Ayatollah Hermione

As I say to every Sunderland fan, a point for every funky chicken dance this season.

Send her my way.

Coppinger Fuck me. My ideal signing would be a £20 million striker with the Carroll (maybe Enrique) money but there's more chance of me pumping Penelope Cruz.

We beat Aston Villa 6-0 with Alan Smith in midfield. Next.

STOP IT I'll rub your nose in it.

More the latter, I reckon.

I bet your arm will heal without it. Christ.

Wazzaroon

I'm sick of his shit now too, constant stream of conspiracy theories anytime a decision doesn't go their way especially when considering how weak all 3 of their penalty shouts were and they got given a goal which could have quite easily not been given due to it being nigh on impossible to tell in real time if it was fully over the line of not. This. He's becoming a bitter blame-shifter when things are going his way. I must be getting soft because I felt happy for Torres when he scored. Watch him shift a few past us now like.

Was always going to be a tricky one considering we were pretty much safe and they're fighting to stay in the division. In terms of final position, a points not the end of the world.

Definite GOTY and we're only in April. If you ever liked Mortal Kombat back in the day, you'll love this. Anyone want to get it on PS3 so I can kick them all over with Johnny Cage?

Would just like to say I put this on Twitter a night before Stevie did before he sees this.

Tried loads of continental lagers yesterday but I'm fucked so can't remember them. I can only assume they were strong. One was Belgian and called Bacchus something or other at about 6%. Was a bit fruity like but nice.

I've got a double bed and only I use it. That's for the posh lass btw.

Absolutely fucking mental. Captain of a relegated side.

It's an odd trend on the internet that sees someone losing an argument then referring to the winner as being incredibly angry as if it gets him some points on board. I think Chez is the last person on here to get worked up over it tbh. Enrique is definitely better than Baines as well, don't be mental.

I got that text last neet btw.

oh no my sides have split from laughter

The difference he makes when he's in the team, man. To think we had Alan Smith there at the start of the season. To be fair, Tiotte would get into most teams. I know, I wasn't saying that though. I know mate, earlier in his career Smith was a pretty decent player though, he's not been the same since his injury and even in this midfield position now the premiership looks to be too fast for him. I thought Smith even looked pedestrian in The Championship. I don't know if he's just lost all motivation to play but you'd have thought he'd have been able to keep up down there. Saying that, I'd be content picking up his wage for fuck all as well.

Out working on Saturday so looks like I'm going to miss it. What a pisser.

The difference he makes when he's in the team, man. To think we had Alan Smith there at the start of the season. To be fair, Tiotte would get into most teams. I know, I wasn't saying that though.

Drove past it the other day and he's open from 10am. Who goes out looking for porn mags at 10 in the morning?

"In Birmigam! Too many snow!!!" "is shit!" jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

The difference he makes when he's in the team, man. To think we had Alan Smith there at the start of the season.

he's not done anything different to Houghton either though, and it's not like he's got a lot of changes to choose from. Selection and tactics wise we could do it with that squad, team basically picks itself with the lack of viable players. ...and even then he's made some howlers. I don't think anyone thought he would be "worse" than Houghton really though, we all thought he'd be probably around the same but no better so there was no reason to bring him in, and the main problem of him being a puppet/mouthpiece for the higher ups which he is. I think your wrong. Pardew is willing to make the changes to both personel and tactics where Hughton wouldn't have. We would not have seen Ferguson in the prem, we'd have lost last night because we would of had a defensive set-up which sets the tone. Pardew was brave and changed tactics in a match to three at the back with two wing backs flying up the pitch. CH would never of done it. So to say Pardew does exactly the same, well your wrong. Give him a proper transfer window, after he's seen good amounts of the players and let's see what happens next season. Eh? We beat Arsenal away and that wasn't a defensive performance by any stretch. Pardew's little escapades in tactical arseache were ridiculous when he had Lovenkrands out wide and 3 at the back considering it doesn't work anymore. We'd have seen Ferguson under Hughton as well considering the sheer lack of depth tbh, and remember, Pardew has still played Perch a couple of times. He's done decent enough but it's largely because of the form that Hughton has got out of Barton, Coloccini and Nolan. He has got Best looking like an actual footballer but I think Best had motivated himself and was well up for taking his chance. I think there's some serious revisionist history going around with regards to the job Hughton actually done for us.