Ayatollah Hermione

Well, that was some typo.

Kevin acting the mong. Mission accomplished.

Has ASM made ONE post that has been tedious baiting bollocks?

Well then share it around you taffy cunt! I take it all back its the best stream i've ever had now it loaded, leeks and carrots to you my friend! I'll take this one that's knocking about. Shocking game of football, mind. Leon Best is certainly no Carroll or even Shola as a target man. We're totally bypassing our midfield most of the time.

Having a set "points" range means that you can eat nothing but shite as it still falls into the points. I could eat pizza every day as long as it was in the points, I'm not going to lose weight. EDIT: Good luck all the same like. Having said all this, me dad went to WW and he's lost about 4 stone. But he's also going for runs and walking to and from work and he's just turned 50.

Would you like the obvious flaws in these points...pointed out?

I always like these threads. Some amazing ones in there.

Fast Spastic ©Gemmil

Fucking hell. I'll wait for the Great North Run. It comes round once a year AND they all run past my mate's window, saving me some heavy coin.

His goals couldn't be more transparent, even if he came out and said them. Wants us tied in now so we can't leave in droves when Tiote and Enrique are flogged off in the Summer.

They're not shite, but if you paid our prices you'd get your Roker gates of 17-22,000 max imo. Well, you've seen the place. Literally, my favourite thing about it is a small shop in around St. Peters that does take-out shepherd's pie, chicken curry, sunday roasts etc for about £3. It's lush.

Aye, I think a win in the next 2 or 3 games and we're nearly home and hosed. What worries me about us and if we get into a bad run though is - where are the goals going to come from? Away from home? Nae idea, we've only scored 10 away all season. At home we should be alright and when Shola comes back from the US with his special mask we'll have a few more options. Shola's mask is going to be awesome btw. Shola Ameobi (right) with new protective mask.

I might go along to one like just so I can say I have. I bet it's like a funeral though, atmosphere wise.

Drags my name through the mud tbh.

Dempsey misses a last minute penalty.

I think Fulham are intentionally giving him chances.

My hands smells lovely btw

Wouldn't you like to know?

Whoa! Did you have sexual intercourse? Less of your shite today because I'm gorging on chocolates in depression. Get a handful of chocolates and give yourself a melty wank. Think that's known as a Turkish Delight.

Whoa! Did you have sexual intercourse? Less of your shite today because I'm gorging on chocolates in depression.

Have to say, I went out with my ex last Valentines since we were newly going out and all that soppy shite. It had an upside later on in the night like.

Jonny's going to look pretty HIPspanic alright. Don't know this place coped without me for two days tbh.

Not get any replies to the PM like?

They probably have one conversation then realise you're about to bench press them around the poolside area and run for their lives.