years.

Whats contrary about having a discussion about whether a player has improved or not. Awaits answer....... The fact you're asking if one of our widely acknowledged best players has improved. That sentence should literally answer that question for good. Not at all. My opinion is that his attacking side has gone back, its very simple. Yet you can't recall this attacking side specifically. Except in the Championship where he was so above and beyond the rest of the division, he could afford to go forward a bit more. It's only natural that he wouldn't be so gung-ho in the PL because the chances of getting caught out and punished are much higher. Honestly cant believe Im reading this tbh In his 60 odd prem games before relegation I would have though that most people would recall his wing play with Jonas and how they overlapped each other down the left. Truly astonished. You're talking total shit. If you remember it that much, give some examples because I literally can't. Gutierrez had that game at Man United but all the attacking play down the left in that one came from solo runs. Neither of them got any goals in that season as well and Bassong played quite a few games at LB that season as well so these great overlapping runs must have come at the end of the season where nobody in the squad had any confidence, we were playing shit football and getting beat all the time. So, please, point some out.

Only had 4 assists in the Championship season so for someone who attacks all the time, the stats really aren't proving it. In the PL, he's never bombed forward and if you had a memory that went back further than 6 weeks, you'd know that.

Whats contrary about having a discussion about whether a player has improved or not. Awaits answer....... The fact you're asking if one of our widely acknowledged best players has improved. That sentence should literally answer that question for good. Not at all. My opinion is that his attacking side has gone back, its very simple. Yet you can't recall this attacking side specifically. Except in the Championship where he was so above and beyond the rest of the division, he could afford to go forward a bit more. It's only natural that he wouldn't be so gung-ho in the PL because the chances of getting caught out and punished are much higher.

I will be dressed as a 1920's flapper girl with a purple feather boa so probably not Well funny you should say that because most of the people in there were born in 1920. No you can't go wrong for a one off night out in the toon. When you live here though and you've been everywhere 100 times done everything 100 times it gets boring, which is why I love going on the drink in other places. I've never got bored of nights out in London. Aye, I'm in the same boat; I love going elsewhere for a drink now. As for the topic, what sort of places is the hen into? The toon's got plenty of places that can give you cheap cocktails and get smashed if that's what she's after.

Bellamy should at least be on everyone's bench IMO.

Whats contrary about having a discussion about whether a player has improved or not. Awaits answer....... The fact you're asking if one of our widely acknowledged best players has improved. That sentence should literally answer that question for good.