Ayatollah Hermione

HOW? HOW when things like this happen, do people automatically go to "Barton must be greedy" and not "Mike Ashley is a tight-fisted cunt"? I hope Chez is right and this is McKay forcing their hand. I have a feeling that Ashley's hand consists of accepting a bid from someone though.

McKay is a c*nt clearly trying to get Barton as much money as possible. The fact the club haven't offered a contract confirms the demands were too high. I say sell anyone who doesn't want to be here or tries to extort the club. Aye right Joey Barton clearly doesn't want to be here like.

Tell you what, dump Smith, use the free money to pay Joey Barton, you stupid fucking cunts.

Fucking arseholes.

How Henry isn't there is beyond me. He was basically cleaning up awards and records when he was at Arsenal.

Elvis Costello, The Cars and Big Star too.

Love his lego hair.

If you don't use that, I certainly will.

Bet the reason we wouldn't pay for him in January is because they knew he was leaving on a free in the summer.

Can't see this on BBC Newcastle like.

If we're going on definition, you have to goose-step and shoot a jew to be a nazi but it doesn't stop that weird bloke down your local from scrawling swastikas into the bar.

Think they're probably better set up to do them than they were last time even without Ronaldo. Like Leazes said, Park will be invaluable in terms of pressuring and Rooney and Hernandez are in shit hot form. Can't see it being a classic though.

Got to be worth watching for the sheer surrealism of it all

Anyone going to try and watch this to see what it's like? I find it hard to believe this pack of twats are Geordies tbh. I suspect they've been created in some kind of horrible laboratory, maybe the same one where they produce Hollyoaks cast members. Anyone know one of them?

http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/...28mark-sealy%29 Thread over

Chris Moyles?! Because what I want at party is another fat twat making a cock of himself.

Out "of" space

Bid rejected according to Sky

Never change Deadman.

I waited 10 seconds for that?

Just take some of the scart plugs out the back of your telly.

Louis Theroux documentaries make my week, man. Where do they find these people?

Pretty big allegations from the Russian orphan there.

Going to get the Good Pub Guide as well.

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