Ayatollah Hermione

My mate once dragged us to one in Prague and it was one of the darkest moments of my life. He was absolutely insistent we go and took the three of us out of the many brilliant little side street bars to sit in a plastic shithole where these poor women were parading around, completely hating every second of it. He loved it

@Monkeys Fist The new Rose City Band album is out and it’s much the same tbh. Very well done though.

Must say, I’m going tomorrow and haven’t seen us lose yet this year. Brentford and Chelsea in the cup and Villa in the league. Relax, friends

You could kick any of those 244,000 people off the edge of a cliff to their demise and nobody would be any worse off

Mitchell has to come out and explain why he’s been sold tbh

I’m not having fear for Arsenal btw. I’m pretty confident that we’ll score and that needs them to score 4

He’s shite, I’m afraid. We’re going to be sitting here in 2 seasons, having the same conversations we do now with the likes of Targett, desperate for someone to take him off our hands

Most nailed on draw in the history of football until the ref decided he couldn’t stay consistent within a minute

Stitched well and truly up by the ref here

Refereeing has been dogshit today. Seems like he’s allocated 15 minute, alternating chunks where he’s only going to give decisions one way

Been coming that. Haven’t come out second half

Also, you can add that Tonali strike to Nobby at the San Siro, Vuckic at home to West Brom and Tiote against Man City to the best NUFC goals that never were. What a fucking strike. The fact he’ll even attempt that means he does it in training and he WILL pull it off eventually

I’d say we’ve been the better side, no saves for Dubs as far as I can remember. Would be nice to get a second and grab control to make the subs with Wednesday in mind

Bit of a cagey one from both teams up to now. Think both are a bit fearful of the other. Burn is having a lot of joy with the long balls so we need to force them into that more

These are the type of teams we tend to struggle against so fingers crossed for a comfortable afternoon. And let’s hope Burn isn’t caught in a foot race with Traore

Overwhelmed with joy to see trendy Brighton with their FM regen players get tonked. They pull this shit every year. Good start and then total relegation form after Christmas

Good luck to Miggy. Some of the stick he’s been getting in the past year or so is absolutely embarrassing for someone who has been a pretty key part of the recent good times. Anyone who works as hard as he did for the team should be thought of fondly, no matter how frustrating he could be in the moment. He even went along with playing as a central midfielder under Bruce and was still sort of smiling. Can’t knock that level of commitment to the cause

Aye, there’s also a couple of desirable free transfers floating about and I presume the desperation in clearing the deadwood and squad fillers is with an eye on freeing wages up for a potential move for Johnathan David or similar. It’s a calculated risk to sell and not replace this month but there’s only about 15 league games left, at most 2 LC games (touch wood) and a maximum of 5 FA Cup games, 3 of which are on designated weekends IIRC. And we’ll probably not go all the way so let’s say 2/3 more at most (though Birmingham away could easily dump us). We can get through that with a relatively small squad by managing fitness. Barnes isn’t a long term absentee and you’d love to think Wilson can hold up until May. Botman and Krafth are now back in the backline and you have Miley, Longstaff and Willock who can step into the middle when needed. I can see why Howe and Mitchell are choosing to wait. An injury to Isak or Tonali probably torpedoes everything but it will anyway, regardless of if we sign anybody this month

I’m trying to play along with it and stay in the dark with the scores. Fuck me, are you auditioning to be on it? You’re about as hard work

McCoist at it now. Give me strength. At least Merson is such a dimwit that he can only make vague grunts and shouts

The whole point of the thing is that they build some drama and intrigue before showing you what happens. Might have helped to sit that knacker down and explain it

She’s fucking done it again! Cut her mic, man

This TNT goal rush is good watching but Karen Carney cannot help ruining the goal that’s coming next She’s such a fucking idiot

From the sound of it, I want to work at the Ministry

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