Ayatollah Hermione

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Deano busts out a children's whiteboard with FM chalkboards on it. Fellow diners unimpressed.

The content of Gejon's nuts are currently in Gejon's own mouth.

16, sorry.

17 players who received an England call-up while playing for the Toon in the Premier League era. Doesn't need to be their first call-up, just a call-up.

He'll even go for more than £15mil if you ask me. If a team like Liverpool come along, they'll pay stupid money.

That wouldn't be taken from reputable sources in newspapers talking about Neil Taylor, would it? And he's still vague

Wishing him luck then hoping he takes Alan Smith is a bit harsh.

Fuck me, what a mint thread this is, lads.

Looking at the picture of Paul Wyn's bedroom again? Some great patterns on his wallpaper.

never got on with the pickled onion mm like. just harshly acidic crunchy foam. y wanna try own brand soups man - much better. morrisons lentil n bacon's top'o'the pops . Yeah those pickled onion ones were are really acidic. I know what you mean though Stevie, they've made McVities Digestive lower fat but the only problem is now they are so soft crumbly that you can't dunk them In fact they're normally in bits in the packet, shame as they were my favourite biccies but I don't buy them now. Chocolate bars seem tiny nowadays, like Double Deckers and Twix's and all that, they all seem snack size when they're on the shelves nowadays We've just got bigger hands now.

You believe him like?

Nice.

Tiote's is the far away victor like. Scored some rakers this season though, the toon. Special mention to Shola's dropkick against the Mackems.

I honestly get a little bit excited when this thread's bumped.

... or we're not willing to pay as much for foreign players (as it represents a bigger risk obviously) as we are for Englishmen. Just hoping though, not based on any evidence..... I just think we're not willing to pay a lot full stop.

Mark Douglas was talking on Twitter last night about how we're very keen on Matuidi but not going to stump up the cash. If that's the case, will be hard to believe we'll pay for Sturridge.

Cant say it's ruffling my feathers.

You can't even attempt when you've been on the drink the night before, I can never fart with confidence at such times. Was on the drink last neet and I had a McDonalds this morning and whenever I've farted today, I've had to cordon the blast radius off from everyone else.

Roasted In Porsche ?

My party piece is deeing Baker Street to the record.

Just gan to Baps and get a fuck off sarnie. If your date/business associate isn't satisfied, bollocks to them. But aye, echoing Monkey's suggestion of the Black Door. Lush.

Best way to be. When you stop laughing at people tripping up in the street, and stories about people falling through, there's nee turning back from being a miserable cunt. I still strike a ninja pose to fart , which my Mrs. & daughter find childish and hilarious respectively. I always laugh whenever I let off a good fart like. Even better if you time it to music.

As long as he keeps the suit, he'll be fine.