Ayatollah Hermione

I'd do her but I wouldn't be seen with an unimpressive hard-on in pink swimmer shorts. No wonder his son is unimpressed by his monster impression.

JOEY BARTON'S SEXY HAIRCUT NO. 1

fucking hell genius

http://twitter.com/#!/bphillipsonMP Toontastic's own MP is now on Twitter.

An acquaintance of mine is in The Sun today pictured with Natasha Giggs since he shagged her as well

Think it retailed for cheapish. Still criminally short though.

It's been dragging because people are obsessing over every little detail.

wow

Stop obsessing over the Twitter equivalents of the kids on the schoolyard who always made things up.

They could have signed 6 Tiotes.

Scott Parker?

Hangover 2. Are we supposed to be rooting for the gangsters?

She still signed it so it counts for the Toontastic Police Department.

Walter Shitty

Another rumoured NUFC target gone. Let's hope he doesn't adjust.

Anywhere in the toon sell Keo?

We're not very loud so it should be alright Guitarist is using a Tele through his Marshall (no idea of wattage) but he's got a decent grasp of when to go loud and when to take a step back.

How up to date are the tags in the OP? I fancy adding a few of you.

Can't wait for this. Properly shite player and I'm sure Gosling is better than him at this point.

What are you trying to say, Nick?

As was mine dear boy, as was mine. (Not that many new readers will ever dip their toes in the posting waters of this board for fear of Team Nasty). Yeah, I'm sure people are getting turned away by some rational thinking and not the ramblings of a bored, undersexed house husband.

Played by Paul Wyn in the stage version, I believe. X-Men First Class is mint. January Jones spends most of it with her baps on show and Magneto crushes someone with the side of a submarine. Two things that make it an easy recommendation.

Shame he seems to know fuck all... It won't be forgotten because nobody can fucking remember it in the first place.

If he carries on like this, it'll be in 2014.