Ayatollah Hermione

Wonder if he had a beer after it.

what a fucking cunt, isnt he asm? what a total bastardy arsehole cunting big ballsack? fuck shitty bum cunt cock jockey shit whistle.

I agree that Billy Ocean's plaintive rallying cry against uncommited individuals is infinitely more tuneful and lyrically stronger than anything Smokey Robinson done.

Tell you what, this is definitely the shittest strikeforce in the league and the worst I can remember NUFC having for a long time.

How shit are our strikers, man? Midfield's not doing too bad but looking for decent runs and movement from Shola and Lovenkrands is like finding rocking horse shit.

I think the intonation is that Holden is a dirty student.

Wrong, so wrong. 79

Nice one. The hip-hop in the late 80s was the best part of the decade.

No they won't, you big titend.

The 80s. Fucking hell, man.

You disagree so my wildly inaccurate overreaction must be your point of view.

I'll definitely have a wank over the princess now.

The best return I could ask for is our sweet princess coming round to give me a wank with her mouth in thanks.

Seen her nips through that dress then knocked it off.

Lots of people lying in bed on their day off more like.

I'm going to find the nearest street party and shit in the BBQ

First of all, IMO "Kid Friendly" is a state of mind. If your paying good money then the staff need to suck it up and get on with it. Regarding the AA, lots of high chairs available and a big fuss made of our kids. Kids beer garden / activity centre out the back and over the bridge, a public footpath along the riverbank. Also only five mile outside of Rothbury, the Raul Moat tour and the river which is walkable across. I would go for it. Code for "My kid wouldn't stop running around pretending he was a Power Ranger and annoyed everyone"?

My experience tells me that when you buy a wow-signing, it doesn't improve the team at all, but turnst the club into a vehicle for the signing, rather than a club in its own right. There are exceptions, but I think what I say is the rule rather than the exception. And when we bought Keegan as a player. it took two years before we were promoted, and it was every bit as much thanks to Beardsley and Waddle, as it was to Keegan. Are you honestly for real?

Another shrewd NUFC transfer.

Or at least sitting next to each other in bottom set ICT.

I'd have Seb Larsson for nowt like on a free. I think he's probably a better PL player than Routledge.

Milan have just signed Taiwo so Liverpool could be on the cards...