Ayatollah Hermione

The 80s. Fucking hell, man.

You disagree so my wildly inaccurate overreaction must be your point of view.

I'll definitely have a wank over the princess now.

The best return I could ask for is our sweet princess coming round to give me a wank with her mouth in thanks.

Seen her nips through that dress then knocked it off.

Lots of people lying in bed on their day off more like.

I'm going to find the nearest street party and shit in the BBQ

First of all, IMO "Kid Friendly" is a state of mind. If your paying good money then the staff need to suck it up and get on with it. Regarding the AA, lots of high chairs available and a big fuss made of our kids. Kids beer garden / activity centre out the back and over the bridge, a public footpath along the riverbank. Also only five mile outside of Rothbury, the Raul Moat tour and the river which is walkable across. I would go for it. Code for "My kid wouldn't stop running around pretending he was a Power Ranger and annoyed everyone"?

My experience tells me that when you buy a wow-signing, it doesn't improve the team at all, but turnst the club into a vehicle for the signing, rather than a club in its own right. There are exceptions, but I think what I say is the rule rather than the exception. And when we bought Keegan as a player. it took two years before we were promoted, and it was every bit as much thanks to Beardsley and Waddle, as it was to Keegan. Are you honestly for real?

Another shrewd NUFC transfer.

Or at least sitting next to each other in bottom set ICT.

I'd have Seb Larsson for nowt like on a free. I think he's probably a better PL player than Routledge.

Milan have just signed Taiwo so Liverpool could be on the cards...

If he's good at running a successful business, maybe he should have been better at making a successful football club since 2007.

Deal! Looks like it's poo in a box for you, Barney.

Mystery present, final offer. It could be a signed photo of me!

Send it to me for nowt and I'll send you a mystery present in return. It could be anything. it could be the 3DS back if I think it's shit.

Did he?? I would say It's more like some of our so called superstars didn't have the bollocks for a scrap something that has now changed. I'd take this team above the one that went down with the likes of Owen, Viduka and Martins, all just after money and couldn't give a fuck about winning He's still selling our best players though, even having come back up. Cheers Aye, sacking Keegan and appointing Kinnear sent us down. The writing was on the wall from October 2009.

I honestly can't fathom people supporting Ashley. Just because we came straight back up doesn't excuse the fact he relegated us and is flogging the majority of our good players.

Ben Arfa may have been one of the most highly rated young European talents and played well at the top level before but can he cut it on a cold Wednesday night at Stoke? I don't think so, Richard.

As I say to every Sunderland fan, a point for every funky chicken dance this season.

Send her my way.

Coppinger Fuck me. My ideal signing would be a £20 million striker with the Carroll (maybe Enrique) money but there's more chance of me pumping Penelope Cruz.

We beat Aston Villa 6-0 with Alan Smith in midfield. Next.