Ayatollah Hermione

I’m a simple man and will therefore accept Salah getting injured. Doesn’t have to be a bad one, just a broken bone or something that will take around 6 weeks to heal

The best Blur album was the latest one. It’s the only one I’ve ever actually listened to front to back and thought was actually accomplished

What can I say? I’m a man of refined taste

I think I’ve got a table booked upstairs in the Strawberry for the final so I’m afraid any Saturday will be spent desperately trying to think of anything else. If anyone wants any furniture knocking up, send it my way. I’ll need the distraction

Dakwala is supposed to be excellent. Butakun is a ramen/Japanese gaff that I can recommend highly. We went to Hula, just next to Empress last week and we both really enjoyed it too. From the same people who have Twenty Twenty Pizza.

Their EPs with Leon Bridges are good too. Texas Sun and Texas Moon. And then you should get into Leon Bridges too, so to speak. He’s a fantastic vocalist and his albums are all strong soul albums, all with a different era of focus. 1st album sounds like late 60s, in the groove soul/RnB and he gets progressively more and more 70s as they go

Was Tindall this much of a wind-up at Bournemouth? You’d presume so but funny how it’s only been brought to light now he’s here

It tears me up inside but Gemmill is right, here. Running Fox is top tier

Aye, I’d agree with you on the faster ones being a step down. They should stick to creating an atmosphere as they do on the slower ones more often

I know, just being a knacker. I get the sense he hates us just as much as the mackems as well tbh

Someone like Cardiff or Preston at home please. Let Man City, Bournemouth, Villa and Fulham all play each other if possible

Class from Plymouth, despite the refs best intentions of getting Liverpool another half an hour. Big hitters going out this weekend

Thank fuck for that. Unreadable bollocks that actively made me read this place less

Rules are rules

Leyton Orient doing the business against a second-rate Man City team here. Outworking them and ahead through a moment of better quality

Probably not, he’s shite

VAR has its own massive issues but if we don’t have it, the likes of Man Utd, Liverpool etc get those offsides go their way all the time IMO. They still get the benefit with the tight ones but that was criminal last night.

My mate once dragged us to one in Prague and it was one of the darkest moments of my life. He was absolutely insistent we go and took the three of us out of the many brilliant little side street bars to sit in a plastic shithole where these poor women were parading around, completely hating every second of it. He loved it

@Monkeys Fist The new Rose City Band album is out and it’s much the same tbh. Very well done though.

Must say, I’m going tomorrow and haven’t seen us lose yet this year. Brentford and Chelsea in the cup and Villa in the league. Relax, friends

You could kick any of those 244,000 people off the edge of a cliff to their demise and nobody would be any worse off

Mitchell has to come out and explain why he’s been sold tbh

I’m not having fear for Arsenal btw. I’m pretty confident that we’ll score and that needs them to score 4

He’s shite, I’m afraid. We’re going to be sitting here in 2 seasons, having the same conversations we do now with the likes of Targett, desperate for someone to take him off our hands

Most nailed on draw in the history of football until the ref decided he couldn’t stay consistent within a minute