Ayatollah Hermione

The other day I suddenly remembered that Henrik Larsson played for Man United for a brief time and for some reason it totally slipped my memory. Then I remembered Ronny Johnson's brief stint as a Toon player. So, who can you remember signing for clubs for very brief times, that in retrospect, seem weird and out of place?

That doesn't mean it's not happening I think if the lower classes were being "savaged" I might have come across a bit of it. Maybe if you spent more time working and less time sitting on your patio, you'd come across it. To take a totally ignorant stance to people losing their jobs and important services in the North East being cut is mental. If they take Weight Watchers off the NHS, how would you respond?

Woodgate's finished now, I reckon. Which is a shame because if he didnt have so many injury problems, I'd have him back in a second. So much wasted talent.

That doesn't mean it's not happening

Caulkin's about the best of the NE journalists IMO.

I'd have Demba Ba in a second like. Would improve our striking options to no end. Samba will go to a better side than us since he's really been at Blackburn for far too long and is an absolute rock at the back. Actually, him up front would improve our striking options to no end.

She's been found, aye. Thankfully.

He's certainly got the contacts though if you see his podcasts. I couldn't just ring up Giuseppe Rossi, and go "areet Pepe, Stevie - Toontastic here, ye got 10 minutes". Could just be looking for a fight. Is it a lass?

Probably looking for podcast hits.

What's the crack with this SuperInjunction one? The tweet about David Schneider is a bit odd.

Hacker's Union. No shinpads, no mercy.

I'd have Krancjar like since he's bound to be away.

Kevin's Twitter picture resurfaces.

Remember Sibierski's form in Europe? Used to take teams to bits, the baldy legend.

Sexy bastard.

Foot long subway club and a shower usually does me. If it's the really bad ones, I just stay in bed all day.

Went to school with him so hope this is all sorted sharpish.

Aye, the endings are right bastards like. Fantastic game though IMO is the third one. Absolutely massive and keeps building on what went before. It's a shame the first one wasn't any good or else it could have been a fantastic franchise.

It's a shame the rest of the time we've been shit.

If we spend over £10 million on anyone, I'll honestly be shocked. Ashley's only done it once and that was before he was wringing us out.

Just had a portion of jockeys whips there. Diet is going off the rails

Mental scenes at WHL. Been a canny game.

Thought Ben Foster was class for them today, made some.mint saves.