Ayatollah Hermione

This lot are the shittest fucking strippers I've ever seen.

Since I'm unable to commentate, I'll give you some post match analysis when it's done.

Despite the jokes, I really like Back to Black as an album despite it wearing its Motown influence very proudly. Tears Dry on Their Own is a quality track as is You Know I'm No Good.

Amy Winehouse Dead in Her Simsville Home today. Found drenched in piss and surrounded by corral of furniture she could not escape from.

"Autopsy report on body of Amy Winehouse reveals the singer had been dead for Over 30 Years. "They moved her around on stage using wires""

"Skeletal Frame of Performer/Ghoul Amy Winehouse to be Stuffed Back Into Box Until Next Halloween"

If Will's mother got a hold of you, it'd be the best thirty seconds of your life. She'd rip it off, the filthy bitch.

"Amy Winehouse, found dead aged 106"

Nee age like.

Gladly subscribe €3 a month to make that happen. Paypal? Not sure if this is because you want to see a car wreck or because you reckon I've got a great raconteur streak in me. Remember, you'll have to pay for Tom as well.

Aye, I'm not even going to bite to this patter.

Wrong thread?

I'm casually racist which is always handy for punditry.

As for placement, I think top of the bottom half is likely again. We still have issues with squad depth and losing Tiote for an extended time will put us in the shit unless we get a similar player as cover.

I'm going to rig up a system where I commentate for the benefit of you all.

His best tweet was when he said the women couldn't take penalties. Some wife said "Those women would run rings around your pathetic arse, moron" and he came back "no they couldn't. Don't tell bare faced lies, you idiot"

San Andreas with the volume turned up. Get Saint's Row 2 for cheap.

Maybe the best song of 2011 that nobody has heard unless they've played Portal 2. The National are much more appealing to me sounding like this.

KeithJ looking likely to be in the lead here.

Ive stopped serial killing because I bought Manhunt.

I don't got to the cinema anymore because my mate farted loudly at the end of Spiderman 3 when James Franco was on his deathbed and no experience will ever top it.

I'm glad Fop stopped posting already.

what about if water boarding was called water birding and you got to play with loads of ducks

Can everyone promise not to sing any of these songs? Except Tom's

Sorry, didn't see this. Like owt that's light sci-fi, some comedy stuff if it's done more as satire or anything more character based really. Not too much a fan of crime or mystery etc but if there's a good one I really must read, I'll give it a go. Have you read Douglas Adams? Probably have like but he ticks the first two boxes. Aye, got through all the Hitchhiker books but have read nowt else by him though. Kurt Vonnegut? He's fucking class. I've read Slaughterhouse Five but that's it. Where's good to start? Thought you might have as it's a starting point for many. It's almost a conventional novel though (especially by his standards). You can't really go wrong with him but I'd probably recommend giving Cat's Cradle or The Sirens of Titan a go first off. Will do, ta.