Ayatollah Hermione

Gateshead won 2-0

I only have one, which one of you is it?

It's only the frigging match. Do any of you lot mind if I keep you updated on the bloke in front of me and his beer farts?

Ah, I see. Fair enough, Kevin, you got me. Ginger fuckwit.

Kevin mentioning embarrassing with some of his posts btw. Couldn't make it up.

Fairly sure my whole profile is private like.

Well aye, fat boy.

Tell you what, if any of you lot ever see me play the owld solo gig, you'll know because I'll do that version of Dock on the Bay Class

Tiote's against Arsenal with Ben Arfa's vs. Everton and Nolan's third against the Mackems being close runners up.

CT, were you at the Mill tonight?

All well and good until you see the part where it says he's a lifelong sunderland fan. That means he's fatally ocmpromised, especially as a club employee he'd be summarily dismissed if he said anything negative about his employers; standard corporate contract. Incidentally, no need to swear, or to use the reprehensible term you did last night. However, as you're a mere boy, I'll give you a free pass on your intemperate language, if not on your witless naivete. Ice burn

I wouldnt. Aye but it's not like you see much of him anyway. You just have to compare him to Routledge to see the difference between a decent winger and not.

That new Gruff Rhys album is really starting to grow on me.

What?

Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

Bang?! Why don't they just call it gobble or titfuck? My dream fragrance would be called "Explosion" and Bruce Willis would advertise it whilst saving two naked supermodels from a collapsing skyscraper.

What's the paragraph on the box say? Has this aftershave got its own patter like?

Sufjan tickets bought. Happy days.

I'm DEFINITELY seeing Sufjan at The Sage. That's going to be immense.

Was hoping for this kind of outfit tbh.

Subways are excellent hangover food btw. Foot long Subway Club has pulled me right around.

If he can keep this goal scoring record going, absolutely, aye. It's probably a purple patch though.

Cheers CT, but I'm not sure I can take the credit for the recipe for a basic tomato-based pasta sauce Hey, you posted it so you get the credit. I was even passing it on to friends at the pub last night who are trying it tonight. About time you some more posted like........Just saying What century are you lot living in? The man in the magic box has more recipes!

Spend 20 minutes having a banging shite.

I actually forgot about Ireland and Gosling