Ayatollah Hermione

Woke up in a student hole next to a black lass with a kid who looked like Prince on the floor. Bottle of cheap whiskey by my head. I think I woke up at 5pm

The Swiss look like a canny team, that Shaquiri is a ball greedy little twat but a good player. The Belarus/Iceland game was shit but Belarus' Number 2 looked tricky. Spain/England today should be a canny one.

I think he's better than Smith and Guthrie. As long as we're not dropping Tiote, Cabaye or Nolan for him.

Would be a canny signing.

What are you doing with your life, man?

A damn fine offer.....but do you want to be seen as a selling forum selling off your best posters!!!!!! money talks Bullshit walks.

Class.

Better song

Ship him off to fight the terrorists.

I'd do her but I wouldn't be seen with an unimpressive hard-on in pink swimmer shorts. No wonder his son is unimpressed by his monster impression.

JOEY BARTON'S SEXY HAIRCUT NO. 1

fucking hell genius

http://twitter.com/#!/bphillipsonMP Toontastic's own MP is now on Twitter.

An acquaintance of mine is in The Sun today pictured with Natasha Giggs since he shagged her as well

Think it retailed for cheapish. Still criminally short though.

It's been dragging because people are obsessing over every little detail.

wow

Stop obsessing over the Twitter equivalents of the kids on the schoolyard who always made things up.

They could have signed 6 Tiotes.

Scott Parker?

Hangover 2. Are we supposed to be rooting for the gangsters?

She still signed it so it counts for the Toontastic Police Department.

Walter Shitty

Another rumoured NUFC target gone. Let's hope he doesn't adjust.

Anywhere in the toon sell Keo?