Ayatollah Hermione

Kevin's Twitter picture resurfaces.

Remember Sibierski's form in Europe? Used to take teams to bits, the baldy legend.

Sexy bastard.

Foot long subway club and a shower usually does me. If it's the really bad ones, I just stay in bed all day.

Went to school with him so hope this is all sorted sharpish.

Aye, the endings are right bastards like. Fantastic game though IMO is the third one. Absolutely massive and keeps building on what went before. It's a shame the first one wasn't any good or else it could have been a fantastic franchise.

It's a shame the rest of the time we've been shit.

If we spend over £10 million on anyone, I'll honestly be shocked. Ashley's only done it once and that was before he was wringing us out.

Just had a portion of jockeys whips there. Diet is going off the rails

Mental scenes at WHL. Been a canny game.

Thought Ben Foster was class for them today, made some.mint saves.

Its a bit of a walk from Central Station down to where the bands are but it shouldn't take more than 10/15 minutes.

Can see us pulling a result from this somewhere actually. Thank fuck Martins isn't playing because you know he would have scored.

I'm not surprised the new Boro kit is being advertised by a bunch of kids with "ram" in the middle of it.

My mate is 21 and has been with his lass for years and she's been making not so subtle noises about bairns and moving in and marriage. The look on the poor bastard's face. With all that said, good luck Tooner and Ewerk.

Don't think age plays a part with this lot, no matter what the say. They'll try everything they can to get him for as cheap as possible, if not, they'll move on to someone equally shit. Probably Bothroyd.

Every new poster should be put through the wringer then Stevie can use that image to decide their fate. If he unleashes it, they're banned.

Think Dunne is definitely better than what we have bar Coloccini. I'd have him and Warnock from Villa.

Kuqi's on his way out. Carlton Cole is surely on his way in. Can't wait...

Plus he was a free transfer when we were down in The Championship. Scored that one and set up a couple of Ryan Taylor goals too so I can't say it was too bad. The only mystifying thing was why he was signed in the first place when there was the likes of Lua Lua who could have probably done the same job.

I think Carlton Cole is probably nailed on to come here so...

Every so often for me the odd page takes ages to load but usually it's fine.

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