Ayatollah Hermione

you know who it's by? Aye, my mate Next time he does it, i'll take a snidey video.

Flash Gordon theme, shut up. That bit from 2 minutes with the falsetto is genuinely great. So is the falsetto in "EVERY MAN, EVERY WOMAN, EVERY CHILD, THE MIGHTY FLASH" Heard a mint acoustic cover where the singer done it with all the sound effects and quotes in the single version. He ended with ""FLASH, I love you but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth" Get your priorities right, woman!" *END*

A = Ameobi obviously. Easy ones would be H = Henry A = Anelka D = Dublin Z = Zola V/N = Van Nistelrooy C = Andy Cole

I'd have accepted it like but not on the last day of the transfer window. In the summer with plenty of time to reinvest in the squad, similar to how Spurs done with the sale of Berbatov, I don't think it would have been too foolish or disasterous a sale. But, they've not got the long-term in mind.

This one is adamant he's real. Think Simpson mentioned it this morning too. Not sure like. He seems to be trying really hard to prove it's him. Fair enough. I like to think Leon BIZORK is him anyway.

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This one is adamant he's real. Think Simpson mentioned it this morning too. Not sure like.

Let's hope Leon Best never becomes a scout. "Guys @marlon_harewood is a top guy follow him! True talent and true goalscorer."

Do you honestly think we're going to bring in those players like? There'll be another Perch-esque "handyman", a couple from abroad who won't be Tiote-esque but that'll be the reason behind signing them and a striker from the lower leagues.

Watford. I think that's just answered 6.3? We make some team.

Watford.

That second one looks like PL Top Scorers. Is the missing link Ronaldo again? Or Anelka? That bottom one looks like Young Player of the Year but I couldn't say who won it in 08/09.

1st is Bowyer. 2nd is Wayne Bridge.

Christ, I read that Vassell question all wrong. Were New Zealand the only unbeaten team at the WC? Carroll only had one cap before the Ghana game. Henderson must be one. Gibbs?

Is 1.4, Carragher? Wigan.

go on... Both have leaked. FF is class but not got through TVOTR yet. Thanks! Got FF, could you pm me in the direction of TV if it isn't too much hassle? No bother.

I've been hungover/busy/lazy so here's today. 30th March 1985 Sheffield Wednesday (a) 2-4 (1-2) Division One Beardsley(pen), Waddle Chapman 2, Marwood, Shelton 26,525 Two behind, United drew themselves level before the defence parted again, meaning an unhappy return to Hillsborough for ex-Owls boss Jack Charlton and their former midfielder Pat Heard. 1991 Swindon Town (a) 2-3 (1-1) Division Two Peacock, Quinn Hazard(pen)(26), Shearer(50), Calderwood(76) 9,309 The only game that caretaker manager Bobby Saxton oversaw was an unlucky defeat, when United appeared to be playing the home side and all three officials. Fraser Digby advanced off his line to block Mick Quinn's 23rd minute penalty but wasn't penalised and then Town were given a spot kick of their own, after the ball was blasted at John Anderson from point blank range. Mackem Mick Hazard beat John Burridge from the spot but Gavin Peacock's overhead kick sent the teams in level at the interval. Duncan Shearer then put the home side ahead, before Burridge saved a second spot kick from Hazard and Quinn levelled at 2-2 Future Magpies Coach Colin Calderwood then netted what turned out to be the winner for Ossie Ardiles and Tony Galvin, who within hours had filled the vacancies at SJP. 2008 Tottenham Hotspur (a) 4-1 (1-1) Premier League Butt(45), Geremi(52), Owen(65), Martins(83) Bent(26) 36,067 United won away for the first time in 2008 and recorded a second successive victory at White Hart Lane. Nicky Butt netted in both games, while fellow midfielder Geremi scored his first goal since moving from Chelsea. That Spurs game was absolutely immense, was the sure indication that Keegan was properly back.

I'm not one for getting worked up during England friendlies but celebrating when your club's player scores, fuck me

go on... Both have leaked. FF is class but not got through TVOTR yet.

I don't really get worked up over England until we're playing the mackems of the UK.

Yo Skidmark, I don't give a shit what you gotta say, bitch *starts thread about midjudged opinion, has a smug wank*

Lass out with us tonight, face was nowt to write home about but chebs you could set your watch by. They put the fun in funbags.

Just got in. I'm sure this is what Kevin feels like, the kerazy bastard that he is.

Happy birthday, pal. Have a good un

His parents must be (prawn) crackers letting him get like that.