Ayatollah Hermione

Guthrie's knackered too. Isn't Smith out for the season as well?????? Thought he was going to make the last two games? From http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_pre...e9c0aae120c2c53 Newcastle United M Williamson Broken Arm Aug 11 T Kadar Hamstring Injury no return date K Lua Lua Broken Leg 30th Jun 11 L Best Ankle/Foot Injury 30th Jun 11 D Gosling Knee Injury 22nd May 11 A Smith Ankle/Foot Injury Aug 11 H Ben Arfa Broken Leg 5th Jul 11 Joy. No choice but to play Tiote then.

Guthrie's knackered too. Isn't Smith out for the season as well?????? Thought he was going to make the last two games?

Guthrie's knackered too. Fuck me. Smith and...

We should just play 4-5-1 and hope for the best. Without Nolan and Tiote, it'll be down to Guthrie and Smith to track the likes of Lampard, Essien and Ramires about the middle. Bash Taylor on right wing, Barton into the middle with the aforementioned Chuckle Brothers with Shola up top and just try and get something.

Lua Lua wasn't even fit to be named for the squad in the reserves midweek so he won't be playing. We'll be beat but it's a nothing game really.

Creed There's some quality in there and I know we all like a bit of shite but howay, man.

Personally, I think he's absolutely fucking shite.

£51 is the cheapest ticket for George Michael btw JFWTBH!

Kuqi has a strong physical presence in the same way putting a skip up front would have a strong physical presence.

Brian Wilson is also on Jools Holland this coming Friday. I'd go and see him but it's always a crap shoot with shows like that.

All I could think of was The Prisoner.

Only band to match The Beatles in trying different styles and making them work but they just weren't as good IMO. Class all the same like.

If there was any way for it to end with neither winning, it'd be nice.

So, in one thread, we've seen someone say Nickelback are better than The Smiths with very little disagreement? I don't even like The Smiths that much but Christ alive.

It's alreet if you like siphoning foam out for 5 minutes before drinking.

Who needs Ibra, we've got Kuqi?

Stevie's is called Wrongun Watch.

Will be back up fully by end of May, rolling out services in fits and starts until then. Still absolutely shite like; I want to play Portal co-op.

Has the worst put on "posh" TV voice as well. Comes off like Tim Nice but Dim.

I was not, but he was humming a power ballad... Can't Fight This Feeling by the incredibly heterosexual REO Speedwagon?

I'd love to know why Fish is so uncomfortable with another man's lotioned hands rubbing the small of his back. Are you afraid to love another man?

From Sky Sports.

Perch had zero expectations and managed to fulfil that so I can't put him here. I'd say Man City paid far too much for Dzeko on current showing.

They want to get a wash. That picture makes them look like the shittest crime-fighting duo I've ever seen.