Ayatollah Hermione

Bet the reason we wouldn't pay for him in January is because they knew he was leaving on a free in the summer.

Can't see this on BBC Newcastle like.

If we're going on definition, you have to goose-step and shoot a jew to be a nazi but it doesn't stop that weird bloke down your local from scrawling swastikas into the bar.

Think they're probably better set up to do them than they were last time even without Ronaldo. Like Leazes said, Park will be invaluable in terms of pressuring and Rooney and Hernandez are in shit hot form. Can't see it being a classic though.

Got to be worth watching for the sheer surrealism of it all

Anyone going to try and watch this to see what it's like? I find it hard to believe this pack of twats are Geordies tbh. I suspect they've been created in some kind of horrible laboratory, maybe the same one where they produce Hollyoaks cast members. Anyone know one of them?

http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/...28mark-sealy%29 Thread over

Chris Moyles?! Because what I want at party is another fat twat making a cock of himself.

Out "of" space

Bid rejected according to Sky

Never change Deadman.

I waited 10 seconds for that?

Just take some of the scart plugs out the back of your telly.

Louis Theroux documentaries make my week, man. Where do they find these people?

Pretty big allegations from the Russian orphan there.

Going to get the Good Pub Guide as well.

TickleArse Bender

Exactly. If this came out 2 weeks ago, it'd have been news for 4 days and then ultimately forgotten about. It's his own fault. Though if I could get away with it, I'd definitely plunge her.

Not real. The original Jose twitter account was a glorious one that ended far too quickly.

Someone get a close-up of the tattoo on the right. He looks like an early draft of Liam Gallagher.

Attain is too busy sitting in his room just crying to respond.

He was making noises about one more important goal and that goal was to deny most neutrals a happyish ending to the relegation battle. I'm no Blackpool fan but I'd rather they'd have stayed up than perennial shite like Wolves and Wigan. Devil's spawn IYAM.

Those Birmingham fans in fancy dress btw. I'm almost glad they went down just for that.

Not sure you can claim predicting a hangover when you're planning to be on the drink like

How do Man United get away with flogging what's basically the same kit every season?