Ayatollah Hermione

"No, Mr. Ferguson, the red telephone"

Atmospheres are usually absolutely shite.

*Puts on Black Sabbath*

I'm staying off here tonight in case the rampant negativity causes me to hang myself.

I wouldn't have a clue how they/it sounds. Better than they sing ? Edit; Father Dougal works well I was thinking that actually. "Now, Kevin, these cows are really small, those cows are very far away"

Someone get this wet blanket the fuck out of here. 3am is usually right where things start kicking off for the better.

Fuck me, Primal Scream were unbelievable.

Used to happen when we played as kids as well. One good long game could have taken all the panels off a shite one.

I'm off to see a band in an Irish pub and only last week did I realise it fell on St. Paddy's so I might knock it on the head unless they're going to play Thin Lizzy all night. I say Irish pub but that just means it flogs Guiness and has a few shamrocks up.

The Script?

Sports Direct wall calender as well

AND he wears glasses!

I'm going to celebrate it by sitting alone and eating spaghetti.

A certain not so beautiful school situated on Saltwell road Thought you looked familiar. Not in a stalkerish way, I'm just good with faces.

I looked like Peter Ramage 6 month ago and now I look like Harry Kewell. Stevie'll be doing the horoscopes in the Sun next.

Charlotte, I think you were in the year below me at school but can't be sure.

Terrible stuff about this volcano as well. They're getting dragged through the shite atm.

Do I look like a Geography teacher?

Had takeaway pizza and lager last night. I felt like Kevin Davies.

I won £71

Can I live on whatever planet you're on?

Has getting rid of Harper crossed their mind?

You like Broon Ale and you like vodka and orange? I hope you've got plenty roughage in your diet. Must be like a bunch of old shoes falling out the loft when she has a shite.

Is he the Non-Union Mexican equivalent of Jose? "Well then, Senior Spielbergo"