Ayatollah Hermione

Difference between wishing him well and saying he'll do well is what CT cant grasp

Want to try a.kuqi cookie? But dont belly flop after, youll burst! (because of the cookies)

Keep them coming, eventually you'll strike gold like this cracker...... If i wanted to strike gold, I'd stay far away from your post history

The only watch and waiting CT is up to is looking at the oven while his pizza cooks.

CT will never give up on anything; NUFC, weight watche- oh wait

Maybe shearer didnt like his herby dumplings.

Alan shearer would rise above criticism like this. Speaking of which, my shearer scones could be volleying to your kitchen, ct. tia

Yes, its about me attempting to venture into wor lasses back passage. Rated 79% fresh on rotten tomatoes

ct can you make some ginger snaps with shane fergusons face on? willing to trade for my Shearer Scones. please reply

what if shearer signs shane ferguson. What then

He's seen about as much of Shearer as he has Lua Lua.

It's basically what Best will get with the same amount of games.

8 goals in 28 starts is shite.

what the shit

An excellent source, she was the one who broke the Pardew story back in october. Don't let Stevie see this.

They're all talking shite, man.

Woke up in a student hole next to a black lass with a kid who looked like Prince on the floor. Bottle of cheap whiskey by my head. I think I woke up at 5pm

The Swiss look like a canny team, that Shaquiri is a ball greedy little twat but a good player. The Belarus/Iceland game was shit but Belarus' Number 2 looked tricky. Spain/England today should be a canny one.

I think he's better than Smith and Guthrie. As long as we're not dropping Tiote, Cabaye or Nolan for him.

Would be a canny signing.

What are you doing with your life, man?

A damn fine offer.....but do you want to be seen as a selling forum selling off your best posters!!!!!! money talks Bullshit walks.

Class.

Better song

Ship him off to fight the terrorists.