Ayatollah Hermione

Same here, who's my fan. More to the point, the rest of you… cernts. Reckon there's common ground here, MF. Do you like Italian food? Because I know a great little place that you'll love. You know how to push an ape's buttons, you silver tongued fucker Wait til there's the prospect of meatballs on the table. You'll be putty in my hands.

If Paul's still looking for a job, I'm doing an amateur production of "Journey to the Center of the Earth" and I'm looking for someone to play Earth.

All credit to CT; Manc-Mag called for a taxi and he was here in a flash.

Same here, who's my fan. More to the point, the rest of you… cernts. Reckon there's common ground here, MF. Do you like Italian food? Because I know a great little place that you'll love.

Pardew basically said that in the post-match interview and he was on the money. I still think it was rash and foolish but he certainly didn't try and break Elmander's leg or owt. He's still shite though.

I think he's an immense player already like but I noticed his arseholey streak when we played them. He's getting into the same whinging, dirty little habits that most of Arsenal's players have.

"fuck off and die"

What an immense username.

Aye. 6th or bust if we want to do it.

Goes to one game and he's the know-it-all Your sheer insistence on giving Jonas no credit at all for being an integral part of a limited team is ridiculous. Whenever he doesn't play, we lose a hell of a lot of forward momentum and workrate.

If you get too close to them both at once, there's probably a ladder knocking about.

CT, I'm not being harsh but if you, in one day, spectacularly took your diet off the rails with 2 cheeseburgers, copious pints of lager and a Chinese, it's probably not going to last much longer.

I'm not sure there's a better insult than "fat cunt"

Definately has someone to count his change for'm like.

Ryan Taylor is a proper gormless spacker. Enrique is fucking mint btw. Anyone that disagrees is touched.

Gateshead won 2-0

I only have one, which one of you is it?

It's only the frigging match. Do any of you lot mind if I keep you updated on the bloke in front of me and his beer farts?

Ah, I see. Fair enough, Kevin, you got me. Ginger fuckwit.

Kevin mentioning embarrassing with some of his posts btw. Couldn't make it up.

Fairly sure my whole profile is private like.

Well aye, fat boy.

Tell you what, if any of you lot ever see me play the owld solo gig, you'll know because I'll do that version of Dock on the Bay Class

Tiote's against Arsenal with Ben Arfa's vs. Everton and Nolan's third against the Mackems being close runners up.

CT, were you at the Mill tonight?