Ayatollah Hermione

On that note, Chronicle is saying we're not in for Sturridge despite Villas-Boas claiming he's available from £6 million. Can't believe we won't try.

Really, I only believe NUFC stuff if it comes from Stevie

One step toward the world of Mad Max.

tbf i thought you were one before this like Fair point.

I realise I've basically come off like a cunt in this but it doesn't matter what happens, tomorrow night he's going to be posting "Erdinc deal fell through" credited to some Twitter knacker anyway because he knows it's going to get a bite of cunts like me.

Maybe if you weren't such an obnoxious prick, we wouldn't be discussing it.

A kid I went to school with won 250k on a scratchcard and the first thing he bought was a moped.

Pallion The only place with a pizza shop opposite a brothel.

The SPL is fucking shit like. I'm sure that third Kilmarnock/Dundee clash of the season is a heartstopper.

"Cunt" is just what Scottish people say when they can't think of another word and need to keep their sentence going. "Aye, we're going down the, erm...cunting paper shop"

A scratchcard

I literally think people have got to be banned from posting stuff from Twitter. Its baseless shite that's ruining the board. It's.not exciting, it's tedious and when you've got people like Craig who know their football more than most, thinking about leaving because people are posting fantasy football ramblings and acting like excited 14 year olds, it's time to change something.

Added Ant and Trophyshy on 360. I'm Flirty Bertie. Top tag.

Got all them on Oblivion and Assassin's Creed 2 on the 360. Oblivion when I was ill and had fuck all to do and AC2 when my net went down and the only page I had open was a map for all the feathers. Well on my way to Platting Pacman DX though. It's fucking mint.

Are you friends with Deadman and his Official FIFA Player Barometer?

Born to lol? You certainly post like it. POSTERS LIKE US, BABY WE WERE BORN TO LOL

Nobody must know I dropped them in the toilet.

These shitty looking things. Terrible ankle support.

Bellamy/Carroll would have been tasty like.

Aye, well, it just makes you look stupid. There's nothing fun about random made up transfer rumours, man. Surely you've grown out of getting excited about being linked with whoever the papers/twitter bullshitters can pluck out of thin air by now?

Mint summer album.

The Scheme's first episode is fucking hilarious. "They said he called him a Bin Laden bastard and aw that" fucking creased. Later, it's a bit rough like.

Was in the Metro Centre for about 10 minutes the other day and it was flooded with them. Can't wait for it to properly kick off.

I love the way you stick that in as though it makes all the difference. Who on twitter? If it's that doilum cwarr07 then it's likely bollocks. If it's Caulkin, Simon Bird or Henry Winter then it may have some credibility. Toontastic 1892 who I consider not very if at all ITK however its worth recording. If it was by Caulkin etc there would be fanfares, smileys and team positive would go into overdrive, just so you know. Why? It isn't. Please stop.

Shola. New Number 9, new captain. Premier League top scorer.