Ayatollah Hermione

If he's good at running a successful business, maybe he should have been better at making a successful football club since 2007.

Deal! Looks like it's poo in a box for you, Barney.

Mystery present, final offer. It could be a signed photo of me!

Send it to me for nowt and I'll send you a mystery present in return. It could be anything. it could be the 3DS back if I think it's shit.

Did he?? I would say It's more like some of our so called superstars didn't have the bollocks for a scrap something that has now changed. I'd take this team above the one that went down with the likes of Owen, Viduka and Martins, all just after money and couldn't give a fuck about winning He's still selling our best players though, even having come back up. Cheers Aye, sacking Keegan and appointing Kinnear sent us down. The writing was on the wall from October 2009.

I honestly can't fathom people supporting Ashley. Just because we came straight back up doesn't excuse the fact he relegated us and is flogging the majority of our good players.

Ben Arfa may have been one of the most highly rated young European talents and played well at the top level before but can he cut it on a cold Wednesday night at Stoke? I don't think so, Richard.

As I say to every Sunderland fan, a point for every funky chicken dance this season.

Send her my way.

Coppinger Fuck me. My ideal signing would be a £20 million striker with the Carroll (maybe Enrique) money but there's more chance of me pumping Penelope Cruz.

We beat Aston Villa 6-0 with Alan Smith in midfield. Next.

STOP IT I'll rub your nose in it.

More the latter, I reckon.

I bet your arm will heal without it. Christ.

Wazzaroon

I'm sick of his shit now too, constant stream of conspiracy theories anytime a decision doesn't go their way especially when considering how weak all 3 of their penalty shouts were and they got given a goal which could have quite easily not been given due to it being nigh on impossible to tell in real time if it was fully over the line of not. This. He's becoming a bitter blame-shifter when things are going his way. I must be getting soft because I felt happy for Torres when he scored. Watch him shift a few past us now like.

Was always going to be a tricky one considering we were pretty much safe and they're fighting to stay in the division. In terms of final position, a points not the end of the world.

Definite GOTY and we're only in April. If you ever liked Mortal Kombat back in the day, you'll love this. Anyone want to get it on PS3 so I can kick them all over with Johnny Cage?

Would just like to say I put this on Twitter a night before Stevie did before he sees this.

Tried loads of continental lagers yesterday but I'm fucked so can't remember them. I can only assume they were strong. One was Belgian and called Bacchus something or other at about 6%. Was a bit fruity like but nice.

I've got a double bed and only I use it. That's for the posh lass btw.

Absolutely fucking mental. Captain of a relegated side.

It's an odd trend on the internet that sees someone losing an argument then referring to the winner as being incredibly angry as if it gets him some points on board. I think Chez is the last person on here to get worked up over it tbh. Enrique is definitely better than Baines as well, don't be mental.

I got that text last neet btw.

oh no my sides have split from laughter