Ayatollah Hermione

9th or 10th for me as well. We've got games coming up against sides we couldn't break down when we had better strikers, nevermind the current crop.

It's fitting that the thread about Paul has become bloated and unmanageable.

I thought I saw a loaf of bread with your name on it today but it said "Thick Cut"

A BUILT-IN LIGHT?!!!!

"I bet they didn't do it like this in your day" was another one.

Knowing Chelsea, I bet that kid went down like he'd been shot[/easyjoke]

We were trying to think of the best chat-up line to use on an old wife tonight. Was a tie between "I bet you can remember this when this wasfields", "if you weren't diabetic, I wouldn't mind giving you some sugar" and "You'll have not seen an erection like this since they built Grey's Monument"

Same here, who's my fan. More to the point, the rest of you… cernts. Reckon there's common ground here, MF. Do you like Italian food? Because I know a great little place that you'll love. You know how to push an ape's buttons, you silver tongued fucker Wait til there's the prospect of meatballs on the table. You'll be putty in my hands. Brace yourself Fucking hell, I'm not getting into that position with my back.

Well, someone's not getting any of my homemade muffins!

Not sure he'll have much use for him.

Same here, who's my fan. More to the point, the rest of you… cernts. Reckon there's common ground here, MF. Do you like Italian food? Because I know a great little place that you'll love. You know how to push an ape's buttons, you silver tongued fucker Wait til there's the prospect of meatballs on the table. You'll be putty in my hands.

If Paul's still looking for a job, I'm doing an amateur production of "Journey to the Center of the Earth" and I'm looking for someone to play Earth.

All credit to CT; Manc-Mag called for a taxi and he was here in a flash.

Same here, who's my fan. More to the point, the rest of you… cernts. Reckon there's common ground here, MF. Do you like Italian food? Because I know a great little place that you'll love.

Pardew basically said that in the post-match interview and he was on the money. I still think it was rash and foolish but he certainly didn't try and break Elmander's leg or owt. He's still shite though.

I think he's an immense player already like but I noticed his arseholey streak when we played them. He's getting into the same whinging, dirty little habits that most of Arsenal's players have.

"fuck off and die"

What an immense username.

Aye. 6th or bust if we want to do it.

Goes to one game and he's the know-it-all Your sheer insistence on giving Jonas no credit at all for being an integral part of a limited team is ridiculous. Whenever he doesn't play, we lose a hell of a lot of forward momentum and workrate.

If you get too close to them both at once, there's probably a ladder knocking about.

CT, I'm not being harsh but if you, in one day, spectacularly took your diet off the rails with 2 cheeseburgers, copious pints of lager and a Chinese, it's probably not going to last much longer.

I'm not sure there's a better insult than "fat cunt"

Definately has someone to count his change for'm like.

Ryan Taylor is a proper gormless spacker. Enrique is fucking mint btw. Anyone that disagrees is touched.