Ayatollah Hermione

AND he wears glasses!

I'm going to celebrate it by sitting alone and eating spaghetti.

A certain not so beautiful school situated on Saltwell road Thought you looked familiar. Not in a stalkerish way, I'm just good with faces.

I looked like Peter Ramage 6 month ago and now I look like Harry Kewell. Stevie'll be doing the horoscopes in the Sun next.

Charlotte, I think you were in the year below me at school but can't be sure.

Terrible stuff about this volcano as well. They're getting dragged through the shite atm.

Do I look like a Geography teacher?

Had takeaway pizza and lager last night. I felt like Kevin Davies.

I won £71

Can I live on whatever planet you're on?

Has getting rid of Harper crossed their mind?

You like Broon Ale and you like vodka and orange? I hope you've got plenty roughage in your diet. Must be like a bunch of old shoes falling out the loft when she has a shite.

Is he the Non-Union Mexican equivalent of Jose? "Well then, Senior Spielbergo"

He's got their greatest hits I like the one about moving. Up, I think they mention.

Should probably re-listen to their stuff ahead of that like.

Congratulations, glad to hear everything's going smoothly.

Thrice.

This. The first thing I'd do is buy the most expensive undercrackers in the world.

Maybe he's an opium addict.

Opening Credits: Jet Boy - New York Dolls Waking Up: When I Get Home - The Beatles First Day At School: The Punk and The Godfather - The Who Falling In Love: Little Miss Lover - Hendrix Experience ( Losing Virginity: Modern Kicks - Exploding Hearts Fight Song: Andy Warhol - David Bowie Breaking Up: Massacre - Thin Lizzy Prom: The Opposite of Hallelujah - Jens Lekman Life: Love Grows - Edison Lighthouse Mental Breakdown: My Brother, The Astronaut - Elle Milano Driving: 21st Century Schizoid Man - King Crimson Flashback: S.O.S. - ABBA Getting Back Together: Hateful - The Clash Wedding: Strange Kind of Woman - Deep Purple Birth of Child: You've Really Got a Hold on Me - Smokey Robinson Final Battle: Wildfire - The Coral Death Scene: 11.59 - Blondie Funeral Song: Vision of Division - The Strokes

Alex Turner's solo EP is really good. Bloke's been listening to John Lennon.

They must have give them the shit songs.

Rains coming down like a thousand diving headbutts round my way.

I'd like to think that was intentional.