Ayatollah Hermione

you can piss right off if you think im negotiating with their club presidente Lendoiro whatshisface again matey... Only owner to out cunt Ashley in transfer dealings.

She's a master in using that thesaurus to waffle on like.

Wasn't the talk that Bassong wanted to stay but they wouldn't give him extra wedge (since he must have been on fuck all given where we signed him from) since the £8 million was on the table?

Will be sad to see him go but really, Pardew should have been identifying a new LB since February since it's been nailed on for months that Jose's been leaving.

I'm not talking dodgy jokes, I'm on about people taking forever to/not even bothering reply to texts about organising things etc. OK I'll bite. People who moan like fuck because someone hasn't replied to a text they've sent them. See it happening all the time at work. Fucking hell, if you want an immediate answer out of someone, fucking ring them! If they can spend all day texting me total fucking shite, they can text back when it's important.

I'm not talking dodgy jokes, I'm on about people taking forever to/not even bothering reply to texts about organising things etc.

People not replying to texts.

That McClaren thing rings a bell. Said that he'd suit English football or it would be good for him IIRC. Along those lines anyway.

That Goodfellas one btw How fucking naff and low-rent can one t-shirt be?

Was just thinking about him. Would improve our central midfield options if he came.

I used to shag old women.

They're a better team than people have been giving them credit for tbh. There's no way we'll knock 3 past them.

LittleBigPlanet is good but everything is massively improved in the sequel. I've played everything but Ratchet and Dead Nation so I know what I'm getting.

and whats the deal with airplane peanuts?

Fucking hell

Jose likes jajajajajajajajajagerbombs

Love the 60s pop/psych/rock side of things as well the early 70s sound. If you've got any early Bowie (or rather, from 68-77), I'd be interested in them. you like David Bowie and don't have Ziggy Stardust or Hunky Dory ? I had the original single Space Oddity when it came out.....don't now though. Aye, got them both, Aladdin Sane and Low but I'm really after Station to Station or Man Who Sold The World. I had Man Who Sold the World once, its quite heavy for Bowie, not bad. Got a copy of it on CD though I've heard them all before, I just want to collect them. It's heavier because Mick Ronson was handling most of the arrangements when Bowie was busy shagging his wife.

Love the 60s pop/psych/rock side of things as well the early 70s sound. If you've got any early Bowie (or rather, from 68-77), I'd be interested in them. you like David Bowie and don't have Ziggy Stardust or Hunky Dory ? I had the original single Space Oddity when it came out.....don't now though. Aye, got them both, Aladdin Sane and Low but I'm really after Station to Station or Man Who Sold The World.

Christ alive.

Love the 60s pop/psych/rock side of things as well the early 70s sound. If you've got any early Bowie (or rather, from 68-77), I'd be interested in them.

aye, I know that, but if I sell something ie an LP, which I've done because I'm having a clearout, I give a "thank you for immediate payment" etc as soon as its sold. Are you selling any LPs at the minute? I am keeping a few dozen or so for sentimental value, but I've got a lot to sell, I've had some up for sale, sold some, will put more up for sale, and do a car boot with my mate along with other things soon. What I don't sell I will give to a charity. Nice one. I'm always looking to add some to my collection so whenever you get them up for sale, let me know and I might take a couple. Or tell me what charity shop you're putting them in and I'll get them for a bit cheaper

Supporting your club for me is going to games and getting behind them for 90 minutes. When CT does go to the games, I bet he's too busy trying to look like the football oracle in front of everyone else.

aye, I know that, but if I sell something ie an LP, which I've done because I'm having a clearout, I give a "thank you for immediate payment" etc as soon as its sold. Are you selling any LPs at the minute?

Agreed. There can be no talk of solid foundation until at least Barton and Nolan have signed new deals. If they manage to get Jose to, then I'll be genuinely impressed.

Will be a nothing game, maybe 1-1 with a few young players given a run-out from both teams, nice little applause for the players at the end and if it's not pissing down with rain, might be a canny drinking day.