Ayatollah Hermione

If this site is hosting that picture of Besty, getting rid of his lugs alone should free up a few GB.

Stankovic was definitely screaming "SHEARER!" as he hit that ball like.

Aye, he's got the goals when we've needed him to and seems to work his bollocks off but he's an obviously flawed player but him on the fringes of the side next season wouldn't be the end of the world if we got some better strikers in. Put the ball in the net twice against Arsenal too.

Pearl Vx22 Fusion kit. Bass has got an immense sound to it so can't wait to mic it up and hear how it does. Unsure on the floor tom but mic'd up, it should get a better sound to it. The hardware looks like it could be thrown about the room with no damage too.

Damn you, drum centre!

Got my drumkit delivered today with no cymbals. Bought from the fucking drum centre, I might add. Useless cunts.

I bet he plays before Stephen Ireland does.

What I'd do for a takeaway with wraps and the like. A mini Chiquitos would do me to the ground, their Santa Fe wraps are lush.

Didn't notice that Just saw the deal on Twitter and put it up.

http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/aston-vill...gn=Hourly%2BHot Get them while they're hot.

A lot of them are bouncers in the toon, aren't they? That was the crack a couple of seasons ago, I remember.

We'll see how much the team is poorer without Nolan next week. When he was out at the start of this season, we looked lost.

I imagine they should get some run-outs toward the end of the season. They see more of him than us so there's every chance he's not progressing how we'd like.

Ranger needs to be down the Championship for a season as well IMO.

The power of positive thought didn't work for Uri Geller in Euro 96 and it won't work for us.

Isn't there another member called James Westfall as well? Happy belated.

Aye, that was class. I thought Shola demonstrated why he's an average PL striker and Leon Best isn't today. Held things up better, good assist for Nolan's goal, canny workrate (which is not something I always say about Shola), I thought he was good.

"Weak Barca side" = front 3 of Afellay, Villa and Iniesta

Debatable, we've dropped far too many points at home this season to inferior teams, t'was good to see a bit of clinical finishing for once. I think it was a sideways dig at what i said tbh. My point was in the MUST win games we have done well. Was more of a gentle pisstake tbh. Fair play on you predicting we'd do well, still think we could do with another win, especially with the games we have.

Funny that we always come good in the games against teams worse than us

Someone pissed themselves on the school photo. Aged 16. I'll have a proper think in a bit.

The thing with burning the Qur'an is that it's quite inflammatory.

Can we reflect on CT's best bits? My personal highlight was when he was so bowled over by Alex's pasta sauce, he printed it off and gave it to all his friends in the pub.

Aye took a nasty old turn this place of late. Snides and back stabbers all over the place. Toonraider summed it up well this afternoon when she said she couldnt imagine her husband or son getting dragged into this sort of thing. Shes right and to be honest its not for me either. A bit of banter over the toon or politics is fine, but all this secret forums where a clique can slag off other members without them knowing, really oversteps the line for me and drags this place into the gutter. While I always find a good old flounce amusing, I think I find myself having to follow the recent trend and returning to being an occasional lurker for the time being. And with that, he saddled up and rode gracefully into the sunset. I only discovered this place by accident around December and was drawn by fun of Stokoeshop so who the fuck am I to comment to be honest but reading all this its freaked me out a bit like. Proper mudslinging, some folk walking, Wogans wand etc. !?! Bit bonkers really What we need is someone to find a note in a paper offering sex. Then we're laughing again.

I wonder where U V thinks the money could come from, maybe he'll answer the question. I'm too busy with the conundrum of where the money we used to generate with a terrible chairman has gone such that now we're run by such a great businessman we managed to double the club debt in 3 years even though TV revenues shot up when he bought the club and we've made £50m+ profit on selling players. It's completely bizarre and unexplainable how revenues have dropped when everyone can see how well Mike is doing by putting the best possible people in charge, selling players and cutting costs. I wonder if Toonpack, or his chums on skunkers, can shed any light on this mystery ? What's the point when as soon as someone with half a brain actual produces an analysis of the figures they are dismissed with insults and any half-baked opinions like this with no back up are quoted by you here and on Skunkers. Doesn't matter what the subject, actual facts are ridiculed under the guise of "but we were in Europe" as if that's some kind of ultimate joker which trumps anything. For starters this lad can either break down his "50m profit" (which I guess includes Carroll which has no bearing on current financial figures) or we could try some actual facts or questions you can't answer like how would Shepherd have refinanced loans since the credit crunch. He'd have backed his manager like all good chairmen do. I know it's hard for you and your lefty do-gooder liberal chums to understand but if you're happy to be outbid by the Stokes and Wigans of this world, be my guest