Ayatollah Hermione

Kettle chips.

Pete Burns?

Casting yasel a bit old as Columbo aren't you, Stevie?

Here, man, Stevie, it's never going to get interesting if you keep complaining about us not being interested. I am and thats what matters. Spread the love.

Nar but people are only taking the piss, man.

I want to kna. I'll keep the #paulwynwrongun campaign going until he finally replies.

Away kit orange and third kit black according to .COM. Didn't see that before. Orange ffs. Looking like Blackpool is what I want out of my team.

Any word on what the away kit will be? I'm going to say it'll be red.

Celebrate in the only way.

The current advertising design team at the club are absolutely shit as well.

You need to get out more. I get out plenty. I am pictured above (left).

Bin Laden was round his mate's house playing Black Ops. In the old PS2 game, America's 10 Most Wanted, the last boss was Bin Laden. The "firefight" looked exactly like that but the good guy put his shades on only after he'd won.

Cut Wyn's life into pieces/he needs to be in court

So was Herr Fritzl, and that's quite apt I'd say. I didn't say it stopped him from being a fat cunt of a mong.

Someones bairn this.

He is absolutely a good defender like You'd be hard pushed finding a time when someone's got past him time and again this season. And he's far from injury prone either. Our left flank is generally our most effective one as well; if Guti was a better crosser, it would be a very good left side IMO.

At least you'd know the dance routine to Reach for the stars.

I'd assume that since this fracas, Paul has been told "don't stop movin'"

He was the only thing keeping Safeway up. Literally, they were using him as a foundation.

Someone send this PM my way. I want to see what Detective Stevie's dug up.

I couldn't make it but that sounds class. Would have been a Toontastic meeting since I couldn't have missed your wool tbf

Lack of striking options is obviously out of his hands (though they should have bought one in January anyway) but what's the excuse for poor tactical decisions like playing wing-backs and unsettling a decent, settled back four?

From http://www.newcastle.vitalfootball.co.uk/a...2#ixzz1LI3AKDGH

I realise everyone knows the motives, I'm just saying you're thick if you agree with them.

We should be keeping hold of our best players by matching their ambitions on the pitch not trying to glean more money out of their sale, you wooden head.