Ayatollah Hermione

Fat scouse cunt.

Why do I have to be a bit skint when Wu-Tang dates are announced?

One for Jan's thread, I think.

I don't have a job. Top that.

Ouch. Have they literally only done 11 songs for this album? No B-sides or covers?

Or can't be arsed.

Your posts are starting to sound like letters to TV magazines more and more every day.

Alex, do CT a pasta sauce to REALLY make his royal wedding party complete.

Yes but don't call me surly.

Attain "Only 38 people signed? Ha!" "ACTUALLY, it's 34. Good reading skills, dickhead "

He's been nailed on to leave since his good form started. No decent player is going to stay here long.

Begins and ends with Perch this like. Hughton's worst moment. By all accounts, he's well liked but you can see that those early string of performances, coupled with the fact he's shite, has knacked him to the point where you couldn't get a decent run of games out of him if you tried. I think he'll be gone back down to The Championship in the summer. Not his fault that the toon went in for him, I'd have signed as well but he's well out of his depth. Sol Campbell came with a canny string of games at Arsenal last season with him but he's looked finished as well, a few good tackles aside. His back got an assist for Man City though.

Put 2 quid on Ballabriggs. Do I get the psychic title off Stevie?

Earthquakes are filthy capitalist dogs.

Wolves well on the ropes against Everton. Neville just scored a canny goal.

Tiote has a tattoo of himself volleying the Arsenal equaliser in.

Aal the frigging same etc.

Have none of you seen Space Jam like?

Made of Stone is the best song off the debut.

Was mint when he took the piss out of the ESPN reporter after Liverpool as well.

Papa "Oh papa, can you please knock Alison Moyet off, I don't like it when you cry, papa"

Imagine the scouting meeting. "Right, Graham, you head off around Europe and, you're new, aren't you? Reet, get doon Walker Central and pick me up a steak bake when you're there"

Put a hat on him.

Sounds like a tour and some festivals. Anyone excited?

Looks like he wanks to Japanese cartoons.