Ayatollah Hermione

What were the kid's elbows made out of, steel?

So, we're looking at the likes of Caleb Folan? Christ almighty.

Said the same thing to me Dad the other day about his performances here. He's going to want to do a decent job because at the end of the day, despite the 5 year deal, he probably won't see it all out and he'll want another job after it. He'll know what Ashley's like despite being his mate and he'll be prepared for a daft sacking somewhere down the line.

Poor bastard having to look at that bench for options last night like. I would have cried.

In the pub last night, they had a telly with the match on and a telly with Sky News on showing the Revolution. A few of us walked back from the match tv to the Sky News one and one of the blokes took one look at the rioting and just went "Oh, look, the match is still on in here"

See, I moved out of Besty's knife-addled rape town to: All Crime and ASB: 83 Burglary 5 Anti-social behaviour 40 Robbery 0 Vehicle crime 3 Violent crime 8 Other crime 27

Mutated food. Like if you leave a box of Sugar Puffs open for too long, all the Sugar Puffs stick together and form one big congealed block of Sugar Puffs. That creeps me out.

Lovenkrands is more out of his depth than out of form.

What a load of shite. Two shite teams playing shite football with a shite mistake winning it. That front line is definitely the worst in my lifetime btw.

The one I remember is the semi against Tottenham at Old Trafford, I'm sure he set up Shearer for that thunderbolt Didn't Shearer take the ball off Maric before he had a chance to shoot because he obviously had no faith in the useless bastard to score? Nah, it was definitely a pass unless my memory really is going. Also I seem to remember he came on as sub in the subsequent final against Man Utd and beat about three men, set up a great position for himself and missed Did Shearer not do that with somebody? I'm sure of it. Rings a bell like. Different match mebbies? Might have been in the same tournament come to think. Sheffield United jumps out in my head and I'm sure it was Maric he whipped it off.

The one I remember is the semi against Tottenham at Old Trafford, I'm sure he set up Shearer for that thunderbolt Didn't Shearer take the ball off Maric before he had a chance to shoot because he obviously had no faith in the useless bastard to score? Nah, it was definitely a pass unless my memory really is going. Also I seem to remember he came on as sub in the subsequent final against Man Utd and beat about three men, set up a great position for himself and missed Did Shearer not do that with somebody? I'm sure of it.

If you do not want to know the results of the Egyptian Revolution, please look away now.

I used to love The Flintstones, aye. Used to watch it with me grandad. I loved (and still do love) Pingu.

Even if he's not the bloke, does anyone know who it was and the story behind it?

Weren't Liverpool linked with him at one point as well?

The one I remember is the semi against Tottenham at Old Trafford, I'm sure he set up Shearer for that thunderbolt Didn't Shearer take the ball off Maric before he had a chance to shoot because he obviously had no faith in the useless bastard to score?

Same. Once you start drinking it regularly, you begin to prefer it over the regular stuff IMO.

Carlton Cole for £500k and 300k per week.

Fuck me 21 quid for a steak, that's dear and I live down south where 3 quid for a pint is a bargain. If its quality tho may be worth a punt. I would rather eat a good 21 quid steak as opposed to 3 of those things weatherspoons serve up Without sounding like a cunt, I've had £45 steak before, probs the best ever food I've had. In a posh french place just off Warren Street. Fillet? I had a great one at a gaucho grill in London, fuck knows how much cos it was a freebie. Took my Mrs to a place near us for her 30th, had ox cheek was amazing Mine was a freebie too, you don't think I'd spend £45 on a stake do you Mine was steak cut from the shouler of the cow, called a Paleron, I had no idea meat could taste so nice and I do love it normally, I'd recommend that to anyone. One of the french waiters was gay, and me gaffa kept saying he's giving you the eye, I was like right oh then I looked and he kept staring, I thought eeh whey ya fucka. When places are that posh like I have to be honest I do feel a bit out of place. Not sure if that's better than the "Yee just howld on a minute there, pal" from a few month back You're all making me hungry now, you bastards. I'll nip into the cooking thread and see what Jamie Oliver meal that Gemmill is cooking tonight.

I was wondering who GaryBuseysHair was on my followers. I'm JordanStiva and use it to post boring shite about my boring life.

Definitely. Even when things have been fairly shite in my lifetime, we've always had Shearer knocking about. Even when he retired, our options were far better.

"Just assume, you stupid cunt"

Are you honestly expecting it though? He SHOULD spend it but he won't, that's why everyone is negative about it all.

You fucking idiot. 35+15 of his own money which he would have to of spent before the AC sale. Your the fucking idiot Gemmill. Do one you acidic little troll. Let's see if we spend £50m in the summer. You live in fucking cloud cuckoo land man. Any time something shit happens at this club you turn up with one of your "Let's look on the bright side" threads. There isn't a fucking bright side you silly twat. How many times does Ashley have to hoof you in the cobblers before you realise that he's not doing any of this as part of a plan to make this club again. I'll say this for you though. Mike Ashley would fucking love you. How can you actually expect to see £50 million spent? There's no precedent for it for one.