Ayatollah Hermione

Same. There's no chance we get season out of season out of them. Unless we do, by some miracle, get Europe season after season in the future.

Do you speak to all the girls like that?

I've no idea what he's like since I've never seen him play. Much like yourself. I'm going off the proof of Nolan's importance to NUFC and he needs to play IMO.

Which one? I've seen the one in the lakes during walks around Grizedale. Always think they look great but nee good with heights. Matfen. I was alreet for the first couple but then it starts getting a bit mental.

Just been to one of those GoApe places with all the zipwires and swings in the trees. Not advised if you hate heights.

I didnt say that though. The observations I read were discussing how Bartons influence while channelled positively is good, however a negative Barton could have an eroding influence. Anyone who thinks Bartons comments at talk ins, in the press and now via twitter are positive for NUFC or assisting his chances of staying at the club, are mad. I love Barton as has been evident over time on here but I certainly dont want a sulky, argumentative Barton hanging around. Needs addressing quickly. I would say Barton coming out and telling people how badly the club is being run is a good thing so turbospackers don't think they're doing well. The most vital part of this is that Barton is signed because no matter how many talented French midfielders you sign, there's no replacing leadership on the pitch. He doesn't sulk, he says what he wants (and he's always right about the club) and does the business on the pitch. Btw, on about sulking, don't you want N Zogbia back? Also, the barely hidden contempt Ashley and co have for the fans is a thousand times worse.

Literally in his first couple of pages of posts, he goes from writing Anti-Ashley songs and saying he's got three season tickets to staunchly believing a Llambias interview and supporting Dennis Wise for the manager job.

Thought they looked a canny side at the start of the season when Elmander and Holden were performing.

Nolan needs to be in any side we start. Hugely influential, keeps possession well, scores important goals. Cabaye's got a job if he's replacing him in people's teams.

Only CT would think fostering a strong team spirit is a bad thing. I can't think of any examples of that being reported but then again, he's never seen Cabaye but he's reporting him as class.

Zodiac. Aye, pretty good. Could have done with 10/15 minutes off it like.

Keeper with massive hands.

Anyone using GhostTown? A free Spotify with everything Spotify is missing.

Think they'll get there eventually like. Clark seems a canny manager.

Nobody knew Andreas Andersson and he was shit. He signed for us in the late 90s btw.

Love how CT is so positive about a bunch of players he's never seen. I'm not sure how many times he can be served shit before he stops telling himself its sugar.

As long as they let us know in 10 days

New Features: Pro Player Intelligence Precision Dribbling Tactical Defending Impact Engine Revolutions and Reservations New Camera Angle The new camera angle is quite similar to the one in PES 2011 at a low angle and from a perspective that makes the pitch seem bigger. It also follows the action (so for example if you're down on one wing, the opposite one wouldn't be visible).They feel this adds a bit more 'punch' to the game. New Menu Design Which is "more simpler, slicker, more ergonomic." Off the ball injuries The AI will also keep track of areas of the body players have been injured during a match. Players can also become injured off the ball if abused too much (too much sprinting etc), especially late in the game. More "Human AI" Each player will act more or less according to his abilities. One example given is when an AI player sees Fabregas coming towards him with the ball, he'll act more carefully.

I'm going to take even less notice of the Chronicle now.

Same. Got an HTC by any chance?

Definitely the worst crack of anyone in the British Isles.

Professional pram filler.

Our away form was the 8th best in the league and it wasn't particularly good. Won 5, drawn 5, lost 9.

Who do you take after? Ow. It's not really of interest if it's not true.