Ayatollah Hermione

what about if water boarding was called water birding and you got to play with loads of ducks

Can everyone promise not to sing any of these songs? Except Tom's

Sorry, didn't see this. Like owt that's light sci-fi, some comedy stuff if it's done more as satire or anything more character based really. Not too much a fan of crime or mystery etc but if there's a good one I really must read, I'll give it a go. Have you read Douglas Adams? Probably have like but he ticks the first two boxes. Aye, got through all the Hitchhiker books but have read nowt else by him though. Kurt Vonnegut? He's fucking class. I've read Slaughterhouse Five but that's it. Where's good to start? Thought you might have as it's a starting point for many. It's almost a conventional novel though (especially by his standards). You can't really go wrong with him but I'd probably recommend giving Cat's Cradle or The Sirens of Titan a go first off. Will do, ta.

Sorry, didn't see this. Like owt that's light sci-fi, some comedy stuff if it's done more as satire or anything more character based really. Not too much a fan of crime or mystery etc but if there's a good one I really must read, I'll give it a go. Have you read Douglas Adams? Probably have like but he ticks the first two boxes. Aye, got through all the Hitchhiker books but have read nowt else by him though. Kurt Vonnegut? He's fucking class. I've read Slaughterhouse Five but that's it. Where's good to start?

Sorry, didn't see this. Like owt that's light sci-fi, some comedy stuff if it's done more as satire or anything more character based really. Not too much a fan of crime or mystery etc but if there's a good one I really must read, I'll give it a go. Have you read Douglas Adams? Probably have like but he ticks the first two boxes. Aye, got through all the Hitchhiker books but have read nowt else by him though.

Sorry, didn't see this. Like owt that's light sci-fi, some comedy stuff if it's done more as satire or anything more character based really. Not too much a fan of crime or mystery etc but if there's a good one I really must read, I'll give it a go.

There's a link to a live chat earlier in the thread, mate but you're probably best off following Lee Ryder on Twitter.

Fuck me, man. Broken ankle keeps him out for how long?

See the kid as Paul Wyn saying "Ben Arfa's taken of"?

Tom showing any prospective new members that he's the daddy around here.

Kevin's doing my reputation no good here like.

Tom's pulled.

Prefer this over watching the match if I'm honest.

hahaha, if that's Kevin signing in as me, top work.

How the fuck do I actually chat in this chat? I want to imitate Kevin. got it

Do I have to join up to get in this chat?

I kna, got caught out taking pictures of my cock. Got some positive feedback in the end so I left it up like. Could have been worse.

Send me a link to that chat room, Tom. I fancy joining the mong-a-long.

For my Alan Rickman fix, I watch Die Hard: The Best Film Ever Made

Saint's Row 3. Everything else might as well not be released as far as I'm concerned.

The Shins - Chutes Too Narrow. Forgot how much I really enjoyed this album and the band in general. If they finished now, they'd have a great three album run. Primal Scream - Give Out But Don't Give Up. Nowhere near Screamadelica or XTRMNTR but good fun. Sounds like they were having fun making it; was probably the drugs. Also, some of Elvis' 70s stuff that isn't the ballads/cheesier stuff. The country and slower tracks he was putting down on the studio are some of the most emotional stuff he ever done. Proper cries for help. This song too; Why it wasn't massive is beyond me.

Marina Virtually unknown over here although I did hear one of her songs on an advert the other day. Best turn I've ever been done by a mackem was JamesD coming on here with her as his avatar, prompting a furious 'who is that girl' search. I'm not embarrassed to say i've seen her live, okay maybe I am . Me and a mate at Leeds Fest last year, heard one song of Guns n Roses, decided they were wank live, went into a random tent and ended up singing along to every song, probably the only men in there that weren't with their girlfriends Saw her at Evolution a couple of years ago before she'd made it decently big and she was in a leotard, not unlike the first picture. Was immense.

Nolan's goals from midfield became invaluable because of the lack of contribution from our strikers (Carroll aside). If we had a striker scoring 15 league goals a season with our new midfield additions chipping in then we'd be doing well. Forgot to mention that I'd be calmed if we got a good striker in. Still think he would have got a few goals, even if he wasn't assured to start.

I'll give him a go! I don't like many older comedians, I haven't given even of them a chance mind. Richard Pryor is one of the few comedians that everyone I personally know has enjoyed when they've seen him.