Ayatollah Hermione

When Enrique on Twitter, it was the best Twitter account of all time. A month of brilliance.

Job done with him as far as we're concerned tbh.

Guthrie was perfectly fine tonight. Was canny in possession, done his fair share of work in pressuring and defending. He was never going to be an "attacking CM" tonight, nor is he one anyway IYAM.

Cymbal bag on eBay for 8 quid all together, RRP is £25. It's a life-saver for annoying musical things.

Mad buzz kicking about the toon walking to the pub. Setting myself up for disappointment

Monkey, you have ability but your a fuckin tool, you can forge a great career here but unless you commit and improve your attitude the door is there. What is it to be? Stay and work hard or do you want to leave?

You should be more positive about this, TN.

Steven Taylor's dad installed my parents' burglar alarm system in the mid-90s. I camped out next to Steven Taylor's cousin at Isle of Wight festival. She gave me rum.

John Steel? He sat next to my mum at school. John Steel PART 3. My grandad taught him some drum techniques when he was 15/16.

I bought a vintage Ludwig drum stand tonight that belonged to none other than the drummer from Dexy's Midnight Runners who toured with it in 1982. If you ever seen them at the Coatsie Club or Exhibition Park, chances are I've now got the drum stand that his crash was on

You set them up, I'll put them home.

Nar but I wouldn't mind spraying my balls across her pitch anyway.

With the blokes this Imogen is going for, I've got to be in with a chance in a few month.

What if a blow-up doll burst in the act?

I always advise people to tread into CT's threads with caution.

"a joy to behold for young families" I bet those kids fucking dread these days out.

Well, duh

Well, thank god your shame was spared.

Captain Benidorm Perfect.

I, on the other hand, spent 6 hours in South Shields and it was fucking SHIT.

Has "Last Post: Christmas Tree" ever been indicative of quality?

CT, would you like to buy these magic beans?

Tbf to Gloom and Tecato, everyone was taking the piss

Say no more tbh.

Not surprised if it's true. If I wanted a shite pint at ridiculous prices, I'd go to The Gate.