Ayatollah Hermione

Aal the frigging same etc.

Have none of you seen Space Jam like?

Made of Stone is the best song off the debut.

Was mint when he took the piss out of the ESPN reporter after Liverpool as well.

Papa "Oh papa, can you please knock Alison Moyet off, I don't like it when you cry, papa"

Imagine the scouting meeting. "Right, Graham, you head off around Europe and, you're new, aren't you? Reet, get doon Walker Central and pick me up a steak bake when you're there"

Put a hat on him.

Sounds like a tour and some festivals. Anyone excited?

Looks like he wanks to Japanese cartoons.

Without going all LM on this subject, if I was joining a new club, I would passionately embrace them. If I signed for Birmingham City, I wouldn't go on twitter and say "fuck me he might be an ugly cunt but what a goal Tevez has just scored for City", and this is even more clear cut than that. It's common sense. Something Rossi said on twitter a while ago, he asked Simpson who the toon were. The cunt was here 5 month. These players come in a lot of them, and they're either not bothered about the history, don't get told anything or just don't give a fuck. Either way it pisses me off. See 20 years ago, there's nothing you could tell Mick Quinn about the toon, same as the majority of them, it was more than money, and they were on a fraction of what they get now. I agree. If I was the manager, I'd sit any new signing down and drum the importance of playing for the shirt into them and the history and importance of the club to the city and the fans.

Barcelona giving themselves a holiday in Russia in a couple of weeks.

Agree with you, Stevie but you could have been a bit more diplomatic like He's said often that he supports Man U but he's also said that he loves playing for the Toon and living in the area. An explanation without the expletives might have done.

He also told them to go to Hell. What a knob. It must be pretty embarrassing to be a Fulham fan walking past that statue, like. I'm just waiting for Dekka 'Smithers' Llambias to suggest commissioning a statue of Mike for single handedly keeping Newcastle United in existence and for the statue to be a focal point for grateful fans to show their respect and love. Don't even joke. If it makes Fulham money...

Howay then.

If this site is hosting that picture of Besty, getting rid of his lugs alone should free up a few GB.

Stankovic was definitely screaming "SHEARER!" as he hit that ball like.

Aye, he's got the goals when we've needed him to and seems to work his bollocks off but he's an obviously flawed player but him on the fringes of the side next season wouldn't be the end of the world if we got some better strikers in. Put the ball in the net twice against Arsenal too.

Pearl Vx22 Fusion kit. Bass has got an immense sound to it so can't wait to mic it up and hear how it does. Unsure on the floor tom but mic'd up, it should get a better sound to it. The hardware looks like it could be thrown about the room with no damage too.

Damn you, drum centre!

Got my drumkit delivered today with no cymbals. Bought from the fucking drum centre, I might add. Useless cunts.

I bet he plays before Stephen Ireland does.

What I'd do for a takeaway with wraps and the like. A mini Chiquitos would do me to the ground, their Santa Fe wraps are lush.

Didn't notice that Just saw the deal on Twitter and put it up.

http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/aston-vill...gn=Hourly%2BHot Get them while they're hot.

A lot of them are bouncers in the toon, aren't they? That was the crack a couple of seasons ago, I remember.