Ayatollah Hermione

Not sure you can claim predicting a hangover when you're planning to be on the drink like

How do Man United get away with flogging what's basically the same kit every season?

He has got hair from the 20s like.

I'm not surprised, you ever tried catching the fuckers?

I'd have honestly told him to piss right off then head down the off license and get 6 cans.

Happy belated mate

I'm happy with 12th like but we need to build on it. If the league is the same next year, no reason we can't get 7/8th. A decent striker will do it.

Newly promoted Premier League team who has spent fuck all money and they're one point better. Oh dear.

People wil always mention 5-1 over this. And I know that annoys them more.

So it depends on other results going exactly our way More slim than real.

All promising words but we've heard them all before.

you can piss right off if you think im negotiating with their club presidente Lendoiro whatshisface again matey... Only owner to out cunt Ashley in transfer dealings.

She's a master in using that thesaurus to waffle on like.

Wasn't the talk that Bassong wanted to stay but they wouldn't give him extra wedge (since he must have been on fuck all given where we signed him from) since the £8 million was on the table?

Will be sad to see him go but really, Pardew should have been identifying a new LB since February since it's been nailed on for months that Jose's been leaving.

I'm not talking dodgy jokes, I'm on about people taking forever to/not even bothering reply to texts about organising things etc. OK I'll bite. People who moan like fuck because someone hasn't replied to a text they've sent them. See it happening all the time at work. Fucking hell, if you want an immediate answer out of someone, fucking ring them! If they can spend all day texting me total fucking shite, they can text back when it's important.

I'm not talking dodgy jokes, I'm on about people taking forever to/not even bothering reply to texts about organising things etc.

People not replying to texts.

That McClaren thing rings a bell. Said that he'd suit English football or it would be good for him IIRC. Along those lines anyway.

That Goodfellas one btw How fucking naff and low-rent can one t-shirt be?

Was just thinking about him. Would improve our central midfield options if he came.

I used to shag old women.

They're a better team than people have been giving them credit for tbh. There's no way we'll knock 3 past them.

LittleBigPlanet is good but everything is massively improved in the sequel. I've played everything but Ratchet and Dead Nation so I know what I'm getting.

and whats the deal with airplane peanuts?