Ayatollah Hermione

CT, would you like to buy these magic beans?

Tbf to Gloom and Tecato, everyone was taking the piss

Say no more tbh.

Not surprised if it's true. If I wanted a shite pint at ridiculous prices, I'd go to The Gate.

Maybe you could save up your 8000th post for something really special. Say, you never post again until the toon win the league.

What's the Battles one like?

What would you say...if I sang out of tune?

Class.

You're one of the people I look for straight away on mine like tbf.

Happy birthday, have a good one mate

Fat scouse cunt.

Why do I have to be a bit skint when Wu-Tang dates are announced?

One for Jan's thread, I think.

I don't have a job. Top that.

Ouch. Have they literally only done 11 songs for this album? No B-sides or covers?

Or can't be arsed.

Your posts are starting to sound like letters to TV magazines more and more every day.

Alex, do CT a pasta sauce to REALLY make his royal wedding party complete.

Yes but don't call me surly.

Attain "Only 38 people signed? Ha!" "ACTUALLY, it's 34. Good reading skills, dickhead "

He's been nailed on to leave since his good form started. No decent player is going to stay here long.

Begins and ends with Perch this like. Hughton's worst moment. By all accounts, he's well liked but you can see that those early string of performances, coupled with the fact he's shite, has knacked him to the point where you couldn't get a decent run of games out of him if you tried. I think he'll be gone back down to The Championship in the summer. Not his fault that the toon went in for him, I'd have signed as well but he's well out of his depth. Sol Campbell came with a canny string of games at Arsenal last season with him but he's looked finished as well, a few good tackles aside. His back got an assist for Man City though.

Put 2 quid on Ballabriggs. Do I get the psychic title off Stevie?

Earthquakes are filthy capitalist dogs.