Ayatollah Hermione

Steven Taylor's dad installed my parents' burglar alarm system in the mid-90s. I camped out next to Steven Taylor's cousin at Isle of Wight festival. She gave me rum.

John Steel? He sat next to my mum at school. John Steel PART 3. My grandad taught him some drum techniques when he was 15/16.

I bought a vintage Ludwig drum stand tonight that belonged to none other than the drummer from Dexy's Midnight Runners who toured with it in 1982. If you ever seen them at the Coatsie Club or Exhibition Park, chances are I've now got the drum stand that his crash was on

You set them up, I'll put them home.

Nar but I wouldn't mind spraying my balls across her pitch anyway.

With the blokes this Imogen is going for, I've got to be in with a chance in a few month.

What if a blow-up doll burst in the act?

I always advise people to tread into CT's threads with caution.

"a joy to behold for young families" I bet those kids fucking dread these days out.

Well, duh

Well, thank god your shame was spared.

Captain Benidorm Perfect.

I, on the other hand, spent 6 hours in South Shields and it was fucking SHIT.

Has "Last Post: Christmas Tree" ever been indicative of quality?

CT, would you like to buy these magic beans?

Tbf to Gloom and Tecato, everyone was taking the piss

Say no more tbh.

Not surprised if it's true. If I wanted a shite pint at ridiculous prices, I'd go to The Gate.

Maybe you could save up your 8000th post for something really special. Say, you never post again until the toon win the league.

What's the Battles one like?

What would you say...if I sang out of tune?

Class.

You're one of the people I look for straight away on mine like tbf.

Happy birthday, have a good one mate