Ayatollah Hermione

Agreed. Deadman seems canny as owt all in all.

'Bit presumptious to call him Rob Lee esque after a friendly against Darlington like. I'f be concerned if he didn't look a class above.

Bit glad I didn't go if it was full of pissed up, arsey 16 year old charvers.

Watched this last neet. He's canny like; the one with the phone in the glass was mental, same with the ice coin. I reckon he's just got really hot hands.

Meet Leonardo Da Vinci

So desperate to watch some football that I'm putting Fulham's Europa League tie-on. Quite interested to see how they play under Jol tbf.

Just remembered about this before

nah, what do you mean aye, I'm lost as well, Deadman.

Where's good to drink in Chester-le-Street? Mate's just moved there so we're going to test the waters there at the weekend.

Still hasn't paid up to the SBR Foundation, the fucking arsehole.

I once asked for directions in Sunderland and literally got told to "piss off and ask the police" The place is full of unpolite scruffs, especially if they hear you're a Geordie. Everyone from out the area I met at uni prefers the people and general feel of Newcastle. Also, not denying Newcastle has it's rough parts but the CENTRE OF Sunderland looks like Newcastle's shit holes. Very surprised Rhys and co haven't trotted out "Mag at work" yet tbh.

Nick's avatar is the last thing his victims see.

Great. So, who are we going to target now that will take a month to chase then inevitably fail to sign?

Stay away from The Gate is all I'll say.

spaghetti

Same. I'd want a person who'd run around after me if I wanted a pasta pot but was in Taiwan.

Barton posted that he's off with the reserves so wanted everyone to head over and support them but then said it was him, Perch, Xisco, Ranger, Routledge and Williamson going so everyone might as well stay at home

If it's a nice, hot sunny day, do what LTB says and have a walk along the Quayside stopping every so often to have a few pints because Newcastle Quayside in the sun is absolutely amazing to see.

I honestly think I'd go to Monte Carlo and spend the first million on supermodel quality prostitutes and tailored suits. Then work from there.

I love how you can see which tweets he's copied and pasted by their above-average grammar and spelling. I love this thread like. I hope Stevie never stops on this campaign.

All's fair; they're coming after your life.

I reckon you could do more than 15 like. If you pick a couple up and just fling them about, you'll wipe a good few out.

Right, here's the rules: * You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court * There are no weapons or foreign objects * Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin) * The children are merciless and will show no fear * If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you. My mate reckons he could take 100 but that's ridiculous since incessant shin kicking would see you down after a while. I honestly think you could only take 25 MAX before they got you over and trampled on your head.

Plank. The true genius of that photograph won't set in for a few years yet.