Ayatollah Hermione

There's this little thing called self-awareness that you're sorely lacking.

Thanks very much :-) I thought you were being ironic with your profile pic Ironic about German accents? Ironic about Barton supplying crosses? How the fuck can you have a go at Sunderland about a lack of class when you employ people like Barton and are owned by fucking Mike Ashley. Fucking Newcastle. That has fuck all to do with my avatar drawing comparisons to Joey Barton as a comical German though. You're both as thick as each other and a right couple of Walter Mittys to boot. you have Barton as your picture. Then post "class club, class fans" so I was right in what I said. I won't wait for an apology Oh dear. Don't get into little internet fights if you can't read properly.

Thanks very much :-) I thought you were being ironic with your profile pic Ironic about German accents? Ironic about Barton supplying crosses? How the fuck can you have a go at Sunderland about a lack of class when you employ people like Barton and are owned by fucking Mike Ashley. Fucking Newcastle. That has fuck all to do with my avatar drawing comparisons to Joey Barton as a comical German though. You're both as thick as each other and a right couple of Walter Mittys to boot.

Thanks very much :-) I thought you were being ironic with your profile pic Ironic about German accents? Ironic about Barton supplying crosses?

Is that the school beside the railway lines? Me cousin was in Gazza's class at school used to ask her out every week, apparently he used to throw soggy moggy's at the teachers. Aye, Joseph Swan/Breckenbeds/whatever it was called when Gazza was there. Our old Geography teacher once bollocked Gazza for practicing his autograph in his class and said he'd never be in a position where anyone would ask him for it. Gazza came back when he was at Boro and ripped the piss out of him for it and I think the story is in his autobiography. The teacher was actually sound as well.

Andy Carroll and Gazza. Fairly sure nobody else came through.

Classy club and classy fans.

Still waiting for the infamous "mag at work" to show up tbh.

I'll say.

Blyme! Happy Birthday to the lot of you.

Queen with less self-awareness. Muse that is.

KoL are shite live as well. They'll be upstaged by The Prodigy no bother.

That whole online store is a sub JD-Sports masterclass in marketing to total charvers.

Radiohead... On my third listen now and I do like the album. But nothing has surprised me...apart from how much certain songs call back to previous albums. Perhaps they only needed to push boundaries so far to find their niche and they're happy with it. But aye, they are probably the band with the more respectable longevity than any other. What were other stadium bands doing 18 years after their debut.... The Stones - Undercover U2 - Pop Genesis - Invisible Touch Pink Floyd - The Final Cut The Who - It's Hard Bowie had Let's Dance about 17/18 years after his debut and that's a pretty good album.

Shut up man You could say the same about Maradona's goal against England I think Giggs is class but I agree with wyki about that goal. It was obviously a very good goal but not as good as it's made out. The defenders did just back off. He ran from his own half and he'd only beaten about one man (who made a half-hearted challenge) before he was in the box. Aye but the beauty of it was the pace at which he ran with the ball, not to mention (without sounding like Andy Gray) he had "no right at awww" to score from that angle past the England keeper, and I wouldn't even blame Seaman it was good a strike. I'm not saying it wasn't a good goal btw. Speaking of FA Cup goals Ronnie Radford was on the radio again yesterday. FFS will we never hear the end of it? Aye, once the Stevenage manager gets sacked, he'll be on the radio every FA Cup weekend.

Please let this be a joke.

Wasn't it? Isn't it ? Rush goalie, two at the back.

I would like to riot at how fucking useless they are. Like getting blood out of a stone getting solid help off them.

Because of how he invests. Clearly man city have more ambitious owners than us and therefore more potential. Our potential remains irrespective of whether you think it'll be fulfilled though Well the potential is there for an Arab to buy Everton, build them a new ground and buy a new team. They have the fan base there Do they? I'm not sure that's true. They don't sell out Goodison, they've a bigger club across the road and they've not tasted genuine success in years. We have a city to ourselves, a huge and loyal fanbase that was topping 45,000 in the second tier of football, we've been mismanaged for over a decade and all it would take is a reasonably savvy owner to turn us from a sideshow into a main-event. Forget about the crowds and the stadiums for 5 minutes. We are a mid-table club that are willing to listen to offers for our best players and move them on, banking the cash. We operate on a tight budget and refuse to break the wage structure for any individual player. A deal will break down on the grounds of it, and new contracts won't be agreed with existing players for the same reasons. Taking those circumstances into account we are indeed on an equal footing as the likes of Everton. I don't like it any more than the rest of you, but it's fact. And we can't use the fact that we are a one club city, have a better stadium and that we have more people turn up every other week as one-upmanship. This. Potential is nothing if you won't risk tapping into it.

We've only failed to score in 6 PL games this season. 7 if you count the Arsenal League Cup game.

He's saying your nights out aren't as impressive as you think they are.

I bet they were being 100% truthful like when they were saying that truckload of shit.

I remember watching that Charlton/Sunderland game in a pub doon Gateshead when I was only about 7 or 8 since I think it fell on May Bank Holiday so me and my parents went out and met some family and friends for an excuse for them to get on the piss. My mother's more of a mackem than she is a Geordie (she'll watch both teams but she definitely leans toward Sunderland since her older brothers and dad supports them) but at this point, I'd never seen her really get into anything like she had this game of football. By the time the penalties came around, she was sitting with her head on the table during Gray's and when he missed and the whole bar went "WAHEY!!", she just went "For fuck's sake!....sorry, son" It was the first time I'd really seen a game of football like that as well and I had forgotten all about that memory until I read that post. Another one was just this summer, we had went out all day for a drink since it was sunny and we were all free so we went and sat in a beer garden and had been drinking for about 6/7 hours by the time Uruguay and Ghana's game went into full crazy mode. It was the game of the WC by far and we're standing watching this game, half-cut, cheering for Ghana like it was Kevin Nolan leading them out. Uruguay started their cheating then Suarez stopped our African Shearers from progressing and we were incensed. I think one of us booed. After the game finished, I remember thinking it had made the rest of the WC look shite.

Tonight, I probably won't like it. Tomorrow, I'll warm to it and by Sunday, I'll love it. That's pretty much how I come around to Radiohead abums.

PURPLE HAZE ALL IN MY BRAIN KNAOW-KNAOW-KNAOW Go kiss the sky, Kevin