Ayatollah Hermione

I used to be a watcher of this when Wogan done it but stopped when Norton took over. I quite liked how they let him take the piss out of it despite it being a fairly big part of the TV calender even if it is mostly for kitsch value and those who like hearing results read out. What I'm saying is if there's some good looking Scandanavians, I'll watch it.

Going to apologise to TS for continuing to be an insensitive cock to him losing his job? It's a good thing he seems to be a relaxed person because if I was in his shoes, I'd be calling you worse than shite.

Compile me a list of chippies, Stevie. This is a genuine request since I only know of Gormans as being the boy.

Wouldn't be a very good poet with loads of spelling mistakes in your work.

Lamine Diatta Played 9 minutes.

Jeff Shitley, if you will.

The other day I suddenly remembered that Henrik Larsson played for Man United for a brief time and for some reason it totally slipped my memory. Then I remembered Ronny Johnson's brief stint as a Toon player. So, who can you remember signing for clubs for very brief times, that in retrospect, seem weird and out of place?

That doesn't mean it's not happening I think if the lower classes were being "savaged" I might have come across a bit of it. Maybe if you spent more time working and less time sitting on your patio, you'd come across it. To take a totally ignorant stance to people losing their jobs and important services in the North East being cut is mental. If they take Weight Watchers off the NHS, how would you respond?

Woodgate's finished now, I reckon. Which is a shame because if he didnt have so many injury problems, I'd have him back in a second. So much wasted talent.

That doesn't mean it's not happening

Caulkin's about the best of the NE journalists IMO.

I'd have Demba Ba in a second like. Would improve our striking options to no end. Samba will go to a better side than us since he's really been at Blackburn for far too long and is an absolute rock at the back. Actually, him up front would improve our striking options to no end.

She's been found, aye. Thankfully.

He's certainly got the contacts though if you see his podcasts. I couldn't just ring up Giuseppe Rossi, and go "areet Pepe, Stevie - Toontastic here, ye got 10 minutes". Could just be looking for a fight. Is it a lass?

Probably looking for podcast hits.

What's the crack with this SuperInjunction one? The tweet about David Schneider is a bit odd.

Hacker's Union. No shinpads, no mercy.

I'd have Krancjar like since he's bound to be away.

Kevin's Twitter picture resurfaces.

Remember Sibierski's form in Europe? Used to take teams to bits, the baldy legend.

Sexy bastard.

Foot long subway club and a shower usually does me. If it's the really bad ones, I just stay in bed all day.

Went to school with him so hope this is all sorted sharpish.