Ayatollah Hermione

Fuck me, what a mint thread this is, lads.

Looking at the picture of Paul Wyn's bedroom again? Some great patterns on his wallpaper.

never got on with the pickled onion mm like. just harshly acidic crunchy foam. y wanna try own brand soups man - much better. morrisons lentil n bacon's top'o'the pops . Yeah those pickled onion ones were are really acidic. I know what you mean though Stevie, they've made McVities Digestive lower fat but the only problem is now they are so soft crumbly that you can't dunk them In fact they're normally in bits in the packet, shame as they were my favourite biccies but I don't buy them now. Chocolate bars seem tiny nowadays, like Double Deckers and Twix's and all that, they all seem snack size when they're on the shelves nowadays We've just got bigger hands now.

You believe him like?

Nice.

Tiote's is the far away victor like. Scored some rakers this season though, the toon. Special mention to Shola's dropkick against the Mackems.

I honestly get a little bit excited when this thread's bumped.

... or we're not willing to pay as much for foreign players (as it represents a bigger risk obviously) as we are for Englishmen. Just hoping though, not based on any evidence..... I just think we're not willing to pay a lot full stop.

Mark Douglas was talking on Twitter last night about how we're very keen on Matuidi but not going to stump up the cash. If that's the case, will be hard to believe we'll pay for Sturridge.

Cant say it's ruffling my feathers.

You can't even attempt when you've been on the drink the night before, I can never fart with confidence at such times. Was on the drink last neet and I had a McDonalds this morning and whenever I've farted today, I've had to cordon the blast radius off from everyone else.

Roasted In Porsche ?

My party piece is deeing Baker Street to the record.

Just gan to Baps and get a fuck off sarnie. If your date/business associate isn't satisfied, bollocks to them. But aye, echoing Monkey's suggestion of the Black Door. Lush.

Best way to be. When you stop laughing at people tripping up in the street, and stories about people falling through, there's nee turning back from being a miserable cunt. I still strike a ninja pose to fart , which my Mrs. & daughter find childish and hilarious respectively. I always laugh whenever I let off a good fart like. Even better if you time it to music.

As long as he keeps the suit, he'll be fine.

Good luck to him, except when they play us.

We need to put a ban on talk of spending and wages. its a football club, not Homes Under the Hammer

Joey Barton as a squad player ffs. Give your heads a shake. Guti, Coloccini and Barton are 3 good footballers so of course they should be.sold.

Here we see the crippling effects of Um Bongo on your health.

From reading various things on the net and what people have seen him play reckon he's pretty decent Best way of evaluating a player tbh No its not but its all we've got for now, I'd never heard of Tiote before we got him either great idea. Why not presume every African player we see kicking a ball around is the new Tiote ? Can't go wrong, fuck me, why didn't Alex Ferguson [or me] think of that ?

Love whenever this thread is updated. What happened to Mac-Toon anyway? Why did he stop posting, he was good crack.

Should revive some of those thread ideas to liven this place up. Starting with "Would you pay for sex?"

They knew nowt anyway.