Ayatollah Hermione

Was never one for Lucy Pinder until these Lynx adverts. Wouldn't stop for a piss

Looks like I'm going to be watching this in a pub in London. Joy.

With which one?

Any more obscure former PL left-backs we can take?

I've not seen any of him but when we signed Cabaye, a lot of people who watch the French league were saying he was a canny player. With Routledge going though, we need an option like him off the bench; last season, it was depressing running out of alternatives once Ranger was on the pitch.

Asier Del Horno is available on a free. Remember him? Went from Chelsea to Levante in about 3 seasons.

What am I looking at?

I always imagine that David Dunn is eating anyway.

They're summed up with FTM tbh. Thick as whale spunk.

Japanese women: The most dangerous game

AAA refers to shifting huge amounts of units so COD is in there.

And calling Barton ugly

i consider myself taller than tom cruise for one

Agreed. Deadman seems canny as owt all in all.

'Bit presumptious to call him Rob Lee esque after a friendly against Darlington like. I'f be concerned if he didn't look a class above.

Bit glad I didn't go if it was full of pissed up, arsey 16 year old charvers.

Watched this last neet. He's canny like; the one with the phone in the glass was mental, same with the ice coin. I reckon he's just got really hot hands.

Meet Leonardo Da Vinci

So desperate to watch some football that I'm putting Fulham's Europa League tie-on. Quite interested to see how they play under Jol tbf.

Just remembered about this before

nah, what do you mean aye, I'm lost as well, Deadman.

Where's good to drink in Chester-le-Street? Mate's just moved there so we're going to test the waters there at the weekend.