Ayatollah Hermione

Its a bit of a walk from Central Station down to where the bands are but it shouldn't take more than 10/15 minutes.

Can see us pulling a result from this somewhere actually. Thank fuck Martins isn't playing because you know he would have scored.

I'm not surprised the new Boro kit is being advertised by a bunch of kids with "ram" in the middle of it.

My mate is 21 and has been with his lass for years and she's been making not so subtle noises about bairns and moving in and marriage. The look on the poor bastard's face. With all that said, good luck Tooner and Ewerk.

Don't think age plays a part with this lot, no matter what the say. They'll try everything they can to get him for as cheap as possible, if not, they'll move on to someone equally shit. Probably Bothroyd.

Every new poster should be put through the wringer then Stevie can use that image to decide their fate. If he unleashes it, they're banned.

Think Dunne is definitely better than what we have bar Coloccini. I'd have him and Warnock from Villa.

Kuqi's on his way out. Carlton Cole is surely on his way in. Can't wait...

Plus he was a free transfer when we were down in The Championship. Scored that one and set up a couple of Ryan Taylor goals too so I can't say it was too bad. The only mystifying thing was why he was signed in the first place when there was the likes of Lua Lua who could have probably done the same job.

I think Carlton Cole is probably nailed on to come here so...

Every so often for me the odd page takes ages to load but usually it's fine.

Desolation Row - Dylan This House is not a Motel - Love

Matador - Arctic Monkeys

Moonage Daydream - Bowie Young Americans - Bowie I like Bowie

Can't say I rate Reo-Coker like but I think he'd be a better option than Smith.

A few month ago I'd have given Williamson the nod over Taylor but recently he's been error-prone and rash. He used to be fairly composed, even at the start of the season not just in the Championship.

Kettle chips.

Pete Burns?

Casting yasel a bit old as Columbo aren't you, Stevie?

Here, man, Stevie, it's never going to get interesting if you keep complaining about us not being interested. I am and thats what matters. Spread the love.

Nar but people are only taking the piss, man.

I want to kna. I'll keep the #paulwynwrongun campaign going until he finally replies.

Away kit orange and third kit black according to .COM. Didn't see that before. Orange ffs. Looking like Blackpool is what I want out of my team.

Any word on what the away kit will be? I'm going to say it'll be red.