Ayatollah Hermione

aye, I know that, but if I sell something ie an LP, which I've done because I'm having a clearout, I give a "thank you for immediate payment" etc as soon as its sold. Are you selling any LPs at the minute?

Agreed. There can be no talk of solid foundation until at least Barton and Nolan have signed new deals. If they manage to get Jose to, then I'll be genuinely impressed.

Will be a nothing game, maybe 1-1 with a few young players given a run-out from both teams, nice little applause for the players at the end and if it's not pissing down with rain, might be a canny drinking day.

I've always been impressed with the work effort the players have put in this season. The likes of Barton, Coloccini, Gutierrez, Tiote, Nolan and even Best have worked their bollocks off for the cause but I'll never applaud the fat cunt in the office.

CT calling out people for sniping rather than supporting when he's barely at the match is rich. And yes, that's a snipe.

We're on Talk Talk and I can't stand it. Our connection was at 2mbs but was really unstable (kept disconnecting when trying to do anything too streneous) so we contacted them about fixing it. Rather than doing anything, they just gimped our internet to 500kbps. They're a big pain in the arse when dealing with them.

The half arsed dancing, the witless banter, the amateur video, the tron outfits, the jarring shifts from folk to bad pop. The contempt for the 'rules' which he forgets for the big, Singalong, horn blaring parts,the autotune... Dm stith was good. Aye, the dancing was shite Didn't mind the little bits of chat in between, thought they had a quaint little vibe about them. I was disappointed that there wasn't more from Illinoise or Michigan but I like the latest album, overblown nature of it and all. Got hit in the head with a giant balloon though and the drummer on the left looked like a right miserable bastard but I really enjoyed it. Different strokes, I suppose.

Really? What didn't you like?

They should be injecting them with nuclear waste so we get superheroes.

More like Snoop from The Wire.

Sufjan Stevens was properly amazing. I Want to be Well was the dogs bollocks.

Swansea finished third so I always have the opinion that the third placed team should go up.

Well, at least we never had to deal with that.

I wouldn't say we're a dirty team though; a lot of those have been for silly fouls. Danny Simpson is quite bad for it.

I wouldn't be adverse to sending the two of them out on loan but only if enough cover is brought in which I'm guessing is unlikely. Ferguson will be 2nd choice LB/LW next season again I imagine.

Wants to get some studs in his boots. Plays like he's wearing roller skates sometimes. He buzzes about but he's hardly shown anything else about him.

A few oldies being mixed in it seems. I love Seven Swans Sufjan Stevens @ Les Nuits Botanique 11/05 Seven Swans Too Much Age Of Adz Heirloom I Walked The Owl And The Tanager Vesuvius Get Real Get Right Enchanting Ghost I Want To Be Well Futile Devices Impossible Soul Concerning the UFO Sighting Near Highland, Illinois Casimir Pulaski Day Chicago. I want to be well Excellent stuff.

Fucking hell aye, Sufjan tomorrow. Going to relisten to Age of Adz now.

I bet this immigrant was going into that shop for some free healthcare and the chance to be bumped up the housing list.

Your references, man

How will STOKE winning the FA Cup provide a bit of magic? For who exactly?

I think they're bland, shallow arena rock pap like. Nowt stopping anyone liking them of course.

Wheels off Swansea early. Mike Dean still a patronising arsehole.

The novelty of this invalid has well and truly worn off now tbh.

Fat scouse cunt.