Ayatollah Hermione

Fairly sure my whole profile is private like.

Well aye, fat boy.

Tell you what, if any of you lot ever see me play the owld solo gig, you'll know because I'll do that version of Dock on the Bay Class

Tiote's against Arsenal with Ben Arfa's vs. Everton and Nolan's third against the Mackems being close runners up.

CT, were you at the Mill tonight?

All well and good until you see the part where it says he's a lifelong sunderland fan. That means he's fatally ocmpromised, especially as a club employee he'd be summarily dismissed if he said anything negative about his employers; standard corporate contract. Incidentally, no need to swear, or to use the reprehensible term you did last night. However, as you're a mere boy, I'll give you a free pass on your intemperate language, if not on your witless naivete. Ice burn

I wouldnt. Aye but it's not like you see much of him anyway. You just have to compare him to Routledge to see the difference between a decent winger and not.

That new Gruff Rhys album is really starting to grow on me.

What?

Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

Bang?! Why don't they just call it gobble or titfuck? My dream fragrance would be called "Explosion" and Bruce Willis would advertise it whilst saving two naked supermodels from a collapsing skyscraper.

What's the paragraph on the box say? Has this aftershave got its own patter like?

Sufjan tickets bought. Happy days.

I'm DEFINITELY seeing Sufjan at The Sage. That's going to be immense.

Was hoping for this kind of outfit tbh.

Subways are excellent hangover food btw. Foot long Subway Club has pulled me right around.

If he can keep this goal scoring record going, absolutely, aye. It's probably a purple patch though.

Cheers CT, but I'm not sure I can take the credit for the recipe for a basic tomato-based pasta sauce Hey, you posted it so you get the credit. I was even passing it on to friends at the pub last night who are trying it tonight. About time you some more posted like........Just saying What century are you lot living in? The man in the magic box has more recipes!

Spend 20 minutes having a banging shite.

I actually forgot about Ireland and Gosling

That just shows we've got precedent of dropping silly points which doesn't lend to your theory that it's nailed on We could certainly do it if we manage to get 6 points from the next two; there's certainly some winnable games coming up as well but also games against sides we struggled against when we had a better striker playing than we do now. We wouldn't have the squad for the EL as well, especially down the wings and left-back (this is if we manage to keep a hold of Enrique for kick-off, can you imagine 2 left-backs being signed in the summer?) though players like Guthrie and Ranger would probably do canny against the shite up until the quarters and semi's.

Where have you been hiding?

He's a useless cunt who even when going through with his plan manages to spectacularly fuck things up. I don't doubt he has a childish and vindictive streak and I think that comes out in his seat moving and piss-taking statements. He's clearly impossible to work with (Calderwood and Keegan have said as much, Hughton is too polite to say so) and his motive is to glean as much money as possible from the football club then flog it. Of course, this obnoxious, childish personality is exactly why no respecting businessman/group will do any sort of work with him. So, he's an arsehole and anyone that thinks he's beginning to flourish is laying false praise at his door and not those who deserve it. I'd have probably flogged Carroll as well for that price but I would also spend the money on players in the summer; we'll see how that turns out.

Steve Stone. Game over.

Nothing in this world can't be cured with a cup of tea and a wank. Not at the same time obviously. I'm feeling alright, could do with a bit extra dosh but couldn't we all? Nowt a couple of weeks staying in and practicing drums and guitar won't fix.