Ayatollah Hermione

Or can't be arsed.

Your posts are starting to sound like letters to TV magazines more and more every day.

Alex, do CT a pasta sauce to REALLY make his royal wedding party complete.

Yes but don't call me surly.

Attain "Only 38 people signed? Ha!" "ACTUALLY, it's 34. Good reading skills, dickhead "

He's been nailed on to leave since his good form started. No decent player is going to stay here long.

Begins and ends with Perch this like. Hughton's worst moment. By all accounts, he's well liked but you can see that those early string of performances, coupled with the fact he's shite, has knacked him to the point where you couldn't get a decent run of games out of him if you tried. I think he'll be gone back down to The Championship in the summer. Not his fault that the toon went in for him, I'd have signed as well but he's well out of his depth. Sol Campbell came with a canny string of games at Arsenal last season with him but he's looked finished as well, a few good tackles aside. His back got an assist for Man City though.

Put 2 quid on Ballabriggs. Do I get the psychic title off Stevie?

Earthquakes are filthy capitalist dogs.

Wolves well on the ropes against Everton. Neville just scored a canny goal.

Tiote has a tattoo of himself volleying the Arsenal equaliser in.

Aal the frigging same etc.

Have none of you seen Space Jam like?

Made of Stone is the best song off the debut.

Was mint when he took the piss out of the ESPN reporter after Liverpool as well.

Papa "Oh papa, can you please knock Alison Moyet off, I don't like it when you cry, papa"

Imagine the scouting meeting. "Right, Graham, you head off around Europe and, you're new, aren't you? Reet, get doon Walker Central and pick me up a steak bake when you're there"

Put a hat on him.

Sounds like a tour and some festivals. Anyone excited?

Looks like he wanks to Japanese cartoons.

Without going all LM on this subject, if I was joining a new club, I would passionately embrace them. If I signed for Birmingham City, I wouldn't go on twitter and say "fuck me he might be an ugly cunt but what a goal Tevez has just scored for City", and this is even more clear cut than that. It's common sense. Something Rossi said on twitter a while ago, he asked Simpson who the toon were. The cunt was here 5 month. These players come in a lot of them, and they're either not bothered about the history, don't get told anything or just don't give a fuck. Either way it pisses me off. See 20 years ago, there's nothing you could tell Mick Quinn about the toon, same as the majority of them, it was more than money, and they were on a fraction of what they get now. I agree. If I was the manager, I'd sit any new signing down and drum the importance of playing for the shirt into them and the history and importance of the club to the city and the fans.

Barcelona giving themselves a holiday in Russia in a couple of weeks.

Agree with you, Stevie but you could have been a bit more diplomatic like He's said often that he supports Man U but he's also said that he loves playing for the Toon and living in the area. An explanation without the expletives might have done.

He also told them to go to Hell. What a knob. It must be pretty embarrassing to be a Fulham fan walking past that statue, like. I'm just waiting for Dekka 'Smithers' Llambias to suggest commissioning a statue of Mike for single handedly keeping Newcastle United in existence and for the statue to be a focal point for grateful fans to show their respect and love. Don't even joke. If it makes Fulham money...

Howay then.