Ayatollah Hermione

Alan Johnson in the bottom right there.

Class. Would be mint if my avatar was a highly intricate joke.

That bloke won't be laughing when he realises he forgot to steal some curry sauce and chicken.

Can't say I rate him too highly like but Johnny made a good point about the side looking a pacier prospect with the like of him signing. No good getting on his back from the get-go, give him 6 month and then we'll do it

Dirty Dancing 2: Dance Dirtier.

Nee good just putting your hood up either. Looting effectively means dressing up like the Phonejacker or The Invisible Man.

I love the look on her face. I think she'll sound more like a 'big Mamma' type, "Outta my way, sister, Aint no Mo'fucka getting my Nik Naks, you bet your sweet ass they aint, mm hmmm!" Like to imagine her sounding like Snoop off The Wire meself.

Just a fuel stop halfway to KFC. Hitler been mentioned in this thread yet? If I were to loot, I'd loot in style.

What a waste of looting doing it in Poundland Must have had her eyes on those multi-bags of Nik Naks for a while now.

This kid has Pie in his name so there's little confusion as to why Ashley wants him brought in.

Why don't you write a team down (with subs) and then guess?

Supposed to be in Camden this weekend as well. Looks like it'll still be raging on. Some horrible scenes going on; my mate's got family down there and thankfully, they're alright.

but what does billy bragg have to say

"Inspired by Video Game" What a boatload of fucking shite.

People forget they knocked about 8 goals past us last season.

Agreed with the two of you. Really good first hour and 15 minutes though.

the Arsenal model does not, and never will, apply to NUFC

Team Nasty.

£5.5 millio for Enrique ffs. They'll take any offer straight up.

This. He couldn't give a solitary shit and is just killing time until next summer.

Pretty sure someone on Twitter said this for a laugh and it's been picked up.

Worth pointing out to CT that his one major piece of attacking play came in the draw against Arsenal which was later in the season rather than early. His role as holding midfielder was largely consistent throughout as well.

put the kronenburg down.